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  • Arch Druid
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    • Feb 2007
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    Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

    Good morning to those of you here that believe Jesus was a man.

    What I have to tell you all is a message of compassion. Jesus was an enlightened soul. By this, I mean that we druids knew of him, and he attended one of our colleges in his youth. I'll explain to you all what an enlightened soul is.

    After many lifetimes of learning, and returning to mortal form, a soul eventually comes to its last lifetime on earth. This soul has learned so much, that they know more of He who is unknowlable than almost any other mortal being. These souls usually make themselves known because of their knowledge of past lives, and do so at a very young age.

    Since Jesus was one of these children, he spread the word that we were all the children of He who is unknowable. It's really too bad that his disciples were the once-born. They couldn't comprehent that the earthly manifestations of gods were merely mans way of explaining the divine. They gave names to these gods, but they were unaware that they were only a tiny spark of that which lies beyond. What they did was turn the christ into another manifestation the dying god. They assigned his birth to the rebirth of the world, and his death was to ensure the people and the lands prospered. I doubt they even knew that they did this.

    The period in your bible, that Jesus was abscent, was while he was attending one of our colleges. He was learning to access his past lives and all the knowledge they contained. There have been many such souls over the eons, but not so many these days. This is because a soul that believes it is once-born, doesn't come back in a human form. These once-born souls learn nothing in this life to move on to higher places. If only your religion could come to know what my people have known since the time of Cad Goddeu.

    We are all children of the one who is unknowable. Any earthly name is merely a name and set of emotions assigned to know that which is unknowable. Accept the higher messages of your great teacher, and perhaps you can ascend to a higher state, where you no longer come back to earth as a lower lifeform.
    Do what you will, harm none, but embrace each life as if it's your last.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #2
    Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

    Excuse me Mr. nutjob, but can you prove any of that bullpuckey? You satan worshipers claim to have "colleges" that Jesus attended? Do you mean some illegal wetback who got tax-payer paid free English classes at the local community college?

    You can't expect anyone to swallow nonsense like this without evidence.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Arch Druid
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      • Feb 2007
      • 45

      #3
      Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Excuse me Mr. nutjob, but can you prove any of that bullpuckey? You satan worshipers claim to have "colleges" that Jesus attended? Do you mean some illegal wetback who got tax-payer paid free English classes at the local community college?

      You can't expect anyone to swallow nonsense like this without evidence.
      As you may not know, Druids do not write down their knowledge. It is memorized without change from generation to generation. You Christians would have done better to follow that route. Then you wouldn't have so many thousands claiming to interperet the words of your prophets.
      Do what you will, harm none, but embrace each life as if it's your last.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

        Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
        As you may not know, Druids do not write down their knowledge. It is memorized without change from generation to generation. You Christians would have done better to follow that route. Then you wouldn't have so many thousands claiming to interperet the words of your prophets.
        Friend, you are just taking ancient fairytales and trying to pass them off as fact. That is ridiculous. All reputable historians agree that Jesus existed, He was nailed to the cross and rose again after three days, and He was not a bunny-worshipping terrorist mick!
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Arch Druid
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          • Feb 2007
          • 45

          #5
          Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Friend, you are just taking ancient fairytales and trying to pass them off as fact. That is ridiculous. All reputable historians agree that Jesus existed, He was nailed to the cross and rose again after three days, and He was not a bunny-worshipping terrorist mick!
          I didn't say that your Jesus didn't exist. I said that he was an enlightened soul that understood that we are all the children of God, no matter the name you call Him by. If you were such a soul, you would have the charisma and knowledge to get people to listen to your message as well. Your Jesus was a great man, but he was just a man.
          Do what you will, harm none, but embrace each life as if it's your last.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #6
            Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

            Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
            I didn't say that your Jesus didn't exist. I said that he was an enlightened soul that understood that we are all the children of God, no matter the name you call Him by. If you were such a soul, you would have the charisma and knowledge to get people to listen to your message as well. Your Jesus was a great man, but he was just a man.

            You're on drugs, aren't you hippie?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Arch Druid
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              • Feb 2007
              • 45

              #7
              Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              You're on drugs, aren't you hippie?
              Not at all Pastor. I am simply debating points which most men know deep within. I'll ask again. Are you a man of your God, or are you too filled with hate to see beyond yourself?
              Do what you will, harm none, but embrace each life as if it's your last.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

                Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
                I didn't say that your Jesus didn't exist. I said that he was a bunny-worshipping terrorist mick.
                Friend, we have very little tolerance for this kind of blasphemy in our forums. Get right with Christ or get out!
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Arch Druid
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                  • Feb 2007
                  • 45

                  #9
                  Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Friend, we have very little tolerance for this kind of blasphemy in our forums. Get right with Christ or get out!
                  Now that I'm done sighing, I'll address this. I'm sorry that you feel threatened in your faith, and that you feel the need to change words around. I forgive you though. I realize that you, in a moment of spiritual weakness, decided this was the best way to address the situation. I'm sure that your Jesus would understand as well. You may ask his forgiveness as well, but true forgiveness comes from within. When you can forgive yourself, you may actually learn to handle the situation better.
                  Do what you will, harm none, but embrace each life as if it's your last.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

                    Tell me the name of one of the Druid colonies in the middle East....and maybe the name of the Druid college Jesus attended will ya? I am always interested in reading what nutcases have to say.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Arch Druid
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                      • Feb 2007
                      • 45

                      #11
                      Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      Tell me the name of one of the Druid colonies in the middle East....and maybe the name of the Druid college Jesus attended will ya? I am always interested in reading what nutcases have to say.
                      We had brothers everywhere during that time, but the closest college was in Egypt. The time period in Jesus' life that your bible is missing, we remember very well.
                      Do what you will, harm none, but embrace each life as if it's your last.

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                      • SalvationSeeker
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                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3892

                        #12
                        Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

                        Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
                        We had brothers everywhere during that time, but the closest college was in Egypt.
                        So you worship the sun just like the Egyptians did?
                        You're no better than Starfinder, just yet another rock-worshipper..
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • Bobby-Joe
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #13
                          Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

                          Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
                          We had brothers everywhere during that time, but the closest college was in Egypt. The time period in Jesus' life that your bible is missing, we remember very well.
                          So were in Egypt was this druid colony oh "enlighten one" were you were teaching the Egyptians about the wisdom of the ages?

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

                            Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
                            As you may not know, Druids do not write down their knowledge. It is memorized without change from generation to generation. You Christians would have done better to follow that route. Then you wouldn't have so many thousands claiming to interperet the words of your prophets.
                            So do you follow the old Druid ways "without change from generation to generation"? Many people come here and claim to follow ancient pagan traditions, but upon closer scrutiny, they turn out not to follow any tradition more "ancient" than the mid-20th century.

                            Let's see whether you genuinely follow the old ways or whether you are yet another fluffy-bunny neopagan. Can you predict the future by the calls and flight patterns of birds? If so, what is your success rate? Do you sacrifice animals? For that matter, do you sacrifice people in peat bogs? If there are no peat bogs where you live, then where do you sacrifice people?
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #15
                              Re: Jesus was an Enlightened Soul

                              Originally posted by Arch Druid View Post
                              We had brothers everywhere during that time, but the closest college was in Egypt. The time period in Jesus' life that your bible is missing, we remember very well.
                              Where in Egypt?
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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