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  • #16
    Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3!

    Originally posted by _The Earthling_ View Post
    Everybody stop panicing.
    There's no panic here, just a calm discussion of how Putin had the olympics JUST LIKE HITLER HAD OLYMPIX TOO AND THAT"S PROOF THAT HITLER HAS REINCARNATED IBN PUTIN WE MUST NUKE EM BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

    Anyway, there's no panic here. The only people panicing are the idiots who think that we should support energy efficiency and/or research and adoption of alternative energy sources, just because Russia's economy depends on oil and gas exports.

    Quit freaking out, guys. If driving an SUV makes Putin powerful, oh well, freedom isn't free.
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    • #17
      Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3!

      Originally posted by Magnolia
      I'm agree, but there is something that my brain thinks, but my soul want to avoid: God want the WW3 but what about de inocent children and families that could die ?
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      • #18
        Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3!

        Sarah Palin (as usual) has some sage advice to Obama:
        Failing to show peace through strength has allowed some ''very, very, very bad dudes [to] gain ground'', said Ms Palin, who remains a darling of the far-right.
        Mr Obama ''would gut our arsenal while he allows others – enemies – to enrich theirs'', she said.
        ''Mr President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke."

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        • #19
          Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3!

          Well I've been praying like crazy but it looks like the border has been changed, despite Kruschtev's totally legitimate ruling that Crimea is in the Ukraine S.S.R. rather than the Russia S.S.R..

          You can photoshop the shoe, but you can't photoshop Crimea's FREEEEDOM!
          This is a sign of the apocalypse because it's a totally unprecedented breach of international law.

          You see, there's only one actual law in geopolitics: don't mess with the map-printers. You can do torture, genocide, and any other sternly-written-letter penalty offenses, and that's okay. You get your UN condemnation, and you're on your way.

          But move a border and that's always war. Always.

          Why? I dunno, I guess the map-printers are lazy, and those guys are powerful. I mean what's to stop those dudes from just saying "You know what, I'm going to change the map to say Boston is part of Canada. Heck, I'll also say the Holy Roman Empire is back, just because." Who is going to argue with them? It's on the friggin' MAP people!

          You know, like how "free speech" and the "first amendment" works - everybody knew the media was powerful, so they had to appease them. Human rights and ethics never had anything to do with any of this (go ahead, show me where this stuff comes up in the Bible).
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          • #20
            Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3!

            I remember the book of Matthew when i hear the pacifists...

            Matthew 24:6

            6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.


            The Bible says these things must come to pass, but the real question is whose side is god on? The homo-loving liberalized socialist obama america or Putin's socially responsible vision of the future. Hiel Putin.
            Romans 1:26, 27

            26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

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            • #21
              Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3!

              For years, True Christians™ have been warning America about the the rise of Russia and the alarming Shirtlessness Gap that has been quietly developing between the US and the former Soviet Union.






              But America failed to listen, especially when we had a chance to send Obummer back to Kenya or wherever he's from. Now it may be entirely too late... The Russian Shirtlessness Gap may be entirely too much to overcome in the event of a sudden all-out attack. You can thank Obama and the Feminazis for the sissification of America and its once great military!!

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              • #22
                Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3!

                Seems to me that these indecent, perverted, wanton, horn-dog Russians have been doing this topless thing for a very long time.

                I wonder if it's because of the Vodka?






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                • #23
                  Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3!

                  Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                  Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post



                  I am seriously considering embarking on a prolonged mission to Russia. Those boys need ministering!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #24
                    Re: Mailbag: Ukraine/Crimea invaded? Tell us how you PRAY FOR WORLD WAR 3!

                    And into this shirtless country we sent one member of our congregation, who still is unaccounted for.

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                    Whoever is caught with the devoted things shall be destroyed by fire, along with all that belongs to him. He has violated the covenant of the Lord and has done an outrageous thing in Israel!

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