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  • Echoes
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    • Dec 2013
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    #1

    New here

    Hi, I am a Christian, and I just thought I would make an account here and surround myself with good people.

    I don't know what else to say, except that I hope I can learn more about our wonderful God and the plan that He has for me.

    Praise Jesus, our lord and savior!
    Praise Jesus our lord and savior!
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: New here

    It's nice to "meet" you.



    Why not tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Echoes
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      #3
      Re: New here

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      It's nice to "meet" you.



      Why not tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      I go to Chalfont United Methodist Church (about an hour from Philadelphia) every Sunday with my parents and friends. Possibly my favorite verse from the Bible is:

      Rom 5:8: But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.

      I found Christ when I was little, and always felt His presence everywhere I went. Whenever I was sad or angry, I would pray to Him, and He would show me that He will always love me, as long as I got down on my knees and prayed for His forgiveness.

      God bless you!
      Praise Jesus our lord and savior!

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      • WWJDnow
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2009
        • 6294

        #4
        Re: New here

        Originally posted by Red Sector A View Post
        Hi, I am a Christian, and I just thought I would make an account here and surround myself with good people.
        Hi, Red Sector! Glad to have you onboard. But why does a good Christian like you pick an album by a bunch of long haired, drug-pushing, Satan worshipping Canadian rock musicians led by a Jew who sings like a girl as your avatar?

        I go to Chalfont United Methodist Church (about an hour from Philadelphia) every Sunday with my parents and friends.
        Well, we'll try to save you from the drivel that passes for the Word of God in the Methodist Church. Not that they're always wrong--I mean, at least they haven't approved gay marriage and gay pastors--but they do tend to play fast and loose with the Lord.
        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #5
          Re: New here

          Originally posted by Red Sector A View Post
          I go to Chalfont United Methodist Church...
          Uh oh.

          Rom 5:8: But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us...
          Uh oh x2.

          Oh, and Neil Peart, Alex Lifeson, and Geddy Lee are not the Trinity under discussion here (unless it's about how those Socialists from the frozen wasteland of Cannuckistan are planning to overthrow the United States this time).

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          • Echoes
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            • Dec 2013
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            #6
            Re: New here

            Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
            Hi, Red Sector! Glad to have you onboard. But why does a good Christian like you pick an album by a bunch of long haired, drug-pushing, Satan worshipping Canadian rock musicians led by a Jew who sings like a girl as your avatar?

            Well, we'll try to save you from the drivel that passes for the Word of God in the Methodist Church. Not that they're always wrong--I mean, at least they haven't approved gay marriage and gay pastors--but they do tend to play fast and loose with the Lord.
            Oh, Rush is one of my favorite bands. I tend to stay away from a lot of rock and roll, and pop music. I usually listen to a lot of classical music, like from Mozart's time. I don't find them to sing about anything satanic, and they are very clean with their lyrics. None of that dumb screaming and incomprehensible lyrics that satanic bands (like Slayer and Metallica) sing.
            Praise Jesus our lord and savior!

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29443

              #7
              Re: New here

              Welcome friend. What sort of name is 'Red Sector A", are you some sort of commie?
              Your introduction is severely lacking, what are you trying to hide?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Echoes
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                #8
                Re: New here

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Welcome friend. What sort of name is 'Red Sector A", are you some sort of commie?
                Your introduction is severely lacking, what are you trying to hide?
                Oh, my name is actually a song title.

                I am not trying to hide anything, actually I am open to learning more about Jesus, our one true lord and savior. I came here because I felt that I was moving away from Christ, and I wanted to be closer to Him, and I want Him to be with me everywhere I go. He has helped me through hard times, and I want to know that He is always watching over me.
                Praise Jesus our lord and savior!

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                • WWJDnow
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 6294

                  #9
                  Re: New here

                  Originally posted by Red Sector A View Post
                  Oh, Rush is one of my favorite bands. I tend to stay away from a lot of rock and roll, and pop music. I usually listen to a lot of classical music, like from Mozart's time. I don't find them to sing about anything satanic, and they are very clean with their lyrics. None of that dumb screaming and incomprehensible lyrics that satanic bands (like Slayer and Metallica) sing.
                  This is their logo:



                  You don't find anything wrong with showing a man's naked buttocks in front of a Satanic pentagram?

                  And what about the lyrics to their song Faithless?

                  I've got my own moral compass to steer by
                  A guiding star beats a spirit in the sky
                  And all the preaching voices -
                  Empty vessels of dreams so loud
                  As they move among the crowd
                  Fools and thieves are well disguised
                  In the temple and market place

                  Jesus told us to preach His Gospel. I imagine that, as a good Christian, you do that. So, does it bother you at all that Rush thinks you are an empty vessel, a fool, and a thief? Jesus said, He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad. Matthew 12:30. So, are you going to join us and gather with Jesus, or join Rush and scatter abroad?

                  By the way, you should be careful of Mozart. He didn't spit in the face of God the way Rush does, but he was still under Catholic influence. If I were you, I'd stick to old time (white) gospel such as this:

                  The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                  • Echoes
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                    • Dec 2013
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                    #10
                    Re: New here

                    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                    This is their logo:



                    You don't find anything wrong with showing a man's naked buttocks in front of a Satanic pentagram?

                    And what about the lyrics to their song Faithless?

                    I've got my own moral compass to steer by
                    A guiding star beats a spirit in the sky
                    And all the preaching voices -
                    Empty vessels of dreams so loud
                    As they move among the crowd
                    Fools and thieves are well disguised
                    In the temple and market place

                    Jesus told us to preach His Gospel. I imagine that, as a good Christian, you do that. So, does it bother you at all that Rush thinks you are an empty vessel, a fool, and a thief? Jesus said, He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad. Matthew 12:30 so, are you going to join us and gather with Jesus, or join Rush and scatter abroad?
                    Well, that's not a pentagram. It has to be upside down, and has to have the pentagon in the middle of the star.

                    That's from the album Snakes and Arrows, and I don't really like that album. I like the song BU2B (Born Up To Believe):


                    I was brought up to believe
                    The universe has a plan
                    We are only human
                    It's not ours to understand

                    The universe has a plan
                    All is for the best
                    Some will be rewarded
                    And the devil will take the rest

                    All is for the best
                    Believe in what we're told
                    Blind men in the market
                    Buying what we're sold

                    Believe in what we're told
                    Until our final breath
                    While our loving Watchmaker
                    Loves us all to death

                    In a world of cut and thrust
                    I was always taught to trust
                    In a world where all must fail
                    Heaven's justice will prevail

                    The joy and pain that we receive
                    Each comes with its own cost
                    The price of what we're winning
                    Is the same as what we've lost
                    Praise Jesus our lord and savior!

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                    • John Creeser
                      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                       
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 7248

                      #11
                      Re: New here

                      So you claim to be a "Christian" yet attend a methodist church and listen to a Canadian metal band who uses satanic imagery? Do you see the conflict?

                      So you came to Landover to be closer to Christ, well that's good to hear but you'll need to make some rather dramatic changes friend. First I would burn your Rush cassette tapes, all of them. Don't hide any, God will be watching and I know for a fact God hates Rush (and Canada).
                      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                      • BloodOnTheDanceFloor
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Dec 2013
                        • 2

                        #12
                        Re: New here

                        Originally posted by Red Sector A View Post
                        Hi, I am a Christian, and I just thought I would make an account here and surround myself with good people.

                        I don't know what else to say, except that I hope I can learn more about our wonderful God and the plan that He has for me.

                        Praise Jesus, our lord and savior!
                        Satanic avatar, and satanic song used as username.

                        Should be ashamed of yourself satanic commie scum.

                        Listen to true christian music, scumbag homosexual.


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                        Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 12-05-2013, 10:53 PM. Reason: Let's keep it clean for Jesus!

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                        • Echoes
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                          #13
                          Re: New here

                          Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                          So you claim to be a "Christian" yet attend a methodist church and listen to a Canadian metal band who uses satanic imagery? Do you see the conflict?

                          So you came to Landover to be closer to Christ, well that's good to hear but you'll need to make some rather dramatic changes friend. First I would burn your Rush cassette tapes, all of them. Don't hide any, God will be watching and I know for a fact God hates Rush (and Canada).
                          Well, I guess if God hates them, I should stop listening to them. We have a fire every Friday, so I will be sure to burn all of my Rush CD's, and delete all of their songs off of my computer and phone.

                          Is there any way I can change my name on this forum?
                          Praise Jesus our lord and savior!

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                          • BloodOnTheDanceFloor
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
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                            • Dec 2013
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                            #14
                            Re: New here

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                            Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 12-05-2013, 10:59 PM. Reason: This broadband reserved for praising Jesus

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                            • John Creeser
                              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                               
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 7248

                              #15
                              Re: New here

                              Originally posted by Red Sector A View Post
                              Well, I guess if God hates them, I should stop listening to them. We have a fire every Friday, so I will be sure to burn all of my Rush CD's, and delete all of their songs off of my computer and phone.

                              Is there any way I can change my name on this forum?
                              Good move friend, I'm encouraged.

                              What is your name friend? I'll ask a senior Pastor have it changed.
                              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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