Donald Trump's Scientific Breakthrough: The Moon Is Part of Mars!

[Elmer G. White]

Once again, President Donald Trump proves that you don't require academic education in physics or astrology to become the expert in Biblical Cosmology. While atheist paraphiliacs claim that the Sun is the center of the Universe () and that planets and stars circumnavigate it in epicycles or crystal spheres, President Trump knows better!

In a tweet, Trump criticised his own administration's space policy, firing a shot at Nasa for talking about returning to the moon.

"For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon - We did that 50 years ago," he wrote.

"They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!"

Several pivotal principles are proven here:

1. The best way to unravel the mysteries of space is to pray and contemplate and use the Godly intuition of a certified alpha Male.

2. The only way the Moon and Mars could be parts of one another is that they are exactly the same distance from Earth This can only happen if the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) is an actual solid spherical (semi-) structure over the Earth's disk. This means that the Bible is, once again, correct. Mars is much closer than we think and during ancient times parts of it touched the ground and you could visit is easily!

Acts 17:22
Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious.

3. This means that the astrological theory of President Trump is much more than a theory. It is exactly as reliable as Jesus' Birth, Death and Resurrection, as real as Noah's Flood, as certain as Judas' parallel deaths by hanging and gut-bursting. God bless President Trump!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Donald Trump's Scientific Breakthrough: The Moon Is Part of Mars!

I don't know why Mr. Trump mentioned Science. Why would we need that? I wish he had said: Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Praying That It Works.

[DolliMoans]

Re: Donald Trump's Scientific Breakthrough: The Moon Is Part of Mars!

What a brilliant idea! I hope Mr. President Trump will be the first to explore Mars, and build the needed border wall to protect us from actual aliens!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Donald Trump's Scientific Breakthrough: The Moon Is Part of Mars!

This can only happen if the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) is an actual solid

God made the universe and informs us about The Firmament. It is solid but even if Mars and the moon are equidistant from us, wouldn't that simply mean those parts of The Firmament where they were located had the same altitudes? Couldn't other parts of The Firmament be more distant, depending on its shape? Say if it had a spike (like the inside of a steeple) with something coalesced at its farthest point, wouldn't that be measurable as more distant than the moon?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Donald Trump's Scientific Breakthrough: The Moon Is Part of Mars!

I see this Tweet as more evidence of forward thinking and innovation in language.

I remember Mr Bush had similar phraseology, and his neologisms, regularly introduced, entered the language and became a part of our everyday speech. It is a hallmark of many Republican Presidents that they advance mankind in so many ways.

There has been, for too long, a convention that relative adjectivals should be close to the noun clause they modify

"They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, (of which the Moon is a part) including Mars, Defense and Science!"

But this is now so passé! Thank you Mr Trump for once again improving our lives with you simple insights.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Donald Trump's Scientific Breakthrough: The Moon Is Part of Mars!

Yes. Thank you for that. In Paul's address he refers to "The Unknown God" which evidently his audience was familiar with. He describes certain attributes of God—unknown to the denizens of Mars Hill—including the following:

Acts 17:24-25 God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands; neither is worshipped with men's hands, as though he needed any thing, seeing he giveth to all life, and breath, and all things.

Nevertheless as this historical account develops Paul refers twice to Greek poets in order to bolster his claims regarding God. That means actual God, not some literary device employed by poets to extol their hero.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Donald Trump's Scientific Breakthrough: The Moon Is Part of Mars!

What a brilliant idea! I hope Mr. President Trump will be the first to explore Mars...

Don't we all.

Here's hoping his space suit fits as well as his tuxedo.

[handmaiden]

Re: Donald Trump's Scientific Breakthrough: The Moon Is Part of Mars!

Don't we all.

Here's hoping his space suit fits as well as his tuxedo.

Hmm. . . I am not certain of your sincerity, Mr. Much. I am concerned because many of the recent space suits have been orange in color, as is Mr. Trump and the apparent surface of Mars. We could lose track of him if we are not extremely careful.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Donald Trump's Scientific Breakthrough: The Moon Is Part of Mars!

I've heard there's some new "spacesuits" based on a close fitting nano-chain-mail fabric. https://www.nasa.gov/directorates/spacetech/strg/holschuh.html It would be important for The President to have complete freedom of movement on Mars but so far there is no evidence of anyone being "on" Mars at all.

[handmaiden]

Re: Donald Trump's Scientific Breakthrough: The Moon Is Part of Mars!

Chain mail? He should be wearing that now to protect him at all times!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Donald Trump's Scientific Breakthrough: The Moon Is Part of Mars!

Yes, there are some attractive designs available.