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Default "Christian" HS to student: Skip prom or get suspended - 05-09-2009, 06:52 PM
EDIT: Never mind, I see you here-um, I mean separated brethren beat me to the punch!

ACTS 5:29

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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Default Re: "Christian" HS to student: Skip prom or get suspended - 05-09-2009, 07:43 PM
Late again with the realization that Baptists are always ahead of Rome. I take it there was a delay before Rome gave you the go-ahead to post?




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