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  • #46
    Re: What is Fap?

    Is wikipedia a source you can belive in it?

    FAP - Wikipedia
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAP

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    • #47
      Re: What is Fap?

      wow lol you people are sheltered....and people wonder why churches are losing members by the drove. It is a biological function all animals do it and we are mammalian. he didnt use any expletive language he used the proper term which is MASTERBATION. that is what the term "fap" means and in case you havent noticed sarah palin is a vapid moron but hot

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      • #48
        Re: What is Fap?

        Now seriously. You should visit other sites. Fap means masturbate.

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        • #49
          Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by ebaumsanon View Post
          wow lol you people are sheltered....and people wonder why churches are losing members by the drove. It is a biological function all animals do it and we are mammalian. he didnt use any expletive language he used the proper term which is MASTERBATION. that is what the term "fap" means and in case you havent noticed sarah palin is a vapid mormon but hot
          Really? Sorry me a turtle doing that!
          Don't bad mouth Mrs Palin either!
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • #50
            Re: What is Fap?

            What are all these disgusting perverts doing here? Don't they have anything better to do than posting pornography on a True Christian™ community forum? Jesus hates having to read through all this filth! Don't they realize that Hell is a really hot place?
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • #51
              Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              This is disgusting. Why are all these perverts coming here and talking about masturbation? How come all these kids are obsessed with masturbation these days? I blame Hollywood and the gay agenda for these loose morals.
              yea Jim Osborne its "disgusting" what is disgusting is your complete and willful ignorance. I guarantee you masterbate as well as everyone in here....but your lame religion teaches you to feel backwards and repress what is our human nature. you are the same kind of person who gets caught visiting male prostitututes

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              • #52
                Re: What is Fap?

                fap
                A sound effect for masturbation used often in japanese comics. Popularized in the english speaking world by the webcomic

                Urban Dictionary: Fap
                http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap
                Another way of saying masturabtion Maybe you've heard of: Tickling the pickle Choking the chicken Jackie the beanstalk Five knuckle shuffle Beating the meat Applying the handbrake Busting a nut Having a wank Masturbating Jerkin the Gurkan Choking Charlie till he throws up Taming the snake Rubbing the genie's lamp Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL} Cocking the rifle "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!" Waving the wand Launching the rocket Stroking Johnny Me-time These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.


                >_>

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                • #53
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by ebaumsanon View Post
                  I guarantee you masterbate as well as everyone in here....
                  How dare you! Rev. Jim is a Godly Man who has repented from his earlier sins. Didn't you see his impressive medal list? Did you think these were awarded for no reason? That you are a deranged, sexually obsessed pervert does not mean everyone is. Actually, there are still some decent people left on this world.

                  but your lame religion teaches you to feel backwards and repress what is our human nature.
                  That is a lie of Satan. No doubt, you have been reading atheist fantasies about monkeys popping out human babies, and then concluded that because bonobo's are perverted creatures who shove their genitals into every hole they happen to come across, this would be our nature as well. However, the Bible teaches the following:

                  1 Corinthians 6:15-28:
                  Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid. What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
                  But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
                  Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                  • #54
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    If you think there are 'decent' people still left in the world, boy will you be surprised that "heaven" is so empty.

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                    • #55
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      What in the world is this place?

                      You people who frequent this forum automatically label new people to your community as "unsaved trash"... don't you see how this is wrong?

                      Have we forgotten what the true meaning of the word "compassion" means? Jesus wanted the wretched, the poor, and the helpless. All you people want is reassurance of your own salvation and a place for you to discuss hatred. It would be different if you were discussing and acting out ways to reach out to the communities for which you feel pity, fear, and hate.

                      As a Christian who has lurked these forums just over an hour, I'm thoroughly disgusted by whatever "True Christian" is supposed to be.

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                      • #56
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        Originally posted by ShiraishiMinoru View Post
                        You people who frequent this forum automatically label new people to your community as "unsaved trash"... don't you see how this is wrong?
                        No.

                        As a Christian who has lurked these forums just over an hour, I'm thoroughly disgusted by whatever "True Christian" is supposed to be.
                        If you are a Christian then I'm a shoe. We follow the Bible, every word of it.

                        Now can you back up your twaddle with Scripture(R)?
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • #57
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          Originally posted by ShiraishiMinoru View Post
                          What in the world is this place?
                          It's God favorite forum.

                          Jesus wanted the wretched, the poor, and the helpless.
                          Stop talking nonsense and start reading the Bible friend! People God hates: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."

                          As a Christian
                          You are not a Christian. Why you need to follow the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • #58
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by ilovetehjeesus View Post
                            If you think there are 'decent' people still left in the world, boy will you be surprised that "heaven" is so empty.

                            Are you on drugs? If you are, please leave and do not come back until you manage to make sense again. Thank you.

                            Originally posted by ShiraishiMinoru View Post
                            What in the world is this place?
                            It's called a fo-rum. That is a place where peo-ple can talk on-line. This one is a True Chris-ti-an™ Fo-rum. Here, true Chris-ti-ans™ con-gre-gate to wor-ship. You un-der-stand?

                            You people who frequent this forum automatically label new people to your community as "unsaved trash"... don't you see how this is wrong?
                            No, of course not. All people are born as hellbound sinners, as they inherited original sin from Adam, so all people are naturally unsaved.

                            Only accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour can change anything about this. If you have done so, the moderators on this forum will notice, and up your status to True Christian™.

                            Unfortunately, there are a lot of people who are trying to make fun of True Christianity™ out there, and they frequently join this forum specifically to deceive us into believing they are True Christians™, while in reality, they are God-hating atheists. That's why we are very cautious here.

                            Have we forgotten what the true meaning of the word "compassion" means? Jesus wanted the wretched, the poor, and the helpless. All you people want is reassurance of your own salvation and a place for you to discuss hatred. It would be different if you were discussing and acting out ways to reach out to the communities for which you feel pity, fear, and hate.
                            What are you talking about? You clearly haven't read the Holy Bible much:

                            2 Corinthians 6:14-17:
                            Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
                            And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
                            Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

                            As you can see, we are to shun unbelievers, and have no business with them.

                            As a Christian who has lurked these forums just over an hour, I'm thoroughly disgusted by whatever "True Christian" is supposed to be.
                            So were the Pharisees when Jesus taught them what it meant to be what it meant to be a true follower of God. Hypocrites who only follow the parts of the Bible they like and refuse to kill homosexuals always get disgusted when confronted with the Biblical Truth™ of True Christianity™
                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                            • #59
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                              Really? Sorry show me a turtle doing that!
                              Don't bad mouth Mrs Palin either!
                              edited
                              we don't let newbies post links without using Jesos!!!
                              Last edited by Wide-Open; 03-23-2010, 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed link.

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                              • #60
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                That is disgusting!
                                How dare you threaten people with eternal damnation, you sick, inhuman devils!

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