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  • #16
    Re: Pepsi or wine?

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Never forget that Pepsi Cola is an anagram of EPISCOPAL.

    I am not sure at the moment what this means and I await inspiration from Jesus after I go to bed tonight.
    Will I be safe with Dr Pepper? Please lrt me know ASAP. I need to top up my caffeine and sugar levels, soon.
    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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    • #17
      Re: Pepsi or wine?

      Go ahead with Dr Pepper by all means. The Lord loves spices:

      Ex:30:34a: And the LORD said unto Moses, Take unto thee sweet spices, stacte, and onycha, and galbanum;

      Thus if you find any drink called Dr Stacte, Dr Onycha or Dr Galbanum, you'll be OK with that too.

      HOWEVER, there is a drink called VIMTO! This is produced by godless Brits and probably smuggled in from Canukistan - don't touch it. It's name is an anagram of VOMIT!
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
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      • #18
        Re: Pepsi or wine?

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Go ahead with Dr Pepper by all means. The Lord loves spices:

        Ex:30:34a: And the LORD said unto Moses, Take unto thee sweet spices, stacte, and onycha, and galbanum;

        Thus if you find any drink called Dr Stacte, Dr Onycha or Dr Galbanum, you'll be OK with that too.

        HOWEVER, there is a drink called VIMTO! This is produced by godless Brits and probably smuggled in from Canukistan - don't touch it. It's name is an anagram of VOMIT!
        Thank you so much for your prompt reply I have topped off with copious amounts Dr Pepper. As for theVomit Vitmo IT WILL NEVER PASS MY TONSILS (unless as a mixer with dark rum).
        Unblinklingly Yours aim
        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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