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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #16
    Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

    I'm very impressed with this latest effort to encourage nigra children to take their education and personal hygiene more seriously. I confess that I can't understand much of what they say in it, but if even one picanninnie is inspired to learn to read and/or keep themselves clean from this educational cartoon, then perhaps they might go on to become Saved one day.

    Probably not, but it could happen.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

      One thing about afrospeak is that the phrases are repeated, usually 3 to 5 times, for emphasis. White people don't do this. I usually assume that the repetition is for the listener to catch up in the conversation, or to ease the understanding of unusual dialects.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Dr. Zaius
        Member of Landover Zoological Society
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2008
        • 249

        #18
        Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

        Everything I know I learned from the internet.

        I've been watching independent black movies to honor black history month.
        Here are some artists:



        How about another shout out:



        deR iz sumtin wronG wit dem :S...i hav nO idea wut iz it..ima BlOod 2 bt i dunnO wut iz goin on wit dose boIZ...bt even thought dey still ma boiZ ma blOodz..sO no matter wut wrong wit dem i SALUTE dem...keeo it up boiZ...

        Ima BLOOD repin B
        fuk tha c R I P
        TaZeY BayB.
        Str8 owta NAWTON city
        fuk tha cEEZ.
        nawt my GEEZ.
        gota keep it real
        B L O O D
        what you got against me?


        Fk A Slob Nigga dun knw repin **Stovetop Crips** Cz up all day er day.

        Blood Killa [BK] im out hear er day tic-toc flip flop Stovetop Crip Til I Drop.

        Blue flag On My Left Side, Tear Drop In My Right Eye,Blood Killa All Day.
        Ack!

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #19
          Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

          We need somebody to throw down a piece of cardboard and start breakdancing! Then if we find someone who can beatbox, our Nigra masterpiece will be complete.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #20
            Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

            Damn, I think my PC has got a virus or something. Everything comes out garbled?

            Wazzup? I want to write "Shake ya booty ooty to da groun'" and such. Yo! Dey make it live outta powda. Real motha fo ya. Come on babybubba. Mirra mirra on da wall.

            Welp! Shoo Demon! Get yo azz behind me!
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #21
              Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

              I tried breakin' once, several years ago, but it was too strenuous to keep up. I like to check out a break dancing circle; they spontaneously generate in certain urban areas, but I don't participate in the ritual.

              We know who to blame for this fad: a joo.
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              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #22
                Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

                SUV is always Thinking Of The Children. Even non-White "children."

                In this Spirit, I volunteer to go read Horton Hears a HO! to the dusky youngsters at one of their "Churches"

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                • Justina Thyme
                  Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 1718

                  #23
                  Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

                  Brother Remy, thank you for your kind words. It truly was a dark (pardon the expression) time in my life. But our Lord, after He decided that I had been there for a sufficient time, did indeed take me from that blighted place and show me the way to Landover and to God's True Church. Praise and Glory to His name!

                  No, blessedly I was not cursed with any mulatto nigra bastards. I thank Him every night for that. Imagine my shame and humiliation, a lady not yet wed, producing a child half-white and half-inferior race! This ordeal He has graciously spared me from. I am truly blessed, and this only serves to strengthen my great love for our Lord and Savior. Glory be unto His Holy Name!
                  Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                  1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                  A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                  Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                  LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                  • Remy Lebeau
                    LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                    President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                    Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2058

                    #24
                    Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

                    Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                    Imagine my shame and humiliation, a lady not yet wed, producing a child half-white and half-inferior race!
                    Inferior race??? Now stop right there, missy!!! We don't appreciate that kind of racist dribble around here. Nigra may be less intelligent than us, not as attractive as us, lazier than us, less civilized than us, smell bad compared to us, and be more fitted to manual and menial labor; but that does not mean that they are inferior as a sub-species.
                    Master of Godly Debating

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                    • Father Thomas Martin
                      Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 1015

                      #25
                      Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I thought for a second that Jesus had returned and done us the favor of wiping out all the coons from the face of the planet.

                      I wish they were history. This month is as good as any.
                      So says the racist.
                      ACTS 5:29

                      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                      • Eugene Hackwith
                        Farmer for Christ™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 736

                        #26
                        Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

                        I forgot this year is a Leap Year...now the blacks have an extra day to celebrate. I'm sure they'll take advantage of the extra day by making jokes about February being the shortest month of the year.
                        A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                        Psalm 139:19-20
                        Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                        For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                        • Remy Lebeau
                          LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                          President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                          Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2058

                          #27
                          Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          So says the racist.
                          This coming from a nazi backing papist who is just as responsible for the astrocities committed by your aryan allies by reason of association. Your current cult leader was a Hitler Youth. You disgust me you ring kissing dog.
                          Master of Godly Debating

                          Latest Conquest:Sacred Heart

                          Debate Record
                          Currently Undefeated
                          Lastest Debates:
                          Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                          James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                          Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                          Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
                          86 Victories
                          0 Defeats

                          Past Victories (Archive):
                          Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                          Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
                          Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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                          • Justina Thyme
                            Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 1718

                            #28
                            Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

                            Dear Brother Remy, I meant no offense by the words "inferior race." I guess I meant to say that certain differences in their genetics and in the upbringings of people of color and caucasian people are such that we white people tend to find their occasional faux pas and amusing and frustrating, enough so that books are written and jokes told about them after certain gentlemen around here are in their cups when go out on their "boys' nights."

                            I personally favor the jigs, especially the little ones--they're called pickanninies--because they're just downright cute! Once when I was walking home down a street in the 'hood, one of them ran up behind me and just snatched the McDonald's bag that I'd bought for my dinner. This startled me, naturally, so I turned around and prepared to pursue him--but when I saw how cute a little nigglet he was, I couldn't stop myself from laughing! I once had a cat who would take a piece of meat off my plate and run away with it, so that's all i could see in my head. Poor little jig must've thought I was crazy.
                            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                            A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                            Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #29
                              Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

                              I nominate this as the official Black history month candy:



                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #30
                                Re: Yo, izz black hiztory month up in dis BIZZATCH!

                                And I hear they're trying to introduce a new Olympic sport:




                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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