[Boring Jerry]

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You ARE kidding, right? Please tell me you are joking. You're serious? Really? really? really?

What kinda of man gives a flying f*ck about the wedding? It's the chick that is supposed to have dreamed about it and planned it out since her 5th birthday, not the god damned man!!! What a complete and total gaywad.

It's like I have been saying all along...

ALL GOTHS ARE FAGS!!!!

Your fiancée has probably packed more fudge with nuts than Hershey's Almond. And I doubt his sweet tooth is going to rot and fall out anytime soon. By the time it does he'll have already been diagnosed with AIDS, you'll have already contracted it, and you will be on your deathbed following right behind him to the
FRES F HELL . Do you really want to risk getting some VD from that gay bastard?

Besides, Nehemiah 13:25-27 says, "And I contended with them, and cursed them, and smote certain of them, and plucked off their hair, and made them swear by God, saying, Ye shall not give your daughters unto their sons, nor take their daughters unto your sons, or for yourselves. Did not Solomon king of Israel sin by these things? yet among many nations was there no king like him, who was beloved of his God, and God made him king over all Israel: nevertheless even him did outlandish women cause to sin. Shall we then hearken unto you to do all this great evil, to transgress against our God in marrying strange wives?"

If you wiccans aren't strange, I don't know what is. No Genuine Christian would ever marry you.

So how is it that he isn't banned for using your God's name in vain (highlighted in red)?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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So how is it that he isn't banned for using your God's name in vain (highlighted in red)?

A man is to view marriage dispassionately - marriages are not for salacious lust, but the occasional Godly procreation of sons. Any man worrying about a marriage, which is God's plan for bringing man and woman together, must, perforce, be a displeasure to God's eyes. And now we see that "God-damned" is probably an accurate description and thus no True Christian should take offense, for certainly, God will not.

[SUV]

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Snickerdoodles
1/2 cup butter (softened)
1/2 cup Crisco butter shortening
1 1/2 cups sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 3/4 cups flour
1/2 teaspoon cream of tartar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
Preheat oven to 350 degree. Mix sugar and shortening in a
large bowl, until well blended. Then add eggs, mix well,
and then vanilla. In another bowl, mix all dry ingredients.
Now add dry ingredients into shortening mixture. Mix very well.
Refrigerate dough for about 1 hour, this makes it easier to
roll and work with.
Mix together 2 tablespoons sugar and 1 teaspoon cinnamon
in a small bowl.
Roll dough into small balls, one at a time, and then roll
them in the cinnamon sugar mixture until well coated. Place on
an ungreased cookie sheet. Bake for 10−12 min. They will look
uncooked as they will not turn brown, and will complete
cooking as they cool.

That's a nice recipe, Brother Regal. Mother Glynndie, does this meet with your approval?

Brother, might I ask: Do you ever put any of....yourself, so to speak....into your Baking?

[Boring Jerry]

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Oh, I love snickerdoodles! But my favorite would have to be chocolate chip.

[tLakota]

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I like choco, too. But my fav are actually choco dipped choco. I managed to get the tastiest choco dipped choco in Estes at this little grandma bakery when I was at winter camp.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I like choco, too. But my fav are actually choco dipped choco. I managed to get the tastiest choco dipped choco in Estes at this little grandma bakery when I was at winter camp.

Okay, did you just say that you dipped your cooter in chocolate during your monthly unclean time? Because if you did, that's disgusting.

[tLakota]

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Okay, did you just say that you dipped your cooter in chocolate during your monthly unclean time? Because if you did, that's disgusting.

OMG! NO! I don't even think of myself like that. I meant like these.

[Boring Jerry]

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Hey, those look really good.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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So how is it that he isn't banned for using your God's name in vain (highlighted in red)?

Shut up, you crybaby faggot.

Who do you think has damned him to eternal agony in the pits of an unquenchable fire that will melt his skin, boil his blood, and rupture his organs over and over and over without respite? Sure as f*ck isn't satan.

"God damned": it's an adjective that describes butt pirates like you.

Get some Son or get
!!BURNED!!

[Boring Jerry]

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Heat doesn't really bother me much.

[SUV]

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Oh my GOD Mother Glynndie, it's June. IT'S JUNE!!!!!

Will I be Married in a Minute?!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Heat doesn't really bother me much.

According to the good pastors there won't be any lube in Hell, fudge packer!!! You faggots think Hell is going to be another day of playing hide the sausage with your boyfriend, but you'll find no perverse enjoyment in Hell. The friction caused by Satan's gynormous tallywhacker alone is estimated to produce temperatures of 11 billion degrees fahrenheit.

[Glendora Christianson]

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That's a nice recipe, Brother Regal. Mother Glynndie, does this meet with your approval?

Brother, might I ask: Do you ever put any of....yourself, so to speak....into your Baking?

I would use half the amount of fat and I never use Crisco in cookies. The recipe resembles a commercial bakery recipe intended to make cookies that can be frozen and kept in the display but will still be soft. Of course, all of this fat might get you to see Jesus sooner.

[Boring Jerry]

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Vayhr: Oh, yeah, I'm totally a "fudge-packer". That's why I made a thread in the singles section asking for girls. And I bet you would know what it's like to be screwed by satan, now wouldn't you?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Vayhr: Oh, yeah, I'm totally a "fudge-packer". That's why I made a thread in the singles section asking for girls.

Right, the 18 year old who lives with his mommy and daddy and manages a restaurant that does not exist... Right. Making fake threads in that section make you look even more gay than you are.

And I bet you would know what it's like to be screwed by satan, now wouldn't you?

According to the good pastors there won't be any[...]

I got my info from them during a sermon held a couple of weeks ago. So you are saying the pastors of this church have firsthand experience with Satan's member? That's a very tasteless accusation.