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03-19-2011, 02:36 AM
Hello. I'm Caron. I'm Welsh, and Voltaire is my hero. I love anything to do with the occult. I am here because I want to know your opinions on things.
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03-19-2011, 02:37 AM
Why are you here? Have you come to persecute us?
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
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In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 02:39 AM
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Hello. I'm Caron. I'm Welsh, and Voltaire is my hero. I love anything to do with the occult. I am here because I want to know your opinions on things.
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Friend,
You sound like a nice person, why do waste time on some Frenchman who wrote porno about women and donkeys? Anyway, I have a friend named Jesus who can command demons. Would you like to hear about Him? 
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03-19-2011, 02:41 AM
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Persecute? No way. I'm not like that. I just want to meet you and hear your opinions.
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03-19-2011, 02:44 AM
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Persecute? No way. I'm not like that. I just want to meet you and hear your opinions.
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If you'd really like to know our opinions on pretty much everything, all you need to do is to read the KJV Bible. I suggest starting at Genesis 1:1 and stopping at Revelation 22:21. I can assure you that every opinion a True Christian™ might hold is derived from that.
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03-19-2011, 02:47 AM
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Persecute? No way. I'm not like that. I just want to meet you and hear your opinions.
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 02:51 AM
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You sound like a nice person, why do waste time on some Frenchman who wrote porno about women and donkeys? Anyway, I have a friend named Jesus who can command demons. Would you like to hear about Him? |
Haha, thank you, sir, but I was referring to Voltaire the musician, not Voltaire the author.
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If you'd really like to know our opinions on pretty much everything, all you need to do is to read the KJV Bible. I suggest starting at Genesis 1:1 and stopping at Revelation 22:21. I can assure you that every opinion a True Christian™ might hold is derived from that. |
Hmm.. Ok, thank you for the information.
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Thank you, Pastor.
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03-19-2011, 03:01 AM
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Hello. I'm Caron. I'm Welsh, and Voltaire is my hero. I love anything to do with the occult. I am here because I want to know your opinions on things.
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Oh, don't get me started on things! 
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03-19-2011, 03:02 AM
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Why do you suppose he has a girl's name?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 03:02 AM
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Ok..?
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03-19-2011, 03:03 AM
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TOO LATE! 
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03-19-2011, 03:10 AM
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TOO LATE!
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Ok.
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03-19-2011, 03:14 AM
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Ok.
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03-19-2011, 03:16 AM
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Why do you suppose he has a girl's name?
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What is your opinion on how one should name a child?
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03-19-2011, 03:16 AM
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What is your opinion on how one should name a child?
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Are you a child?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi -
03-19-2011, 03:22 AM
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Are you a child?
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No, but I was a child when my parents named me.
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03-19-2011, 03:23 AM
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No, but I was a child when my parents named me.
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And how old were they when you named them?
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03-19-2011, 03:27 AM
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And how old were they when you named them?
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I didn't name them. My mother's parents named her, and my father's parents named him.
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03-19-2011, 03:28 AM
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I didn't name them. My mother's parents named her, and my father's parents named him.
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03-19-2011, 03:32 AM
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Alright.
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