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  • Hi

    Hello. I'm Caron. I'm Welsh, and Voltaire is my hero. I love anything to do with the occult. I am here because I want to know your opinions on things.

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    Why are you here? Have you come to persecute us?
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    • #3
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      Originally posted by -Caron- View Post
      Hello. I'm Caron. I'm Welsh, and Voltaire is my hero. I love anything to do with the occult. I am here because I want to know your opinions on things.
      Friend,

      You sound like a nice person, why do waste time on some Frenchman who wrote porno about women and donkeys? Anyway, I have a friend named Jesus who can command demons. Would you like to hear about Him?

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      • #4
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
        Why are you here? Have you come to persecute us?
        Persecute? No way. I'm not like that. I just want to meet you and hear your opinions.

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by -Caron- View Post
          Persecute? No way. I'm not like that. I just want to meet you and hear your opinions.
          If you'd really like to know our opinions on pretty much everything, all you need to do is to read the KJV Bible. I suggest starting at Genesis 1:1 and stopping at Revelation 22:21. I can assure you that every opinion a True Christian(tm) might hold is derived from that.
          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by -Caron- View Post
            Persecute? No way. I'm not like that. I just want to meet you and hear your opinions.
            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Friend,

              You sound like a nice person, why do waste time on some Frenchman who wrote porno about women and donkeys? Anyway, I have a friend named Jesus who can command demons. Would you like to hear about Him?
              Haha, thank you, sir, but I was referring to Voltaire the musician, not Voltaire the author.

              Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
              If you'd really like to know our opinions on pretty much everything, all you need to do is to read the KJV Bible. I suggest starting at Genesis 1:1 and stopping at Revelation 22:21. I can assure you that every opinion a True Christian™ might hold is derived from that.
              Hmm.. Ok, thank you for the information.

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Thank you, Pastor.

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              • #8
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by -Caron- View Post
                Hello. I'm Caron. I'm Welsh, and Voltaire is my hero. I love anything to do with the occult. I am here because I want to know your opinions on things.
                Oh, don't get me started on things!

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                  Oh, don't get me started on things!
                  Why do you suppose he has a girl's name?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                    Oh, don't get me started on things!
                    Ok..?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by -Caron- View Post
                      Ok..?
                      TOO LATE!

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                        TOO LATE!
                        Ok.

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by -Caron- View Post
                          Ok.
                          Sigh... we've got another Rhodes Scholar here...

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Why do you suppose he has a girl's name?
                            What is your opinion on how one should name a child?

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by -Caron- View Post
                              What is your opinion on how one should name a child?
                              Are you a child?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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