What if it's worse than we thought: The Hibernian Conspiracy Unmasked!

[Dennis Lukes]

As all of us here are fundamentalist Christian conservatives, it is taken as common knowledge among us that the Jews control the financial sector, the media, and governments the world over, and manipulate these tools for their own insidious ends.



Or do they?


A close reading of the Bible reveals that the curse on the Jews for the murder of Christ may have ended after the second generation (Matthew 27:25). And then there's the theory that contemporary Jews are not in fact descended from the Jews of the Bible, but are actually Turkic Khazars from Central Asia commiting identity theft. But if global Jewry is not holding the reins of the NWO, then who is? The answer may shock you:


THE IRISH!!!







Wake up sheeple! It's obvious when you think about it. Catholicism. Drunkenness. Terrorism. A large diaspora around the world and a sacred, partially-occupied homeland they want to reclaim by any means necessary.


Proposed ethnic slurs:

• Hi-di-hos
• Bernies
• Micks - already in use
• Leps/Leprechauns
• Taters
• Hornswogglers

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Experts have been trying to get to the bottom of The Hibernian Conspiracy for a long time. You have this Irish craving for whiskey and it drives an entire underworld of drunken Irish influence. I fear for our future with this underground affecting all of us.

[Unfalsifiable]

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Watch out for the Irish rugby players too - drunken doped up helmet-less soccer holligans.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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But if global Jewry is not holding the reins of the NWO, then who is? The answer may shock you:


THE IRISH!!!

The problem here is a satanic religion that they brought with them. There were no Catholics in America until the Irish came.

The people did not listen and now the servants of the Antichrist infest the country.

[MitzaLizalor]

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How many times do we hear on the media someone trying to conjure integrity, or the appearance of integrity:

“..blah ..blah my priest this,” and
“..blah ..blah my priest that,” and
“..blah ..blah when I was at school the nuns blah.. blah..,” or
“..blah at school the brothers blah.. blah.. blah..”

I turn off immediately.

[Dennis Lukes]

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The problem here is a satanic religion that they brought with them. There were no Catholics in America until the Irish came.

Well, except for the ones in aptly named Maryland. But the Irish, even the Darwinists had them pegged. The Irish are not like us.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Here's the record of my encounter with one of the hornswoggling leps, first recounted elsewhere:

I once had an Irish man stay in my motel. Mid-March of 2007, according to my records. He was a dimunitive fellow about the height of a child. He had a beard and a shock of wild red hair, over which he wore a green top hat with a buckle on it, and a four-leaf clover sticking out of the belt. He also wore a green jacket with tails, green breeches, white stockings, a green bow tie, and leather buckled shoes with curled toes (queer!) He smoked a pipe, and his breath absolutely reeked of tobacco, whiskey, and potatoes. Instead of cash, he paid in gold doubloons, which he carried around in a black pot.

Truly a frightening experience.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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It makes sense, Brother, now you've laid the evidence out so clearly. Even 150 years ago there were suspicions and of course, the ginger hair and pockmarked skin should have been a giveaway, but nobody quite saw the whole picture until now. Thank you for your scholarship.

[Dennis Lukes]

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The sinister influence of the Hiberno-American did not end with the fall of literal Black Irish crypto-mick Barách O'bama. Donald Trump may have been an Aryan, but his administration was loaded with taters!




And this will shock no one:






Irish pedo ring:

[handmaiden]

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My dear Brothers in Christ, for legal reasons, I think that it behooves us to be very careful in our declarations.

According to this source, that bland-but-sort-of-pretty Jennifer Aniston is mostly Greek (with all the drawbacks that entails) and is partly English and possibly Irish". Given the serious nature of the charge, the formerly named Ms. Anastassakis should be permitted the chance to defend herself.

And seeing as how she is reported to be one of the most highly paid women in Hellywood, a suitable donation to Pastor Zeke's private jet fund could go a long way in clearing her name against the unflattering notion that she is Irish.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: What if it's worse than we thought: The Hibernian Conspiracy Unmasked!

My dear Brothers in Christ, for legal reasons, I think that it behooves us to be very careful in our declarations.

According to this source, that bland-but-sort-of-pretty Jennifer Aniston is mostly Greek (with all the drawbacks that entails) and is partly English and possibly Irish". Given the serious nature of the charge, the formerly named Ms. Anastassakis should be permitted the chance to defend herself.

And seeing as how she is reported to be one of the most highly paid women in Hellywood, a suitable donation to Pastor Zeke's private jet fund could go a long way in clearing her name against the unflattering notion that she is Irish.

What are you going on about woman? She looks Irish to me:



And she must be a papist, why else would she appear in commercials promoting the St. Jude's, the hospital chain the Catholics designed to lure in terminally ill children and then cruelly named after their patron saint of lost causes? Even if Jennifer Aniston is mostly Greek, that hi-di-ho blood exerts a powerful influence. One-drop and you're a bernie.

[handmaiden]

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What are you going on about woman? She looks Irish to me:



And she must be a papist, why else would she appear in commercials promoting the St. Jude's, the hospital chain the Catholics designed to lure in terminally ill children and then cruelly named after their patron saint of lost causes? Even if Jennifer Aniston is mostly Greek, that hi-di-ho blood exerts a powerful influence. One-drop and you're a bernie.

She also played a Jewess in that obscure television series noted on her resume. And I think she hawks that St. Jude pitch because she is friends with Marlo Thomas, an actress who grew up Catholic but has had a serious nose-job leading one to suspect her origins as well.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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According to this source, that bland-but-sort-of-pretty Jennifer Aniston is mostly Greek (with all the drawbacks that entails) and is partly English and possibly Irish.

Are there no Americans left outside of Landover who are prepared to be Proud Americans? Really, anyone who is prepared to admit to having bogtrotting Taig ancestry should be stripped of their citizenship and sent back to where they came from!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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What are you going on about woman? She looks Irish to me:

Brother Lukes, it's complicated to grasp but actors often lie about who they are. In this case, Ms. Anastasakis only appears like a filthy mick because she is lying. They get paid to do it. You wouldn't catch anyone at the Landover Baptist Church engaged in a deception like that.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Are there no Americans left outside of Landover who are prepared to be Proud Americans? Really, anyone who is prepared to admit to having bogtrotting Taig ancestry should be stripped of their citizenship and sent back to where they came from!

Bogtrotter! Glory! Could a kindly moderator add that to my list of proposed ethnic slurs? I really should have consulted the Englishwoman first. Everyone who is not a native-born American of the Aryan race like me has no right to be here. Granting entry to Celtic untermenschen (Scots, Irish, Scots-Irish, Cornholes, and those dastardly Welsh) was the beginning of the slippery slope that leads to where we are now, with a negroid ex-president and raghead congresswomen. The day we have Australian and Melanesian Boongs (cavemen) settling in our lands is the day America is dead for good. We should have headed it off at the pass and kept those bogtrotting hornswogglers OUT. Jesus sent the Gorta Mór! Praise His holy name!