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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #1

    The truth about Fowly

    Brethern,

    Fox News has clarified this terrible situation with Fowly in congress.

    Fowly is infact a Demoncrat! PRAISE JESUS!
    There is no such thing as a gay Republican in God's Own Party!
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    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708
      #2
      Re: The truth about Fowly

      No doubt Brother. You can tell by the gapping mouth and stupid look on his face, that he cannot be a GODLY Repbulican.
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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639
          #3
          Re: The truth about Fowly

          Fox News said it; I believe it; that settles it.

          It makes sense when you think about it. Since he's both a Romanist and a Demon-cretin, how could he not be a kiddy-fiddler?
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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323
              #4
              Re: The truth about Fowly

              Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
              Fox News said it; I believe it; that settles it.
              Ditto, Brother! Faux News is like a latter day revelation!

              PRAISE!
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • robert12345
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 69
                  #5
                  Re: The truth about Fowly

                  Ditto, Brother! Faux News is like a latter day revelation!

                  PRAISE!
                  Mais vous parlez Français, pastor. Je suis tres impressionné!

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                    • Pastor Ray from Salem VA
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 16
                      #6
                      Re: The truth about Fowly

                      Originally posted by robert12345 View Post
                      Mais vous parlez Français, pastor. Je suis tres impressionné!
                      With all due respect, son, I suspect that one of the few areas where the members of this Forum and I agree is in our distaste for the French and their stubborn anti-Americanism.

                      Regardless, the Foley business is so out of control. If you ask me, Foley's responsibility is to make an honest boy out of the page. Foley should propose and, if accepted, they can go to Massachussetts for the ceremony. If the page turns him down, everyone should hush up about it forevermore.

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                        • robert12345
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 69
                          #7
                          Re: The truth about Fowly

                          With all due respect, son, I suspect that one of the few areas where the members of this Forum and I agree is in our distaste for the French and their stubborn anti-Americanism.
                          I know, those damn anti-American frog-eaters. I don't like the nation but in find the language quite beautiful.

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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323
                              #8
                              Re: The truth about Fowly

                              Originally posted by robert12345 View Post
                              I know, those damn anti-American frog-eaters. I don't like the nation but in find the language quite beautiful.
                              I have recently translated the French national anthem. I am not sure I have the meter quite right but I am not a native French translator.

                              La Marseillaise

                              Please don't shoot me, please don't hurt me,
                              I surrender, I give up.

                              Take my country, take my children,
                              take it all, I'll bugger off.

                              Let me keep this one small bottle, and this tiny block of cheese,
                              Just don't make me take a shower, one thing no good Frenchman needs!

                              Let me ride off on my bike, and
                              you can have the old Renault

                              Tell my daughters that I love them
                              as you rape them on the floor

                              Frenchmen all are very haughty
                              don't use soap and aren't polite

                              But we have a way with weapons,
                              drop them and
                              run from the fight
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                                  Scientific Advisor
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 2373
                                  #9
                                  Re: The truth about Fowly

                                  Praise Jesus -- those words brought a tear to my eye Pastor.
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