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Jeb Stuart Thurmond 11-10-2009 02:44 PM

BAN CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 2!
 
Dear Friends,

The torrent of bad news continues. Children can download Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, a game where innocent, perky little 12-year olds are free to burn, rape, and loot booty.

Call of Duty, the video game series infamous for allowing children to imagine themselves as one of Stalin's footsoldiers, has now taken the next logical step of allowing children to imagine themselves as terrorists.

While Playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, a child can shoot a person, stand over the corpse, look down at the dead person's face, and then put down their game controller, whip out their penis, and slap it against their computer monitor, simulating an act of "turkey-slapping" necrophillia.

Also, while Playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, children can do stand over the corpse, then bite their lip and suck on their monitor, simulating drinking the blood of the dead. They can even fart on the dead person's face (digestive system permitting) or simulate desecrating the corpse by urinating on their monitor (though I didn't test this for fear of damaging my keyboard.)

When I called Activision to ask them to confirm or deny that the Columbine killers were avid players of the Call Of Duty series of games, my calls were not returned. Or even answered. They even turned off their answering machine, which is an admission of guilt in my opinion.

What horrible games will children be playing next year? "Cowboys and Indians", where they can shoot and scalp settlers while making wild indian war-cries? "Cops and robbers" where they will pretend to be cop-killers? What ever happened to the good old days, when boys would just get together in the treehouse and imagine themselves as doctors? Whatever happened to simple activities like "show and tell"? Those were the days.

Even worse than terrorism, there is even a league of Call of Duty players who proudly call themselves "F.A.G.S." and wear the label as a badge of honor. They claim it's an acronym for "Fight Against Grenade Spam" but that makes no sense. Viagra spam, Nigerian scam spam - my mailbox is filled with them, but I get no spam mails offering to sell me grenades. I would actually like to get some grenade spam. It would sure beat all of the "come back soon" emails from Des Moines area gay massage parlors that seem to be the most common kind of spam these days. Don't you just hate those? They don't even bother to make a proper ad, they just send an empty message titled "You left your watch here" - yeah right, buddy. I'm certain I saw my watch under the couch the other day.

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bl...calArena12.jpg In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2: players can assasinate Bush, Cheney, and a very unflatteringly-portrayed Sarah Palin.

Nobar King 11-10-2009 03:36 PM

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Unbelievable! A terrorist training simulator!
Quote:

Outrage as terrorist game lets players massacre civilians

But the game has sparked controversy after leaked footage revealed that, in one of the missions, players can join a group of Russian ultranationalist terrorists and massacre civilians with assault weapons in an airport.
I'm outraged, too! How long will it be until some schoolkids try to reproduce this scenario in their schools as they shoot hundreds of students?

Bobby-Joe 11-10-2009 04:30 PM

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I hear the game makes Sarah Paline look like an utter fool. Typical Hollywood liberal trash.

While you had a fair and balanced coverage of the game you forget the popular Call of Duty practice of "bumping" your teammates to simulate gay sex. The fact that Call of Duty is a gay murder simulator is show by the fact that there are no women depicted in the games, only buff young men.

Joe Berith 02-11-2010 09:17 PM

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Um, sirs i mean no disrespect for opening this dead thread but i would like to point out some misinformation if i may?

James Hutchins 02-11-2010 09:22 PM

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Joseph, it better be a Biblical issue and not some gamer lamer cry baby cappola! :crying:

Cranky Old Man 02-11-2010 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Berith (Post 470481)
Um, sirs i mean no disrespect for opening this dead thread but i would like to point out some misinformation if i may?

Before you only True Christians posted in this thread so it is completely impossible there is misinformation there.

Bobby-Joe 02-11-2010 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Berith (Post 470481)
Um, sirs i mean no disrespect for opening this dead thread but i would like to point out some misinformation if i may?

Friend,

I hope you are talking about the misinformation Activision has spread. We TRUE Christians™ value the TRUTH™ and have no time for people looking to justify discredited positions with twisted logic and distorted facts.

Joe Berith 02-11-2010 09:33 PM

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No no just that Activsion could not have given you the answer only Infinity Ward (even its NAME challenges our Lord!) Activision publishes the games it didn't MAKE them.

Joe Berith 02-11-2010 09:50 PM

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Please do not misunderstand i was not trying to say anything unwarranted! i was stating that the reason that the OP could not get a response about the game from Activision was because they didn't make it. when i read this thread i knew i had to look into it because a store next to mine sells these games and i was just trying to help add more information to this forum. i sincerely do hope i did not offend anyone! :innocent:

Bobby-Joe 02-11-2010 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Berith (Post 470515)
Please do not misunderstand i was not trying to say anything unwarranted! i was stating that the reason that the OP could not get a response about the game from Activision was because they didn't make it. when i read this thread i knew i had to look into it because a store next to mine sells these games and i was just trying to help add more information to this forum. i sincerely do hope i did not offend anyone! :innocent:

Friend,

You left me no choice but to dock you some reputation points. It is my earnest hope that you will work hard to get yourself back in the positive. Good luck to you friend.

Joe Berith 02-11-2010 09:58 PM

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Why my friend? what did i post to offend you? so i may learn from my mistakes in the future?

James Hutchins 02-11-2010 10:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Berith (Post 470515)
Please do not misunderstand i was not trying to say anything unwarranted! i was stating that the reason that the OP could not get a response about the game from Activision was because they didn't make it. when i read this thread i knew i had to look into it because a store next to mine sells these games and i was just trying to help add more information to this forum. i sincerely do hope i did not offend anyone! :innocent:

You are bailing water from a boat with a ten foot hole. Pointless now.
Is Activision a real company? Do they have a telephone? If a person calls, is it not the responsible thing to do by answering the call and helping the caller? Activision failed on all counts. They have something to hide and are trying to do so behind the skirt of Ma Bell. Typical pantie waists!:angry:

Joe Berith 02-11-2010 10:21 PM

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I wasn't defending Activision by any means! i was simply stating the fact that they did not create the game therefore the are not responsible for any press related questions. by all means be angrey at them for nnot ansering your calls but to find the information on weather or not the students that participated in the shootings played call of duty (which they did) the people that are responsible for that information would be Infinity Ward. i was trying to give this thread more information to use against these games.

James Hutchins 02-11-2010 10:32 PM

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Son, the hole you are digging gets deeper and deeper. We do not care who made it, who distributes it of the CEO's kids names. What we need to do is eliminate these horrid games. And I certainly have better things to do that waste time on the semantics.

You are related to Bob?

Cranky Old Man 02-11-2010 10:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Berith (Post 470496)
Activision publishes the games it didn't MAKE them.

So selling drugs to little kids is no problem, just as long as you didn't make the drugs? Murdering people is no problem because you did not make the bullet? Starting to get the picture here? Video games are evil. Activision is evil. Case closed.

Joe Berith 02-11-2010 10:34 PM

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bob? i have a cousin on my mothers side names robert... why?
and i am deeply sorry for offending anyone and I will drop it.

James Hutchins 02-11-2010 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Berith (Post 470545)
bob? i have a cousin on my mothers side names robert... why?
and i am deeply sorry for offending anyone and I will drop it.

It ia an amazing coincidence another person has the same unique last name as you.... interesting indeed. :hmmm:

Joe Berith 02-11-2010 10:41 PM

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Sigh... where can i find this "man"... and to Old Man i agree to all your points.

James Hutchins 02-11-2010 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Berith (Post 470553)
Sigh... where can i find this "man"... and to Old Man i agree to all your points.

That would be 'eric the retard'


Edit: Too late, you are banned too! :rofl3:

Tomatketchup 02-12-2010 11:54 AM

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I'm suprised these games haven't been purged already. They've existed for over 10 years yet the government does nothing? Another sign that Obama is the anti-christ.

What will come next, Grand Theft Auto V?


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