[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Don't be silly! That's not referring to True Christians™, but people who pretend to be teaching the Truth™ just for personal gain. You know, like Oprah and churches that have rainbow flags up in their foyers.

Jesus loves us because we show our love through unconditional obedience, exactly as He says (John 14:15).

Then obey this:

Matthew 7:1-3King James Version (KJV)

7 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Then obey this:

Matthew 7:1-3King James Version (KJV)

7 Judge not, that ye be not judged.

2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

You're being reactionary again. I will be judged in the same vein I judge. That's what that verse says. I will be judged with Righteousness, which incidentally, is exactly how True Christians™ judge (John 7:24). See? It's all good, dear!

Besides, we here at Landover Baptist Church are Guaranteed Salvation, therefore, we have no more beams. Once we've been bought by the Blood of Christ, True Christians™ are Perfect!

Say, why don't you join us and find out what the Bible actually says! With Real Faith, you'll no doubt give up your lazy ways and serve Christ in such a way that will guarantee you a spot in Heaven!

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

You're being reactionary again. I will be judged in the same vein I judge. That's what that verse says. I will be judged with Righteousness, which incidentally, is exactly how True Christians™ judge (John 7:24). See? It's all good, dear!

Besides, we here at Landover Baptist Church are Guaranteed Salvation, therefore, we have no more beams. Once we've been bought by the Blood of Christ, True Christians™ are Perfect!

Say, why don't you join us and find out what the Bible actually says! With Real Faith, you'll no doubt give up your lazy ways and serve Christ in such a way that will guarantee you a spot in Heaven!

You mean you actually think that you are all perfect in that church? Just as perfect as God? It's funny that when you use the word of God you call it righteous, but when someone presents the word of God to you, you call it reactionary.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

You mean you actually think that you are all perfect in that church? Just as perfect as God? It's funny that when you use the word of God you call it righteous, but when someone presents the word of God to you, you call it reactionary.

You're confused, dear. Follow the link. It leads you right to our dear Pastor's Sermon, aptly entitled, True Christians are Perfect! You'll see *we* don't claim to be Perfect, JESUS does!!!

You wouldn't call Jesus a big, fat, liar, would you?!?

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

You're confused, dear. Follow the link. It leads you right to our dear Pastor's Sermon, aptly entitled, True Christians are Perfect! You'll see *we* don't claim to be Perfect, JESUS does!!!

You wouldn't call Jesus a big, fat, liar, would you?!?

That does not mean that you are no longer capable of sin. You sin daily.

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

You're confused, dear. Follow the link. It leads you right to our dear Pastor's Sermon, aptly entitled, True Christians are Perfect! You'll see *we* don't claim to be Perfect, JESUS does!!!

You wouldn't call Jesus a big, fat, liar, would you?!?

Besides, none of you seem to know the definition of laziness. Laziness means you are not willing. With chronic fatigue, you are so willing, but sometimes it takes as much as 10 times the effort to perform tasks than an actual lazy person who doesn't suffer from chronic fatigue. By the way, did you read the link I left about scientific proof regarding chronic fatigue? I figured you would since you claim not be lazy.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

...It's funny that when you use the word of God you call it righteous, but when someone presents the word of God to you, you call it reactionary.

No, what she's calling reactionary is when you don't understand the Scripture you're quoting:

2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

I've bolded the pertinent bit, when Jesus clarifies that it's not judgement that He's condemning, but hypocritical judgement.

...By the way, did you read the link I left about scientific proof regarding chronic fatigue? I figured you would since you claim not be lazy.

She probably won't read it, but it's not laziness, it's wilful ignorance holiness.

1 Timothy 6:20 "O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:"

Why haven't you read the Bible yet, to see what it really says, instead of just accepting the propaganda you've been fed?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

As a small businessman, I can tell you one of my biggest expenses is LAZY EMPLOYEES TRYING TO DODGE AN HONEST DAY'S WORK. And there is no bigger excuse than "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome," the official-sounding "Medicalese" name for "I feel like sitting on my ass today and collecting a paycheck as some kind of God-given right for being a lazy waste of space." Lazy sick days are like the scourge of so-called "Unemployment Insurance"-- a lavish, prepaid vacation for freeloaders. Claiming a medical reason is just another way to get government involved in the sacred contract between an employee and the employer. And Big, Intrusive Government (BIG) does not solve anyone's problems; it merely subsidizes them.

Ever notice that people who claim to be afflicted with "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome" are also fat and ugly? That's because losers who never gained the admiration or attraction of others (not to mention the grace of a loving yet vengeful and smiting God) will always come up with an EXCUSE for their horrible physcial and character disfigurement.

DISGUSTING!!

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

No, what she's calling reactionary is when you don't understand the Scripture you're quoting:

I've bolded the pertinent bit, when Jesus clarifies that it's not judgement that He's condemning, but hypocritical judgement.



She probably won't read it, but it's not laziness, it's wilful ignorance holiness.

1 Timothy 6:20 "O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:"

Why haven't you read the Bible yet, to see what it really says, instead of just accepting the propaganda you've been fed?

Well she is a hypocrite and to call this church God's favorite church lol! How disgusting arrogant to put yourself above others. Mental case.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Well she is a hypocrite and to call this church God's favorite church lol! How disgusting arrogant to put yourself above others. Mental case.

I think you're very rude. I've never attempted a mental exercise in my life. I put all my trust in the Holy Word of Christ the Lord Thy God, thank you very much!

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

No, what she's calling reactionary is when you don't understand the Scripture you're quoting:

I've bolded the pertinent bit, when Jesus clarifies that it's not judgement that He's condemning, but hypocritical judgement.



She probably won't read it, but it's not laziness, it's wilful ignorance holiness.

1 Timothy 6:20 "O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:"

Why haven't you read the Bible yet, to see what it really says, instead of just accepting the propaganda you've been fed?

Also, in Timothy they are referring to false science. I know the word. Been going to church and studying the bible for 16 years.

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I think you're very rude. I've never attempted a mental exercise in my life. I put all my trust in the Holy Word of Christ the Lord Thy God, thank you very much!

Sorry, my hemorrhoids are flaring up today like tulips. Would you be as so kind to forgive me?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

...How disgusting arrogant to put yourself above others. Mental case.

Guess what every religion does?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Sorry, my hemorrhoids are flaring up today like tulips. Would you be as so kind to forgive me?

It is not our work to forgive. Rather it is the work of the Lord to give forgiveness. It is to Him that you must apply if you wish to atone for your sins. I am very suspicious of you and your claims. First of all, you do not attempt to conceal the fact that you are from Brooklyn. Nothing good has ever come from that place. You are a Yankee with all the diseases of mind and body that affect all of your tribe. Also, while I suspect that you see yourself as a witty commentator, I believe that you are likely a pervert, come among Christians like a ravening wolf and hoping to cause vexation. If that is your game, don't waste your time. We get two or three of you wretches a day sometimes. What say you then to these charges? Guilty or Not?

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

It is not our work to forgive. Rather it is the work of the Lord to give forgiveness. It is to Him that you must apply if you wish to atone for your sins. I am very suspicious of you and your claims. First of all, you do not attempt to conceal the fact that you are from Brooklyn. Nothing good has ever come from that place. You are a Yankee with all the diseases of mind and body that affect all of your tribe. Also, while I suspect that you see yourself as a witty commentator, I believe that you are likely a pervert, come among Christians like a ravening wolf and hoping to cause vexation. If that is your game, don't waste your time. We get two or three of you wretches a day sometimes. What say you then to these charges? Guilty or Not?

There is nothing wrong with Brooklyn. Brooklyn has the some of the best medical practitioners, especially our gynecologists. I get excited every time my yearly visit comes up because I know I'll get the best service there.

And I have friggin hemorrhoids dammit!!!! It's not my fault!!! I had to use the entire box of suppositories in order to get some kind of relief from the fire I'm feeling back there. God says to forgive as you have been forgiven!!