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    Hello, my name is Joy :)

    Hello, my name is Joy. My husband has been browsing this forum and he has given me permission to join and post from the great learned men here. I can only be online when I have finished serving my husband breakfast in the morning, getting the kids up and ready for their homeschool lesson, and cleaning up around the house. My husband loves to see a nice and tidy home and I make sure I have dinner on the table at 7 pm sharp, and the kids downstairs and waiting for him.

    I attend a Baptist church in Texas with my husband and two children. I used to attend the whoreish catholic church, but the LORD GOD saved me from that satanic cult and I now know my true role as an obedient mother, wife, and my husband rules over me as the Bible commands. My husband makes all the decisions. That is how it should be as God ordained!
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    Re: Hello, my name is Joy

    Do you live in one of the more Godly parts of Texas, or nearer to the Mexicans?
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      Re: Hello, my name is Joy

      We live in Houston, Texas.

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        Re: Hello, my name is Joy

        Originally posted by Joyful View Post
        We live in Houston, Texas.
        Welcome, Joyful.

        I know Houston has lots of negroes, and therefore, street crime. I wish you the best in surviving/teaching Jesus to the scummy riffraff there. I will be looking forward to your contributions on this Godly Board.

        Warm regards,

        Pastor Ed

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        • #5
          Re: Hello, my name is Joy

          Welcome to God's favorite forum. Which Independent Baptist Church do you attend down there in Houston? I may well know your Pastor.

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            Re: Hello, my name is Joy

            What's your favorite verse from the Bible, Joy?
            Are your children sons or daughters?

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              Re: Hello, my name is Joy

              Welcome to God's forum, Joy!

              It sounds like you and your family are living for Christ, and I applaud you for letting us know that you have your husband's permission to be here. Following Pastor Ed's lead, I too will be looking forward to your positive contributions here.
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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              • #8
                Re: Hello, my name is Joy

                Welcome, Joy! What's your favorite Bible verse? Share with us your testimony. Tell us how you found Jesus.
                sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello, my name is Joy

                  Welcome.
                  Little pleases me more than seeing a person on their knees in front of Jesus, taking in His Love.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello, my name is Joy

                    Welcome to God's favorite forum!

                    Originally posted by Joyful View Post
                    My husband has been browsing this forum and he has given me permission to join and post
                    I am very glad to hear that. Most "women" visiting this forum are lying whores trying to rape innocent Christians with Atheists lies. To be on the safe side just ignore everything that has not been posted by a True Christian™.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello, my name is Joy

                      Originally posted by Joyful View Post
                      We live in Houston, Texas.
                      I once suffered the stigma of living in Houston myself. In fact, I lived there for thirty years, attending the Willow Meadows Baptist Church on West Belfort.

                      Houston's only advantages are the fact that it lures many of the Central American illegal aliens, keeping them out of San Antonio, where we suffer enough from the Mexicans and the fact that most Houstonians are still alive has conclusively proven that mosquitos don't carry the AIDS virus. If they did, there wouldn't be a living soul in the whole city, between the homosexuals and the mosquitos.

                      Apart from those two positive points, Houston has no excuse for existing. It is full of Yankees and bad Negroes. They have elected themselves a lesbian as mayor who promptly ran off to California to marry her girlfriend, flaunting our laws against such perversions. They live together openly in twisted splendor.

                      The traffic in Houston is dominated by homicidal maniacs, who openly thirst for the blood of other drivers. The humidity is such that everything is rotten and stinks. They wear glitter on their jackets at the rodeo! The city has more Chinamen than Jews and there are more Jews than in all of Israel.

                      All things considered, I believe that the only reason the Lord has not destroyed Houston is that it is in Texas. My own opinion is that He shouldn't let location and proximity be a hinderance to justice. Let them have it, I say.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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