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Post Pepsi or wine? - 06-25-2010, 02:08 PM

I find so many verses in God's Holy Word (KJV1611) tell us the benefits of drinking wine .....

Leviticus 23:13 (King James Version)

13And the meat offering thereof shall be two tenth deals of fine flour mingled with oil, an offering made by fire unto the LORD for a sweet savour: and the drink offering thereof shall be of wine, the fourth part of an hin.


Deuteronomy 7:13 (King James Version)
13And he will love thee, and bless thee, and multiply thee: he will also bless the fruit of thy womb, and the fruit of thy land, thy corn, and thy wine, and thine oil, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep, in the land which he sware unto thy fathers to give thee.


But I find none to promote the virtues of pepsi or coca cola. Is God anti caffeinated and carbonated beverages?


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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 06-25-2010, 03:52 PM

Cola is American so I am sure Jesus approves! Wine is ok also, just as long as it is American wine and you don't drink too much of it.

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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 06-25-2010, 07:03 PM

Both Coca-Cola and Pepsi support the sodomite agenda. I second Brother Cranky's recommendation that you drink American wine (as long as it isn't from Commiefornicatia or another blue state).


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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 06-25-2010, 07:11 PM

I wonder what JESUS thinks of Fanta's "pineapple" soda - made with not one drop of real pineapple
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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 06-27-2010, 08:54 AM

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Both Coca-Cola and Pepsi support the sodomite agenda. I second Brother Cranky's recommendation that you drink American wine (as long as it isn't from Commiefornicatia or another blue state).
Are you sure regarding the Coca-Cola?
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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 06-27-2010, 09:16 AM

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Both Coca-Cola and Pepsi support the sodomite agenda.
I am most sorry Pastor, I didn't know that. I am glad I never drink that stuff.


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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 06-27-2010, 09:23 AM

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Are you sure regarding the Coca-Cola?
Brother it seems that the pastor is right.
http://americansfortruth.com/issues/...ands/coca-cola

Now I'm confused. Do I pour the coke I have down the drain? Or do I drink what I have and then not buy anymore?

I guess it's back to tea for me


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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 06-27-2010, 12:32 PM

Just a reminder - Pepsi was the drink of choice for one Michael Jackson

Surely there has to be a link with his Homerism and this un Godly elixir of Satan


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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 06-27-2010, 12:54 PM

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Just a reminder - Pepsi was the drink of choice for one Michael Jackson

Surely there has to be a link with his Homerism and this un Godly elixir of Satan
Interesting comment there Brother Swish.

Did not God set fire to MJ's hair while he was performing a pepsi commercial?

Maybe that was the wrath of God for MJ's homer and paedophilic lifestyle.

Romans 12:19 (King James Version)
19 Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

Would this then make pepsi the beverage of choice for our Lord God Almighty?


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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 06-27-2010, 02:17 PM

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Brother it seems that the pastor is right.
http://americansfortruth.com/issues/...ands/coca-cola

Now I'm confused. Do I pour the coke I have down the drain? Or do I drink what I have and then not buy anymore?

I guess it's back to tea for me
Might a better position be -flush the management not the product?

Personally I believe this goes into the same category as ''I don't hate you,God does though'' that we often have to remind our visitors here.

What say you, learned Pastor?


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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 07-01-2010, 04:47 AM

I suggesting dumping the ungodly liquid down the nearest sewer drain to join the filth it belongs with, then pray to the lord you weren't contaminated by drinking it earlier. Drink American Wine


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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 07-01-2010, 05:06 AM

We need look no further than Isaiah for advice on what to drink. I think it's pretty clear that God wants us to drink wine sometimes, but not all the time. And if you MUST drink cola, Jesus wants us to drink Royal Crown!



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But they also have erred through wine, and through strong drink are out of the way; the priest and the prophet have erred through strong drink, they are swallowed up of wine, they are out of the way through strong drink; they err in vision, they stumble in judgment.

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We need look no further than Isaiah for advice on what to drink. I think it's pretty clear that God wants us to drink wine sometimes, but not all the time. And if you MUST drink cola, Jesus wants us to drink Royal Crown!

In that day shall the LORD of hosts be for a crown of glory, and for a diadem of beauty, unto the residue of his people,

And for a spirit of judgment to him that sitteth in judgment, and for strength to them that turn the battle to the gate.

But they also have erred through wine, and through strong drink are out of the way; the priest and the prophet have erred through strong drink, they are swallowed up of wine, they are out of the way through strong drink; they err in vision, they stumble in judgment.

Isaiah 28:5-7


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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 07-01-2010, 03:51 PM

Never forget that Pepsi Cola is an anagram of EPISCOPAL.

I am not sure at the moment what this means and I await inspiration from Jesus after I go to bed tonight.




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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 07-01-2010, 03:58 PM

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Never forget that Pepsi Cola is an anagram of EPISCOPAL.
Oh dear Lord.

I will never drink Pepsi again.

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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 07-01-2010, 05:12 PM

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Never forget that Pepsi Cola is an anagram of EPISCOPAL.

I am not sure at the moment what this means and I await inspiration from Jesus after I go to bed tonight.
Will I be safe with Dr Pepper? Please lrt me know ASAP. I need to top up my caffeine and sugar levels, soon.


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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 07-01-2010, 07:22 PM

Go ahead with Dr Pepper by all means. The Lord loves spices:

Ex:30:34a: And the LORD said unto Moses, Take unto thee sweet spices, stacte, and onycha, and galbanum;

Thus if you find any drink called Dr Stacte, Dr Onycha or Dr Galbanum, you'll be OK with that too.

HOWEVER, there is a drink called VIMTO! This is produced by godless Brits and probably smuggled in from Canukistan - don't touch it. It's name is an anagram of VOMIT!
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Default Re: Pepsi or wine? - 07-01-2010, 07:44 PM

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Go ahead with Dr Pepper by all means. The Lord loves spices:

Ex:30:34a: And the LORD said unto Moses, Take unto thee sweet spices, stacte, and onycha, and galbanum;

Thus if you find any drink called Dr Stacte, Dr Onycha or Dr Galbanum, you'll be OK with that too.

HOWEVER, there is a drink called VIMTO! This is produced by godless Brits and probably smuggled in from Canukistan - don't touch it. It's name is an anagram of VOMIT!
Thank you so much for your prompt reply I have topped off with copious amounts Dr Pepper. As for theVomit Vitmo IT WILL NEVER PASS MY TONSILS (unless as a mixer with dark rum).
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