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  • #16
    Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

    This woman is almost Godly, but she still has some spiritual work to do. Firstly, she needs to follow the entire Bible, not just the New Testament. Secondly, she makes the incorrect assumption that all Christian churches are equal, while we all know that the only True Church© is Landover Baptist. All that aside, I did find her feelings of longing for death before she found Jesus to be quite inspiring.

    Originally posted by Sun_Shine51
    I haven't been on here in a few days-There is great information
    on here...

    I LOVE being a Christian.....If not for Jesus in my life EVERYDAY,
    to help me through, I would want to be dead.. Life without Jesus
    was horrible---

    He died for us, and there is NO ONE who will ever love you more.
    He guides my day everyday..

    I have such peace & joy.......
    If you have prayed, and asked Him to forgive you, then He has.
    Satan will try to make you think God has not forgiven you.
    REBUKE him.

    Keep trying different churchs until you have found one you
    feel that is where God wants you....

    I studied the new testament when I first became a Christian.

    I try to live Galatians 5:22 and 23.. The Fruit of the Spirit-

    Email me anytime you like---You and your children are in my
    prayers....
    Pat
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    • #17
      Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

      God warns you that smoking will cause cancer and then He gives you cancer when you smoke!
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      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • #18
        Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

        Words of wisdom:
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        2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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        • #19
          Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

          This one makes me and Jesus smile.

          A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

          ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

          At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

          ”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

          The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

          ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

          The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

          The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

          The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

          Semper Fi.
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          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • #20
            Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

            ^ That was absolutely beautiful!!
            But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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            • #21
              Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

              This surely brought a tear to God's sweet eye. Especially the ending. This man is so close to being a True Christian(tm) and he doesn't even have the first clue that he is.

              Predestination, Chosen in Christ before the foundation of the Creation of the World, and Election, surely God doesn't mean that.

              I get to choose Jesus, but Jesus doesn't have the right to choose His Bride, because that just doesn't seem fair, and I want a god that I can decide who He is and what his attributes and character is.

              How dare God get to do as He pleases and be how He wants to be, He should be like I want Him to be, and the way that you want Him to be, the way that my neighbor wants Him to be, and the way that the Mormons want Him to be, and the way that the Gnostics want Him to be, and the way that the Heretics want Him to be..........

              Please tell me where you think that we should stop, so God can be the God that You Created.

              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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              • #22
                Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

                I was visibly moved when I saw this Holy Message:
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                2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                • #23
                  Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

                  Oh, praise Jesus! Perfectly spoken like a True Christian(tm).

                  "Man, in the beginning of time had a lot more brain power before the fall of man. Just take Adam for example. He had to name every single animal on the planet. There are tons of animals on the earth."
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                  • #24
                    Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

                    Ray was so close on this one. So close that I just had to add it.
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                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                    • #25
                      Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

                      You did the right thing!

                      Ray Comfort is usually so deliberately vague, because he doesn't want to alienate his donors by telling the Absolute Truth. What would they think if they found out "Dad" from the after school special told them they were on the express train to fiery sodomy?

                      There would be a riot

                      Yours in Him
                      DAM
                      Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                      Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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                      • #26
                        Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

                        This.

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                        Amen!! I believe Brother Ray was referring the first chapter of First Corinthians.

                        1 Cor 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
                        1 Cor 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
                        [. . .]
                        1 Cor 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
                        1 Cor 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
                        1 Cor 1:28 And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are:
                        1 Cor 1:29 That no flesh should glory in his presence.
                        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

                          Brother Ray is right. It is a low door to Everlasting Life and it takes a low man to be able to get through it. Brother Ray is one of the lowest men I know, he will surely sit by Jesus' Side come the Judgement. Praise!
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
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                          • #28
                            Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

                            Ah, twitter.

                            Sure, the internet COULD mean a new era of communication, education, and understanding, comparable to the printing press or the invention of writing itself.

                            Or, on the other hand, we can settle for using it as a more efficient way of producing and distributing bumper stickers. It's all good.
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                            • #29
                              Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

                              There's such a lot of vile games out there it's worth remembering that there is a liberal agenda attached.

                              Video Games and the Spreading of Liberal Values
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                              Unfortunately, the video game industry has a long history of unintentionally (or in some cases, deliberately) spreading liberal values and ideals at odds with traditional conservative values.

                              Examples
                              • Excessive profanity, many times to the point of being added for "shock value"
                              • Meticulous designs of blood and gore (Virtually every game rated for 17+ players)
                              • Allowing players to be terrorists and perform terrorism (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2)
                                • This level may be skipped, is not present in all versions of the game, and the player is not compelled to kill any civilian during the first half of the level one plays as a terrorist. The second half of the level does force the player to fight police as a terrorist, and this is not avoidable.
                              • Allowing players to have fornication with prostitutes (All Grand Theft Auto video games)
                                • It should be noted this is optional, as no GTA game has ever forced the player to fornicate with a prostitute as an unavoidable storyline event, but it does provide the player some other gameplay bonus with no in-game downside like a sexually transmitted disease, inadvertently encouraging the idea of unprotected sexual relations outside of marriage.
                              • Welcoming to more violence, such as providing bonus points for extra murders (almost every single game that provides bonus points or some other gameplay advantage for upping the player's "kill count")
                              • Over reliance on violence than story (Gears of War)
                              • Overtones of Hollywood Values (Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony)
                              • Allowing players to gamble in Las Vegas themed casinos and borrow money from mafia bosses (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas after completing a flight school).
                              • Encourages radical terrorism (Red Faction: Guerrilla)
                              • Promotes the idea of the player being worshipped like an idol or as a deity. (Black and White)
                                • On a related note, also at times demonizes religion and God by implying they are evil (Final Fantasy XIII series, and to a lesser extent, most Final Fantasy games)
                              • Homosexual relationships (The Ville and Bully)
                              • Promoting an anti-American agenda either briefly or throughout the whole game (Resident Evil series, Metal Gear Solid series)
                              • Using government funds for private business purposes (38 Studios)

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                              • #30
                                Re: Godly sayings from around the internet.

                                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                There's such a lot of vile games out there it's worth remembering that there is a liberal agenda attached.
                                ...
                                Welcoming to more violence, such as providing bonus points for extra murders (almost every single game that provides bonus points or some other gameplay advantage for upping the player's "kill count")
                                ...
                                The liberal agenda is all about murderin' bitches, hos and niggas, which is why they promote it continuously in their video games (and Hollywood films). If only Trump would put at end to all these R-rated video games (and movies) we would finally have a return to the decent Christian values of the 50s. Minus lynchings and Russia-hating.
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