[Ezekiel Bathfire]

[MitzaLizalor]

Reported in FREEHOLD TRUTH AND LIGHT
To avoid reincarnation, the Buddhist has to live a perfect life and then he sort of floats away and start to know everything.

I'm getting confused now. If "Buddha" is their "God" then wouldn't that make Dalai Lama their "Jesus" and so why follow someone who hasn't managed to work out perfection after how many centuries of reincarnation? Surely more than just one person is expected to merit whatever it is they hope to attain!

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[Johny Joe Hold]

Thank you Pastor and staff for this regular feature. After reading this week's Truth and Light it occurred to me this Thanksgiving Day we should celebrate the God-given superiority of men over women.

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

After reading this week's Truth and Light it occurred to me this Thanksgiving Day we should celebrate the God-given superiority of men over women.

..and each day of the year thereafter.

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[MitzaLizalor]

I enjoyed Pastor's sermon immensely. As I watched his powerful delivery I was reminded how secure we are in Him compared to whatever was going on with all those fireworks + whatever happens in California these days now that they're restricting gun ownership. There is so much Scripture referring to the Restoration of Israel, prophecy now being fulfilled! How the doubters can continue their denials of God's majesty and power is beyond me.

There are also many Psalms which, as we look at the world, show us just how complete His foreknowledge is with many activities set out so plainly and so appropriate in these last days.

The Christian vacations particularly caught my eye. I had to smile! How many more "innocents" are out there pulling knives on police officers or trying to shoot innocent authority figures? I thought of Jesus' own words, recorded for us by Mark in this eyewitness testimony:

MARK 16 .KJV . look up
17 [Jesus speaking] These signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
19 So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God.

Luke 1:1-2
II Peter 1:16

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[BrotherLarry]

To the Editor of Landover Truth and Light:


I am writing to commend you regarding your newsletter, which is a beacon of hope in this dark world. I would not be surprised to learn that Jesus Himself reads this golden triumph of journalistic excellence.


I am curious, however, as to the accuracy of Pastor Ezekiel's age. It is listed as 29 on most articles, but some of these are over a year old. Would he not be 30 (at least) now? Should not his age be presented factually?


Also, I wonder how one might submit an article to be considered for publication. I have written many pieces that I think would be perfect for your newsletter, including:


Using the Baptistry as an Alternative to the Public Pool (Part of my "Protecting Our Children" series.
Why Bill Clinton is a Mouth Breather
Will 2020 Be a Repeat of 2016? Republicans MUST Prepare!
LGBTQ Churches: Can Salvation® Be Found There?


Of course, I would expect proper compensation for my talents.


In Him,
BrotherLarry

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

__Pastor Ezekiel__over a year old__

I'm a little confused. The first edition #1 was five months ago, last week.

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by The Horse Guy

To the Editor of Landover Truth and Light:

I am curious, however, as to the accuracy of Pastor Ezekiel's age. It is listed as 29 on most articles, but some of these are over a year old. Would he not be 30 (at least) now? Should not his age be presented factually?

Jesus H. Christ! Just look at my smooth boyish but manly face and my swell-kept fingernails and you'll realize that no old timer of thirty-something would have such complexion. And by covfefe I can tell you that it's taken some mighty prayers and ointments applied by my houseboys to attain this!

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Thank you, Bathtubfire! I hope that this issue is now settled. Now, on to the classified ads. If the lesser believers can write a letter to the Editor so can I. Ha!

To the Editor of Landover Truth and Light!

I need my septic tank scrubbed clean asap. When you the Horse Guy and Faith_M. etc. read this you should not be reading it but be at the mansion taking care of my things. I hate it when my houseboys have to clean the cesspits as the stench lingers around them when they service me in the evening. I'm 29.

[BrotherLarry]

To the Editor
Landover Truth and Light
Freehold, Iowa


Dear Editor and Sister Mitza:


I didn't mean the articles were a year old; I meant that some of the events mentioned in them took place years ago. Perhaps it would be more transparent of you to list the age at which the events occurred. One could then use simple mathematics (approved by Creation Scientists) to "age" Pastor Flint as one "ages" archaeological finds. (Maybe the ages would be similar; ROFLMAO)


I should like to publicly remind the pastor that I cannot be ready in an instant to perform his dirty jobs since I have not yet been granted residence to the fair city of Freehold. If the Church wishes to reimburse my travel, I am willing to supervise such an operation as a well built, intelligent, honest, handsome and strong certified equine gnathologist and future Ph.D. in Creation Science. The LORD GOD hath spoken in mine ear of my worth to His Kingdom, and no amount of covfefe will take that away.


With all due respect - just the right amount, I remain


Your loving and prayerful friend in Christ,
BrotherLarry

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