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  • JawOfAnAss
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 313

    #31
    Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

    Originally posted by Jesussaysslipnotsucks View Post
    Oh no, is there something sinful about that?
    I mean I don't restuff myself..But I nearly always induce vomiting after a meal. Obesity is not comely at all.


    Why do you look in the mirror after every meal to make yourself vomit?

    Is it projectile style or just a little proper regurgitation?
    Judges 15:16
    And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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    • Jesussaysslipnotsucks
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      • Jun 2008
      • 52

      #32
      Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

      Originally posted by JawOfAnAss View Post
      Why do you look in the mirror after every meal to make yourself vomit?

      Is it projectile style or just a little proper regurgitation?
      Oh no, I never look in the mirror. I'd never be able to vomit if I did that!
      Its a very proper,slight regurgitation.
      For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all, that I might gain the more.--- 1 Corinthians 9:19

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      • LoganJ
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        • Jun 2008
        • 12

        #33
        Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

        Originally posted by StreetPreacherLew View Post


        Pretty much says it all. Fat, perverted SICKO bound for hellfire and damnation. I don't know why he bothers with the rubber glove, the demons in hell poking his tender catflap aren't going to bother with latex.

        Fat people need to put down the donuts and accept Jesus Christ as their personal trainer!
        Are you kidding me? That movie is about the American healthcare system.

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        • Comrade V
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          • Jun 2008
          • 21

          #34
          Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

          Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
          Gosh, I betcha you could be, if that nifty avatar of yours is the real yooooou!
          Good one.

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          • Dragula
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Aug 2008
            • 38

            #35
            Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

            God loves all people. It says in the bible, "he who hates another person in his heart is guilty of MURDER"!
            John 3:16
            For God LOVED the world so much that he gave his one and only son so that whoever believes in him will not perish but have everlasting life.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #36
              Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

              Originally posted by Duckula View Post
              God loves all people. It says in the bible, "he who hates another person in his heart is guilty of MURDER"!
              John 3:16
              For God LOVED the world so much that he gave his one and only son so that whoever believes in him will not perish but have everlasting life.
              Did you bother to read any part of this thread, or just respond to the title?

              It seems you're displaying the sloth common to the obese glutton. Am I correct in assuming you are also "two tons of fun"?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Dragula
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Aug 2008
                • 38

                #37
                Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                Yeah I read your promotion of bullemia and anorexia.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22828

                  #38
                  Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                  Originally posted by Duckula View Post
                  God loves all people. It says in the bible, "he who hates another person in his heart is guilty of MURDER"!
                  John 3:16
                  For God LOVED the world so much that he gave his one and only son so that whoever believes in him will not perish but have everlasting life.
                  Would you be so good as to remind me Who said this: Lu:14:26: "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."?
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Dragula
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 38

                    #39
                    Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                    What is the fifth commandment?
                    Read Genesis 4:9 and 4:10.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78551

                      #40
                      Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                      Originally posted by Dragula View Post
                      What is the fifth commandment?
                      Read Genesis 4:9 and 4:10.
                      Pal, we go by the entire book, not just a few cherry-picked verses.

                      Read the Bible, demon.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Ebenezer Wright
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 1021

                        #41
                        Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                        Originally posted by Dragula View Post
                        Yeah I read your promotion of bullemia and anorexia.
                        See what these fatties are capable of.... trouble!!

                        Half-ton woman indicted in slaying of nephew, 2
                        They are having trouble coming up with a way to jail such a large beast!!

                        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                        • ChubbyChaser
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                          • Oct 2008
                          • 6

                          #42
                          Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                          You so called "christians" aren't acting Christian by saying God hates fat people. The Bible says in John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." my point is It doesn't say "Only skinny people will make it in!! Clearly you are taking a scripture from the old testement and taking it COMPLETELY out of context!! Gluttony is a sin but it still doesn't mean that that person is going to hell. Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God" What about that? Are you throwing that out? Some people aren't even trying to be "fat" but have a disease that they may have gotten through an ancester. You need to get off your soapboxes and instead of saying all of this which is completely taken out of context and get on your knees and pray!! Pray for the fat people too!
                          He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
                          Proverbs 28:26

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #43
                            Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                            The sad thing about salad bar "Christians" is that they avoid actual salad bars as vigorously as they avoid the Bible.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                            • ChubbyChaser
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                              • Oct 2008
                              • 6

                              #44
                              Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                              OHHH! I forgot that only "FAT" people commit violent crimes!! I forgot that there is never any skinny people who kill people!! Hitler must have been an 400 pound "fat" person that killed 6 million plus people!! He must have been fat because no "normal" sized person could ever do such a thing!
                              He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
                              Proverbs 28:26

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                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 12414

                                #45
                                Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

                                Are you one of those "fatty rights" activists?
                                Posted via Prayer

                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                Blogging for CHRIST!
                                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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