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Ixi 11-26-2006 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 18608)
That's not a cat. That's clearly a panther. Well, it still is of the cat family but you were, I'm guessing, referring to domestic cats.

And black cats hardly 'become gothic', they can't help the color of their fur. Sheesh.

Yeah cat lady, cats are cats, I don't think I ever heard of a gothic cat.

Enobarbus 11-26-2006 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 17402)
Molecules are made up of cells.

Horsefeathers! Molecules are certainly not made up of cells. And this is off the top of my head too, but I know my 3rd form chemistry. Cells are made of millions of molecules.

Goodness, gracious, me. Such ignorance.

Enobarbus 11-26-2006 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 17405)
Cells make up molecules. Bacteria is a unicellular organism. Either way it disproves god.

Like the blazes they do. The basic building blocks are atoms (which can be split into smaller particles, but we won't go there right now). A number of atoms combined makes a molecule that makes most elements.

The water molecule is H2O -- two atoms of hydrogen to one of oxygen. Cells are very complex organic chemistry structures that are made up of millions of molecules. A cell will have many different compounds in it -- each with its own molecules.

You do not have any college scholarships, you fibbing little harlot: you are much too ignorant for that.

hellion 11-26-2006 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Enobarbus (Post 19056)
Like the blazes they do. The basic building blocks are atoms (which can be split into smaller particles, but we won't go there right now). A number of atoms combined makes a molecule that makes most elements.

The water molecule is H2O -- two atoms of hydrogen to one of oxygen. Cells are very complex organic chemistry structures that are made up of millions of molecules. A cell will have many different compounds in it -- each with its own molecules.

You do not have any college scholarships, you fibbing little harlot: you are much too ignorant for that.

Yeah, I believe we've already discussed this, like a long time ago. Where have you been?

hellion 11-26-2006 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Enobarbus (Post 19053)
Horsefeathers! Molecules are certainly not made up of cells. And this is off the top of my head too, but I know my 3rd form chemistry. Cells are made of millions of molecules.

Goodness, gracious, me. Such ignorance.

There you go with the 'horsefeathers' again! What the Hell?

Enobarbus 11-26-2006 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 19059)
Yeah, I believe we've already discussed this, like a long time ago. Where have you been?

Discussed what? Is this another gracious admission on your part that you are completely wrong?

I thought you said that molecules were made up of cells? Didn't you?

Enobarbus 11-26-2006 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 19061)
There you go with the 'horsefeathers' again! What the Hell?

Horsefeathers = bullswool. The term as been corrupted these days to an unChristian term. But you're full of it.

Pastor Al E Pistle 11-26-2006 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Enobarbus (Post 19074)
I thought you said that molecules were made up of cells? Didn't you?

Yes, she did. I heard her. I suspect she is one of Icky's cellmates in JV.

Ixi 11-26-2006 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle (Post 19110)
Yes, she did. I heard her. I suspect she is one of Icky's cellmates in JV.

Bull shit. I don't even know Hellion.

Pastor Al E Pistle 11-26-2006 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 19214)
Bull shit. I don't even know Hellion.

OK, maybe she is not in JV with you. But she is certainly on the fast track to HELL with you if you don't wise up to JESUS.

Ixi 11-26-2006 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle (Post 19216)
OK, maybe she is not in JV with you. But she is certainly on the fast track to HELL with you if you don't wise up to JESUS.

And you will be on the fast track to a fist in the face if you keep saying I'm in JV.

Brother Temperance 11-26-2006 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pottymouth Ixi (Post 19214)
Bull shit. I don't even know Hellion.

Untrustworthy as you have proven yourself to be, I can readily believe this. Actually, I'll believe anything you say, as long as it starts with "I don't know..."

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And you will be on the fast track to a fist in the face if you keep saying I'm in JV.

So let me get this straight... to prove you're not a criminal, you threaten to commit assault? :wacko:

hellion 11-27-2006 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Enobarbus (Post 19076)
Horsefeathers = bullswool. The term as been corrupted these days to an unChristian term. But you're full of it.

Haha! Bullswool is even worse! Where do you come up with this??

hellion 11-27-2006 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Enobarbus (Post 19074)
Discussed what? Is this another gracious admission on your part that you are completely wrong?

I thought you said that molecules were made up of cells? Didn't you?

Yeah, I did. Then what's-his-face proved me wrong (about something he doesn't even believe in, how ironic...) and I admitted I was wrong. Now you jump in like a week later and start harrassing me about something that's already gone out of style.

Pastor Al E Pistle 11-27-2006 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 19297)
Yeah, I did. Then what's-his-face proved me wrong (about something he doesn't even believe in, how ironic...) and I admitted I was wrong. Now you jump in like a week later and start harrassing me about something that's already gone out of style.

I am not "what's his face" you little tramp!

Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. 11-27-2006 04:51 AM

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Now I generally wouldn't do this, but in her "defense", she sees so MANY men's faces in a day in her, ahem, "line of work", that its hard for her to keep them straight. Generally its easier for her to just cough out a "next" and move on to the next "gentleman". To differentiate you from any of her "customers" is too difficult a task for her female "mind" (and a bad one at that).

Ixi 11-28-2006 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 19220)
Untrustworthy as you have proven yourself to be, I can readily believe this. Actually, I'll believe anything you say, as long as it starts with "I don't know..."


So let me get this straight... to prove you're not a criminal, you threaten to commit assault? :wacko:

Slugging someone in the face isn't an assault, but killing someone is.

Pastor Al E Pistle 11-28-2006 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 19685)
Slugging someone in the face isn't an assault, but killing someone is.

Slugging someone in the face is technically a 'battery'. All of you bad kids in the 'hood' should know that already.. This is a good example of an assault:

"And you will be on the fast track to a fist in the face if you keep saying I'm in JV."

-Icky the assaulter

Brother Temperance 11-28-2006 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 19685)
Slugging someone in the face isn't an assault.

So you think it's legal to just go up to people in the street and punch them in the face?

OnYourKnees 11-28-2006 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 17402)
Molecules are made up of cells.

Um, no.

Molecules are made up of atoms.

Thought you were a scientician.

Pastor Al E Pistle 11-28-2006 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees (Post 19738)
Um, no.

Molecules are made up of atoms.

Thought you were a scientician.

Hellion is barely a teeny-bopper. She is a dumb girl.

OnYourKnees 11-28-2006 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou (Post 1901)
That creature could be something even more horrifying than a goth -- a goth wannabee.

Looks more like a goth manatee to me.

OnYourKnees 11-28-2006 09:38 PM

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Didn't you just ask to be saved?

Then, when given directions on how to attain such a state, you respond with rudeness and blasphemy!

Your husband needs to give you a sound thrashing.

OnYourKnees 11-28-2006 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 14680)
Friend,

Jesus did exist. Beyond The Bible, one of the best written record form the ancient period, He is also mentioned in Joesphus' works.

And Roman public records.

Real person, real imprisonment, real torture, real crucifixion. Do your homework, little girl (Hellion, that is).

OnYourKnees 11-28-2006 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks-ion (Post 15377)
I have posted a few theories amongst the forums, but I really don't want to look for them.
But the theory never started with 'dead rocks'.
At the time life arose, the atmosphere of Earth is thought to have contained little or no free oxygen, instead consisting principally of CO2 and N2 in addition to smaller amounts of gases such as H2, H2S, and CO. Such an atmosphere provides reducing conditions in which organic molecules, given a source of energy such as sunlight or electrical discharge, can form spontaneously. This is only one theory, and there have been tests to prove it correct.
Of course the first cells arose in water, where they could thrive off their environment. The soft membranoid bacteria learned to group with others of it's same kind and pulled all of it's genetic material into it's center creating the first nucleus and eukaryotic cell. The hard shelled bacteria found a way into the soft bacteria and learned to co-exist. The next step in which the nucleus learned to transfer information to the mitochondria to obtain necessary food led to the cells relationship with it's surrounding environment and began evolution.

So you're saying that cell nuclei can think? Apparently they can think and are sentient, as they can learn. That means every time you eat something, you're eating a sentient being, whether it's animal, vegetable, or fungus.

Think about that when you gnaw on a carrot stick.

Unfortunately, you haven't learned grammar yet. "It's" is a contraction for "it is" or "it was" or "it has". The possessive of "it" is "its". I guess the nuclei learn more effectively than you.

Do your homework.

Daisy Mae Johnson 11-28-2006 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees (Post 19764)
So you're saying that cell nuclei can think? Apparently they can think and are sentient, as they can learn. That means every time you eat something, you're eating a sentient being, whether it's animal, vegetable, or fungus.

Think about that when you gnaw on a carrot stick.

Unfortunately, you haven't learned grammar yet. "It's" is a contraction for "it is" or "it was" or "it has". The possessive of "it" is "its". I guess the nuclei learn more effectively than you.

Do your homework.

Funny AND smart:heart:

OnYourKnees 11-28-2006 10:26 PM

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:wub:

Perhaps you'd care to join me at the Flying J Truck Stop some evening for a little Soul-Saving™?

Talitha 11-28-2006 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees (Post 19779)
:wub:

Perhaps you'd care to join me at the Flying J Truck Stop some evening for a little Soul-Saving™?

You'd better watch your behaviour around Sister Thumper Mr OYK.
Sister Thumper is not only a True Christian™ Laydee but also betrothed to a Pastor.

OnYourKnees 11-28-2006 10:35 PM

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I wouldn't want to offend . . . the Pastor is certainly welcome to join as well! Perhaps I could learn some new technique from his able hand.

Pastor Al E Pistle 11-28-2006 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees (Post 19786)
I wouldn't want to offend . . . the Pastor is certainly welcome to join as well! Perhaps I could learn some new technique from his able hand.

Bah. Any of the GODLY sisters would tear you limb from limb.

Daisy Mae Johnson 11-28-2006 10:55 PM

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AMEN Pastor P!

I kinda miss our "Smack Downs for JESUS".

Speaking of that...where has that harlot Banshee been? I haven't seen her since Sister Tali and I took her "skeet shooting".

If you are a man of considerable means Brother OnYourKnees, I may be able to arrange a tea date for you and Sister Tali. We would need a Pastor to chaperone...of course.

With Love, Sister Thumper

OnYourKnees 11-29-2006 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde (Post 19794)
If you are a man of considerable means Brother OnYourKnees, I may be able to arrange a tea date for you and Sister Tali. We would need a Pastor to chaperone...of course.

I would expect nothing less of True Christians™, Sister!

Kecht 12-09-2006 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha (Post 19783)
You'd better watch your behaviour around Sister Thumper Mr OYK.
Sister Thumper is not only a True Christian™ Laydee but also betrothed to a Pastor.

Oh, please...

Who would buy the cow when they can get the milk for free? If the good pastor was going to marry her it would have happened. You're nothing but animals so why deceive yourselves into thinking a legally binding contract of monogamy is going to elevate you to a state beyond your inherent beastial natures? How does a peice of paper handed out in a court of secular law validate the natural union of a penis and a vagina in the eyes of a non-secular narcissistic entity? Marriage is for simple-minded conformist suckered in by the promise of happiness which is an inevitable contradiction to the nature of the universe. We exist to suffer.

Existence is pain. Pain is suffering. Woe to the universe.
Woe to the christian hypocrites who fornicate like the beast that they are. Accept your low stations in life. Pfft, conformist no-nothings...

Pastor Isaac Peters 12-09-2006 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Kecht (Post 22543)
Oh, please...

Who would buy the cow when they can get the milk for free? If the good pastor was going to marry her it would have happened. You're nothing but animals so why deceive yourselves into thinking a legally binding contract of monogamy is going to elevate you to a state beyond your inherent beastial natures? How does a peice of paper handed out in a court of secular law validate the natural union of a penis and a vagina in the eyes of a non-secular narcissistic entity? Marriage is for simple-minded conformist suckered in by the promise of happiness which is an inevitable contradiction to the nature of the universe. We exist to suffer.

Watch it, Hairball. Stop comparing the blessed union of a True Christian™ man and his silent, submissive wife to your drunken fornication with the black-lipstick-wearing gothtard girls you pick up at hipster raves.

You're right in a very narrow way. We don't think that a secular marriage license elevates us above the beasts. In fact, the Holy King James Bible never tells us to get secular marriage licenses. True Christian™ marriage comes from God, not the county courthouse:

Genesis 2:18: And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

Mark 10:9: What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.


If you ever hear a "Christian" babbling about the sanctity of government-licensed marriage, you know you're listening to someone who's been brainwashed by the atheists.

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Existence is pain. Pain is suffering. Woe to the universe.
Woe to the christian hypocrites who fornicate like the beast that they are. Accept your low stations in life. Pfft, conformist no-nothings...
You have some repenting to do, pal, or your existence will be pain and suffering throughout all eternity.

hellion 12-09-2006 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle (Post 19327)
I am not "what's his face" you little tramp!

Not you! You said the same thing I did, Al! It was Salvo Seeker who prooved us both wrong.

Brother Temperance 12-10-2006 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 22738)
Not you! You said the same thing I did, Al! It was Salvo Seeker who prooved us both wrong.

No, Al and Salvation Seeker both said the same thing, then Jesus proved they were both right and you were wrong, remember?

hellion 12-10-2006 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 22803)
No, Al and Salvation Seeker both said the same thing, then Jesus proved they were both right and you were wrong, remember?

Do you even know what we're talking about? I doubt it. You just have to bring religion into EVERYTHING because it runs your entire existence.

Virginia Day Templeton 12-10-2006 07:40 PM

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Please ignore the rantings of this hellbound dyke harlot--clearly, her brainworks are too gummed up with lesbo cooter juice for God's Word to make even the faintest imprint on her consciousness. The best we can do is pray that Jesus strikes her dead before any saved souls are led astray by her verbal vomit.

Brother Temperance 12-10-2006 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 22996)
Do you even know what we're talking about? I doubt it. You just have to bring religion into EVERYTHING because it runs your entire existence.

God runs the entire universe, why should my petty life be any different? Besides, I remember what happened perfectly: You claimed molecules were alive, in this post. Me, Al, Salvation Seeker, and everyone else disagreed with you. Then Jesus entered into you and showed you the error of your ways, remember?

Enobarbus 12-10-2006 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 19296)
Haha! Bullswool is even worse! Where do you come up with this??

Where do I come up with "bullswool"? It's standard English slang, you risibly, spectacularly ignorant little cow. Obviously -- even to you, I presume -- bulls don't have wool, so if something is described as "bullswool", it's untrue -- nonsense. Similarly with "Horsefeathers". I have been familiar with both terms since I was a child. So are most people. I don't understand what you the pair of you are on about. You both have lived very cloisted lives, it seems. You are both astonishingly ignorant.

It's your homerism, you are plainly a dyke bitch whose brain is addled by your indulgence in depravity and sin. It's the only explanation for your stupidity and ignorance. Clown Boy is the same. Stupid and ignorant. His brain has been bashed too often against his scull while he's been being buggered by his boyfriends. A pathetic little yob like him will obviously be the bitch in any homer twosome and he must spend most of his life being sodomized.

And you reject Jesus for this? Don't you wish you were a normal person with a normal vocabulary and knowledge? Give up your sin and find Jesus and it will come true. Mind you, whether Jesus wants the likes of you and Clownass is a moot point.


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