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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Communist United Nations Must Be STOPPED!!

    As you all know, I have long preached from the pulpit that the United Nations is an evil organization controlled by joos and hellbent on world domination. But now they have taken a step so revolting, so heinous that I hesitate to report it here. If THIS story had been reported by any news organization than Fox, I would have written the whole thing off as alot of hooey.

    U.N. Pushes Bug-Eating for Everyone

    CHIANG MAI, Thailand — Crickets, caterpillars and grubs are high in protein and minerals and could be an important food source during droughts and other emergencies, according to scientists.

    "I definitely think they can assist," said German biologist V.B. Meyer-Rochow, who regularly eats insects and wore a T-shirt with a Harlequin longhorn beetle to a U.N.-sponsored conference this month on promoting bugs as a food source.

    Three dozen scientists from 15 countries gathered in this northern Thailand city, home to several dozen restaurants serving insects and other bugs. Some of their proposals were more down to earth than others.

    A Japanese scientist proposed bug farms on spacecraft to feed astronauts, noting that it would be more practical than raising cows or pigs. Australian, Dutch and American researchers said more restaurants are serving the critters in their countries.

    The U.N. Food and Agriculture Organization estimates 1,400 species of insects and worms are eaten in almost 90 countries in Africa, Latin America and Asia. Researchers at the conference detailed how crickets and silk worms are eaten in Thailand, grubs and grasshoppers in Africa and ants in South America.

    "In certain places with certain cultures with a certain level of acceptance, then insects can very well be seen as part of the solution" to hunger, said Patrick Durst, a Bangkok-based senior forestry officer at the FAO.

    The challenge, experts said, is organizing unregulated, small bug food operations in many countries so they can supplement the food that aid agencies provide. The infrastructure to raise, transport and market bugs is almost nonexistent in most countries.

    Prof. Arnold van Huis, a tropical entomologist known as "Mr. Edible Insect" in his native Netherlands, blamed a Western bias against eating insects for the failure of aid agencies to incorporate bugs into their mix.

    "They are completely biased," van Huis said. "They really have to change. I would urge other donor organizations to take a different attitude toward this ... It's excellent food. It can be sustainable with precautions."

    There are questions about the safety of eating bugs and potential dangers from over-harvesting them, said Durst, who became interested in the practice known scientifically as entomophagy during his years working in Bangkok, where crickets and bamboo worms are sold as food by street vendors.

    Tina van den Briel, senior nutritionist at the World Food Program, the U.N. agency that provides food in emergencies, expressed doubt that insects can benefit large, vulnerable populations. Most bugs are seasonal and have a short shelf life, she said.

    "They can be a very good complement to the diet," said van den Briel, not a conference participant. "But they do not lend themselves to programs like ours where you transport food over long distances and where you have to store food for a few months."

    She suggested a more practical benefit might be adding insects to animal feed or crushing them into a meal powder that could be used to make cookies or cakes.

    Meyer-Rochow said aid agencies might even find a way to harvest crop-destroying swarms of locusts and crickets.

    "These mass outbreaks could be a valuable food source," he said. "If the technology is available, they could be ground up like a paste and added to the food humans eat."
    That is just wrong. I'm no chinaman. I need a pot roast.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • narrowpathy
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    • Jan 2008
    • 318

    #2
    Re: Communist United Nations Must Be STOPPED!!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    As you all know, I have long preached from the pulpit that the United Nations is an evil organization controlled by joos and hellbent on world domination. But now they have taken a step so revolting, so heinous that I hesitate to report it here. If THIS story had been reported by any news organization than Fox, I would have written the whole thing off as alot of hooey.



    That is just wrong. I'm no chinaman. I need a pot roast.
    Pa Eze, why do you look down on the food God Almighty deemed good for His Chosen People?
    "Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind."
    "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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    • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
      Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2008
      • 177

      #3
      Re: Communist United Nations Must Be STOPPED!!

      That organization must be stopped or soon we'll all be munching on grasshoppers! I must say, this is only the latest in a series of communist schemes to overthrow Godly democracy and create a socialist police state! God knows what they shall come up with next!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Communist United Nations Must Be STOPPED!!

        Haven't these guys seen Fear Factor? No one want to eat bugs.

        This might be the next soylent green. "Did you get your nutrition paste today? Mine came in saffron and curry flavor."
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Communist United Nations Must Be STOPPED!!

          Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
          Pa Eze, why do you look down on the food God Almighty deemed good for His Chosen People?
          "Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind."
          It's good to see that you're spending time studying God's Word, but you've taken that part out of context. It was an exception to the general rule against eating "flying creeping things, which have four feet" (Lev. 11:23).
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • John Smith
            Unsaved trash
            • Nov 2006
            • 127

            #6
            Re: Communist United Nations Must Be STOPPED!!

            the united nations does incredible good throughout the world feeding the hungry and clothing the needy they provide security and help nations rebuild after attacks like from isreal or the united states leaves thousands homeless and injured they also are the united way and there is nothing bad about the united way and the sort of help they provide for children all over the world
            this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: Communist United Nations Must Be STOPPED!!

              Originally posted by John Smith View Post
              the united nations does incredible good throughout the world feeding the hungry and clothing the needy they provide security and help nations rebuild after attacks like from isreal or the united states leaves thousands homeless and injured they also are the united way and there is nothing bad about the united way and the sort of help they provide for children all over the world
              And how many insects have you eaten, nancy?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Seeker
                Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2007
                • 966

                #8
                Re: Communist United Nations Must Be STOPPED!!

                Originally posted by John Smith View Post
                the united nations does incredible good throughout the world feeding the hungry and clothing the needy they provide security and help nations rebuild after attacks like from isreal or the united states leaves thousands homeless and injured they also are the united way and there is nothing bad about the united way and the sort of help they provide for children all over the world
                You are such a sinner and a liar. The United Way supports gay's. The US leaves none homeless but their own people, okay. Where do you think our taxes are going too, Joseph Smith?
                United Nations is just leading up to a one World Gov't. They are evil and you are falling for it.

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22875

                  #9
                  Re: Communist United Nations Must Be STOPPED!!

                  Eat bugs?

                  Why not simply take the whole family to a restaurant, or a pavement cafe, or have their servants do the shopping at a general food store or a hypermarket?

                  These people have no imagination. They squeal for our help at the slightest provocation. Surely, it is time for tough love and to tell them to stand on their own 2 feet.

                  As Marie-Antoinette (1755-93), the Queen consort of Louis XVI, said when she was told that the French populace had no bread to eat, "Let them eat cake."

                  On the other hand there is always the fall-back of roast lamb -

                  Ge:22:8: And Abraham said, My son, God will provide himself a lamb for a burnt offering: so they went both of them together.
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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2026
                    • 15118

                    #10
                    Re: Communist United Nations Must Be STOPPED!!

                    United Nations??

                    We should invade 'em. There's only room for ONE Godly United Nation in this World!!

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                    • Marshall
                      Righteous and Patriotic
                      Highest body count at the VFW
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 3322

                      #11
                      Re: Communist United Nations Must Be STOPPED!!

                      The UN is a pointless entity based on Communism.
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                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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