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    If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.

    This is wonderful news. Things on the Supreme Court are finally going our way.

    Justice Anthony Scalia told a journalist he believes Satan is a real person. He added that atheists just make Satan happier.

    He also explained something I have been wondering about. We don't hear too often these days about people being possessed by the Devil. Justice Scalia explained that is because Satan is clever and sometimes keeps a low profile.

    All in all, this is a gift from God:

    http://redriverfreethinkers.areavoices.com/2013/10/08/warning-atheists-judge-scalia-thinks-you-are-just-pleasing-satan/
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
    Tags: corporate personhood, corporations are people too, satan, scalia, supreme court
  • #2
    Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.

    I'm glad to have leadership both wise and just
    I do believe in Satan, but it's in God that I trust.
    That old devil has a trick up his sleeve
    but to resist him we need only believe
    in the Lion that is strong, faithful and true
    He (temporarily) gave his life willingly to save me and you!

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      Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.

      He should have added that Jews please Satan just as much. After all, they killed Jesus and never even apologized for it.
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      • #4
        Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.

        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
        He should have added that Jews please Satan just as much. After all, they killed Jesus and never even apologized for it.
        You have to guess Judge Scalia knows the Jews have never owned up to killing Jesus and he does not let them off the hook when they show up in his court. Evidence is that one of the most successful lawyers to appear often in front of the Supreme Court is Jay Sekulow.

        Jay was a Jew, became a member of Jews for Jesus, and lives in remorse because his relatives murdered Jesus.

        I would guess that when Jay and the Justice spot one another over the bench they exchange a thumbs up.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #5
          Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.

          If a theological truth is so plain that even a Mary-hailing Romanist like Scalia can acknowledge it, those who deny it are without excuse.
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          • #6
            Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.

            This makes sense. I mean, the Supreme Court ruled that corporations are people, with all the rights of people (but obviously not the responsibilities -that would just be silly). So why shouldn't Satan have personhood as well?

            They also judged that what were formerly known as "bribes" are free speech. Hopefully now Satan won't bother wasting 40 days tempting us in the desert, showings us the four corners of our square planet. Just hand me a suitcase full of free speech, small denominations, used bills. It won't change me, but I can always use more money/free speech.
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            • #7
              Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.

              Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
              the Supreme Court ruled that corporations are people
              I just realized this means all companies that refuse to obey The Holy Bible for 100% will burn in Hell. Enhancing the torture of all the blacks in Hell with the eternal stench of burning KFC!

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              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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              • #8
                Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.

                Since corporate persons will also go to heaven, and there's only room for 140,000 people in heaven, this makes everyone's odds of escaping hell even lower. The odds of getting to Heaven are already VERY low.
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                • #9
                  Re: If Judge Scalia Believes Satan is Real, That Settles it.

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  Justice Anthony Scalia told a journalist he believes Satan is a real person.
                  I'm not sure about the motives for Scalia saying this or whether the words of a catlick descendant of the mafia count for much. He probably doesn't believe any of this but, as a servant of the Anti-Christ the vicar of Rome, he intends to never convict a criminal because "Satandidit!"

                  This will release feral nigras, beaners, and other unwholesome characters into the wild and life will become intolerable and Armageddon will draw nigh!

                  Can we have him declared insane and replace him with a Baptist Judge who knows what to do?
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