Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti
Hallelujah, my prayers have been answered. As most of you know, my company got a bum rap for selling melamine-tainted milk. I say "bum rap" because I swear to this day that melamine is actually an important nutritional food supplement widely used to make counter tops, fabrics, glue, housewares and flame retardants. Nevertheless, many countries unfairly banned our Chinese-made milk powder products. As a result, we've got literally tons of this stuff stockpiled in warehouses in China, and we haven't been able to sell it. This represents a huge loss for us.
And now The Lord, bless him, sends us a disaster in Haiti. This is just what we've been waiting for. Using our carefully crafted political connections, we won the no-bid contract to supply the Haitians with disaster relief. And guess what food stuffs we will be sending them? That's right, pure nutritious milk powder! Plus some mouth-watering nourishing melamine-tainted dog food that's been sitting in the warehouse since 2007.

The Lord sure works in mysterious ways!
Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred
Hallelujah, my prayers have been answered. As most of you know, my company got a bum rap for selling melamine-tainted milk. I say "bum rap" because I swear to this day that melamine is actually an important nutritional food supplement widely used to make counter tops, fabrics, glue, housewares and flame retardants. Nevertheless, many countries unfairly banned our Chinese-made milk powder products. As a result, we've got literally tons of this stuff stockpiled in warehouses in China, and we haven't been able to sell it. This represents a huge loss for us.
And now The Lord, bless him, sends us a disaster in Haiti. This is just what we've been waiting for. Using our carefully crafted political connections, we won the no-bid contract to supply the Haitians with disaster relief. And guess what food stuffs we will be sending them? That's right, pure nutritious milk powder! Plus some mouth-watering nourishing melamine-tainted dog food that's been sitting in the warehouse since 2007.

The Lord sure works in mysterious ways!
Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred
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