Product Recall Notice - "Eve on a log" - Christian Toy

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Product Recall Notice - Eve - Christian Toy

Zechariah's Playstore announces the recall of all "Eve on a log" toys.

Zechariah's Playstore regrets all distress caused. The toy was sold in good faith but certain aspects seem to have been inexplicably overlooked. It is clear that the toy is lewd and disgusting and the plaything of catholic priests and sports trainers. Please return the toy, in an opaque bag, to the store for a full refund.

If you feel that you or your child have been traumatized by this toy, please speak with your Pastor who will arrange counseling sessions at a reduced fee.

[ManofGOD1576]

Re: Product Recall Notice - "Eve on a log" - Christian Toy

I am so fed up with the Joos,who try to pervert even the bible characters.

They are in fact disguising s*x toys as children's play things,and teaching them that it's okay to rape and lust over bible characters.


And the fact that this company lies about "design errors" and it not being an intentional brainwashing tool makes me feel physically and spiritually sick.


I'll pray that GOD will strike down the serpent running this company with holy fire.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Product Recall Notice - "Eve on a log" - Christian Toy

Eve on a log looks like Hillary. It should be banned just for that.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Product Recall Notice - "Eve on a log" - Christian Toy

It's probably a good thing that Eve talked with the snake. If she hadn't, we'd have all these ugly women walking around naked. How offensive. And pornographic. Much better to have them covered up. About the only thing the mooslimbs do right.