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05-06-2008, 10:36 PM
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1. Why did God kill innocent people back in Ancient Times?
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You are stupid - God has kill no innocent people
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2. Why is there starvation in the world?
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The godless heathens are being punished for their lack of Faith in The Lord
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3. Why won't God heal amputees?
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See above.
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4. If God exists, then why is he hiding?
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He is all about, he sees and knows everything.
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5. What was God doing before he created Adam?
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This is not known – you have personal secrets, God chooses not to divulge this part of His history – a Christian accepts that privacy.
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6. And just why did God create man? For his own perverse pleasure? To toy with mankind and to test mankind? To send the believers to heaven to serve Him there and to cast the others into Hell so Satan can have his pleasure with the unbelievers?
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God placed Adam upon earth to enjoy eternal life free from all wants. He produced Eve from Adam as a “helpmeet” for Adam. Only after Eve ate of the Tree of Knowledge did God make mankind mortal. This was His punishment for disobedience.
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7. If God created the universe, who made God?
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This question is pointless – before Tuesday, where was Tuesday?
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8. If God existed, Prayer would have granted world peace by now wouldn't it have?
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No, the war against Satan and his minions will continue.
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9. "Thou shalt not kill." Did God violate his own commandment?
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Can you understand English? Are you a retard? God is not too keen on retards and I am beginning to be less forgiving of you than perhaps I should be. Can you really be that stupid? God said, “ Thou shalt not kill.” He did not say “I shall not kill.” You’re a cretin who knows absolutely nothing about Christianity – you vile heathen!
Now, what aspect of finding Jesus interests you most?
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Re: I need references. -
05-06-2008, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
You are stupid - God has kill no innocent people
The godless heathens are being punished for their lack of Faith in The Lord
See above.
He is all about, he sees and knows everything.
This is not known – you have personal secrets, God chooses not to divulge this part of His history – a Christian accepts that privacy.
God placed Adam upon earth to enjoy eternal life free from all wants. He produced Eve from Adam as a “helpmeet” for Adam. Only after Eve ate of the Tree of Knowledge did God make mankind mortal. This was His punishment for disobedience.
This question is pointless – before Tuesday, where was Tuesday?
No, the war against Satan and his minions will continue.
Can you understand English? Are you a retard? God is not too keen on retards and I am beginning to be less forgiving of you than perhaps I should be. Can you really be that stupid? God said, “Thou shalt not kill.” He did not say “I shall not kill.” You’re a cretin who knows absolutely nothing about Christianity – you vile heathen!
Now, what aspect of finding Jesus interests you most?
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1st how do you know God doesn't want you to?
2nd He didn't ask for a verbal attack.
3rd Are you retarded or can you not speak english?
4th The question was pointless? You can't answer logically can you? When did he say anything about Tuesday? Enlighten me.
5th Stupid? God did kill innocent people.
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Re: I need references. -
05-06-2008, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by BiskitFoo
1st how do you know God doesn't want to?
2nd He didn't ask for a verbal attack.
3rd Are you retarded or can you not speak english?
4th The question was pointless? You can't answer logically can you? When did he say anything about Tuesday? Enlighten me.
5th Stupid? God did kill innocent people.
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There's an edit.
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Re: I need references. -
05-06-2008, 11:08 PM
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What was God doing before he created Adam?
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He was obviously thinking about things you idiot.
We're at six thousand years and counting. We know that God knows everything including that which has not yet happened. Therefore he had to plan it all. Every tiny detail right down to how many hairs on the head of every single being that ever lived.
Don't you realize how long that would take to figure things out?
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Re: I need references. -
05-07-2008, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by BiskitFoo
1st how do you know God doesn't want you to?
2nd He didn't ask for a verbal attack.
3rd Are you retarded or can you not speak english?
4th The question was pointless? You can't answer logically can you? When did he say anything about Tuesday? Enlighten me.
5th Stupid? God did kill innocent people.
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1st how do you know God doesn't want you to?
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Want me to do what?
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2nd He didn't ask for a verbal attack.
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Who is “He”?
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3rd Are you retarded or can you not speak english?
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I have corrected your English
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4th The question was pointless? You can't answer logically can you? When did he say anything about Tuesday? Enlighten me.
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The point of the answer was to show you that your question was pointless.
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5th Stupid? God did kill innocent people.
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Can you give me any names, dates, witnesses, means, motive, opportunity? No, I thought not.
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Re: I need references. -
05-07-2008, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by BiskitFoo
Flint, I love how you censor Alex here, instead of ol' Donny boy here calling him a queer, a faggot, and other things. The bias is killing me.
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Well, I said nothing untrue (praise and glory). AlexLessThanMighty claims to be a "petroleum engineer". Well, call me a dullard if you will but:- Petroleum is used in Vaseline, as in petroleum jelly...
- Engineer, when added to the end of petroleum sounds a lot like end, do you see that eng, end, eng, end....
- End - as in rear end, butt, hiney, exit only (for us Christians)
- Now, we have petroleum jelly and ass used in the same term (by Alex NOT me).
- He also "claims" to be WELL compensated (better than anyone here) for taking it in the rear end, which makes him no better than a 2 bit whore in my book, forgive me Jesus...
- The natural inference is that AlexNotMighty is queer, rump-ranger, low wage earner, loser, etc.
Do you see how I arrived at that conclusion AirBiscuit? Alex (and yourself apparently) would be well served by turning from your homerish, rump-ranger ways and turning to Jesus instead, HE and ONLY HE can help you with forsaking your perversions - can I pray with you both?
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Re: I need references. -
05-07-2008, 07:18 PM
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Well, I said nothing untrue (praise and glory). AlexLessThanMighty claims to be a "petroleum engineer". Well, call me a dullard if you will but:- Petroleum is used in Vaseline, as in petroleum jelly...
- Engineer, when added to the end of petroleum sounds a lot like end, do you see that eng, end, eng, end....
- End - as in rear end, butt, hiney, exit only (for us Christians)
- Now, we have petroleum jelly and ass used in the same term (by Alex NOT me).
- He also "claims" to be WELL compensated (better than anyone here) for taking it in the rear end, which makes him no better than a 2 bit whore in my book, forgive me Jesus...
- The natural inference is that AlexNotMighty is queer, rump-ranger, low wage earner, loser, etc.
Do you see how I arrived at that conclusion AirBiscuit? Alex (and yourself apparently) would be well served by turning from your homerish, rump-ranger ways and turning to Jesus instead, HE and ONLY HE can help you with forsaking your perversions - can I pray with you both?
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Donny boy, Donny boy, Donny boy, apparently you didn't read my thread clearly. I know him in person, and he's a VERY strong Christian. So I love how you're insulting him behind his back while he has a two year banishment from these forums. You also just contradicted yourself in your fourth bullet. And your logic is so childish, it boggles me.
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Re: I need references. -
05-07-2008, 07:26 PM
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So I love how you're insulting him behind his back while he has a two year banishment from these forums.
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He's not banned. He can still read and he can still post. He's got a bad case of potty-mouth, so a moderator has to approve his posts before they become visible to everyone else, but that's the only restriction he has. This is a Christian forum so we try to keep it clean.
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Re: I need references. -
05-07-2008, 08:30 PM
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He's not banned. He can still read and he can still post. He's got a bad case of potty-mouth, so a moderator has to approve his posts before they become visible to everyone else, but that's the only restriction he has. This is a Christian forum so we try to keep it clean.
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Explain to me then why it says his ban will be lifted on the fifth of May of 2010 when he attempts to log in to his account?
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Re: I need references. -
05-07-2008, 08:46 PM
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Explain to me then why it says his ban will be lifted on the fifth of May of 2010 when he attempts to log in to his account?
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That would either be demons in his computer who don't want him to get saved, Jesus keeping him out of His forum because He knows Alex is up to no good, or a glitch in the forum software.
1. He can eliminate the first possibility by following these steps, courtesy of our friends at DemonBuster.
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BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus. We get many emails saying this worked.
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2. If that doesn't work, then he can eliminate the second possibility by getting serious about salvation. He needs to read the King James Bible from cover to cover and believe every word of it, then follow all of the steps outlined here.
3. If he gets saved and still can't get online, tell him to email me with his testimony and I'll take him off of moderation. We'll also look into why putting someone on moderation makes it so they can't login.
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Re: I need references. -
05-07-2008, 08:50 PM
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it boggles me.
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Sometimes you'll have that when you hate Jesus like you do, I will pray for you, and your gay buddy too.
Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Re: I need references. -
05-07-2008, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BiskitFool
Flint, I love how you censor Alex here, instead of ol' Donny boy here calling him a queer, a faggot, and other things. The bias is killing me.
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No, that's Jesus killing you, friend!
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There's an edit.
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And there's a pointless post. Is this some kind of queer game?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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05-08-2008, 01:11 AM
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Sometimes you'll have that when you hate Jesus like you do, I will pray for you, and your gay buddy too.
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No, you're just stupid. ;P And he's not gay, and what's with you, vaseline, gay people, and asses? I seem to read this alot out of your posts.
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05-08-2008, 01:15 AM
Here we go again...
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No, that's Jesus killing you, friend!
So you believe that Donny-boy is Jesus Christ?
And there's a pointless post. Is this some kind of queer game?
No, I was pointing that out just in case you were to stupid to find a difference.
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Re: I need references. -
05-08-2008, 01:17 AM
Why are you so angry, friend? All you do is sling insults. Jesus died for your sins -- don't you care about that?
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Re: I need references. -
05-08-2008, 01:38 AM
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Why are you so angry, friend? All you do is sling insults. Jesus died for your sins -- don't you care about that?
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No, I'm angry because your members constantly insult my good friend behind his back. You wanna take a look at what your members are saying to me?
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05-08-2008, 01:44 AM
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We TRUE Christians™ only deal with the KJV1611. We hold it it is the one TRUE word of God and the NIV is an utterly false Bible created by Satan. We TRUE Christians™ will have no truck with the NIV.
Obviously we can not answer your questions friend.
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The real b-i-b-l-e is written in greek, so whaddaya think about that? Huh?
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Re: I need references. -
05-08-2008, 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by BiskitFool
1st how do you know God doesn't want you to?
2nd He didn't ask for a verbal attack.
3rd Are you retarded or can you not speak english?
4th The question was pointless? You can't answer logically can you? When did he say anything about Tuesday? Enlighten me.
5th Stupid? God did kill innocent people.
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He was trying to gently point out to you the error of your question. It is pointless to speculate what came before God. It is like asking what is North of the North Pole. You can speak the "words", but the "words" don't make any sense.
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05-08-2008, 01:51 AM
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He was trying to gently point out to you the error of your question. It is pointless to speculate what came before God. It is like asking what is North of the North Pole. You can speak the "words", but the "words" don't make any sense.
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The question made total sense.
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Re: I need references. -
05-08-2008, 01:55 AM
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No, I'm angry because your members constantly insult my good friend behind his back. You wanna take a look at what your members are saying to me?
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I've been keeping up with this thread. You and your friend need to get saved. My members haven't said anything that you didn't need to hear.
I am praying for you, friend.
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