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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 03-21-2009, 07:09 PM

You can see what kind of cultural influence the Super Mario has. This guy can play two sticks:

His parents must be really proud of his amazing achievements.


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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 03-22-2009, 11:39 AM

That boy's a queer. I know him from one of my missionary trips over to the slants. The kid won't leave me alone! He follows me around shouting that he wants me to "jam" with him, which I assume is local slang for sodomy.

Probably one of Hiroshi's tribe.


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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 10-16-2009, 11:32 PM

I always thought it was rather suspect that Mario would eat Magic Mushrooms which give him "super powers", hence "Super Mario". Not only is this blatant advertising of the glories of drug abuse, but the mushrooms have a phallic shape. It's telling children, especially boys, by putting phalluses in their mouths they become "super". Disgusting.



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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 10-26-2009, 03:47 AM

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I think you're just gay and you're envisioning all these simple things as if they even remotely have anything to do with homosexuality.

I came to this site hoping that there would be a forum full of Jesus lovers and people who know nothing but love. Well, it seems that all you guys do is hate hate hate. This is a kids video game for christ sake.

How does a black hole look like a rectum? I think you're seeing this because you are secretly homosexual and you can't even admit it to yourself because you are a slave to religion.
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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 10-27-2009, 02:20 AM

Super Mario Galaxy is a homosexual recruiting tool? Are you crazy?

Super Mario, since its roots as a harmless arcade game, have only been meant for fun and entertainment.

Take a look at Shigeru Miyamoto. Miyamoto isnt homosexual at all! Miyamoto, creator of many Nintendo series, was a child at one time, just like the ones that you are trying to blindly protect. Many of the images and characters in the Mario series were stemmed from child hood experiences, for instance the enemy "Chain Chomp". The Chain Chomp seems to be a large brass ball attached to a post by a chain. It has cartoonish sharp teeth, and barks like a dog. The chain chomp was created by Miyamoto's experience with his neighbor's dog. He didnt create this because Satan told him to. His only goal is to entertain.

But really sirs. Gay recruitment? Are you really serious? Its a children's videogame! Do you want REAL evil videogames? Take a look at the game Manhunt 2. In Manhunt 2, the basis of the game is to torture, and be tortured. You should be focussing on such games as Grand Theft Auto, and Manhunt.

Returning to gay recruitment, this has to be one of the craziest things I have ever heard. "Here is the cover art that comes on the box. Note that Mario is not only portrayed as gay, but as "bottom" gay"

Really? REALLY? He just floating in space! Its art! You know that thing called gravity? Yeah, theres none of it up there. Though I still expect you to say "NO, BUT SATAN STOLE ALL THE GRAVITY AND GAVE IT TO MORMONS". No.

And your so called "concept art". Do you want to see the REAL concept art? Here it is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gHTYlkdHx4

The concept art you showed? Nothing more than fan art. Such fan art can be found easily on things as simple as Google Images. Though the artist of the picture is homosexual, the REAL concept art is not.

Mario eats the flowers heroin is made from.

So this is what heroin is made from? I see. Thanks for enlightening me.

And after that crazy statement, you make a baseless accusation that its linked to SODOMY? REALLY?

I know this may be a sin, but I have to say that you people are an embarrasment to the Christian faith. Youre all extremists. God doesnt want to suck all the enjoyment out of life. He wants us to enjoy the small things, entertainment such as this, and live a happy and carefree life. Youre making the lord sound like a Nazi. Really people, chill out.
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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 10-28-2009, 04:09 PM

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UPDATE! SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!


Dear Friends,

Nintendo has released a new video game for it's "Wii" system called "Super Mario Galaxies". At first glance, the video game seems like an innocent bit of fun, a nice way to keep the kids inside, and therefore away from the legions of drug-pushers, pedophiles, and terrorists that lurk in America's parks, schools, and pretty much everywhere outside of gated communities.

On closer inspection, however, it becomes obvious that this game is just another homosexual recruiting tool made by the neo-sodomites of Ninendo, from that cesspool of cultural pollution, Japan.

I would go into more graphic detail about the horrors contained in this example of secular-tolerance-run-amuck, but here's some screenshots from the game that make my case better than anything I can write:




Here is the cover art that comes on the box. Note that Mario is not only portrayed as gay, but as "bottom" gay:



Here is the concept art for the game:



Mario also may not be as explicit as rap music in it's pro-drug propaganda, but the messages are there: Mario gains strength by eating "Magic Mushrooms" and bright poppies, the flowers which heroin is made from. No doubt the use of drugs is intended to dull the pain children suffer while being sodomized.

Friends, the homosexual agenda must be stopped! We have tried tolerance. We have tried to "see it their way". We have prayed that it would "just be a fad". But it's not. They're here, they're queer, and they want your children!




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I sincerely hope you are joking. Those photos are not from the game and the concept art was drawn by some random homosexual on the internet who finds Mario to be attractive, not from the game developers. I have nothing wrong with you disliking the game but please do a bit more research before you go and call a game gay propaganda.
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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 12-29-2009, 05:09 PM

Before I comment on this thread I would like to say I agree with Max Bayes post on the most part, there are indeed some arguments that Mario may be a Homosexual. Although the reference to the main atagonist is a bit wrong as his name is Bowser. Also the 'Magic Mushroom' and 'Flower Power' Comments are not wholely unfounded but I do not believe they are the original intent.

However I do not for one second believe that Nintendo run Homesexual Recruitment Propoganda, or are in anyway trying to 'Get rid of Americans.

Also I would like to say something to two people posted here.

Firstly;

Jeb Thurmond- While in the various posts that I've read of yours you have raised some decent points you consistenly use false information to try and prove your points. Such as the 'Concept Art' and 'Passion of the Christ' Video Game. As has been stated before the art is not from the game or even drawn by the creators of the video game in question. And the Video Game 'In Development' was a tasteless video made by some people who thought it was funny, and then posted on YouTube and various other Video Sharing sites and is in no way associated to or indorsed by Nintendo. Also I have noticed a tendancy in some of your other posts to use examples of what people have done with various products as proof that the products are 'Satan's Work' but the same can be said of the Bible, there have been many people in the history of the world who have used the Bible to excuse, or inspire others to commit unspeakable acts against their fellow man. That does not however mean that the Bible, the Church, or Christianity are in any way tools of the devil.

Pastor Ezekiel-The word "Jam" is a term commonly used by musicians. It means to get together and play their musical instruments "ie: Guitar, Harp ect". While I don't question your faith or position as a True Christian I do find your general hatred of the Japenese a bit disturbing when coming from a Pastor.

I realize that this post will likely get me called everything from an Ungodly Harlot to Jap Loving Satanist. But after reading this thread through it's entirety, and several others including the ones about Lego and the show "Lazy Town' I felt these things needed to be said.
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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 12-29-2009, 06:26 PM

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I realize that this post will likely get me called everything from an Ungodly Harlot to Jap Loving Satanist.
If that's what you want:
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You're an Ungodly Harlot and Jap Loving Satanist.
Do you feel better, now?

The proof is on the box art and all logos: UR MR GAY

How much simpler can it be?

Stop complaining and start by getting rid of all of your console games. Then, GET A BIBLE!!


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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 04-11-2010, 05:06 AM

I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous, this whole site is ridiculous. It's a children's game and has nothing to do with homosexuality. With the way you are all thinking, you could relate ANYTHING to homosexuality. Seriously, give me any picture and ill find some ridiculous way to relate it to homosexuality like you do.
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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 04-11-2010, 05:10 AM

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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 04-11-2010, 05:16 AM

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 04-11-2010, 05:16 AM

You are all so very very weird twisted, next thing you'll be saying is that air is trying to convert your children into homosexuals, seriously homosexuals aren't out to convert people thats your job, they would like nothing to do with the baptist church

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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 04-11-2010, 05:25 AM

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I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous, this whole site is ridiculous. It's a children's game and has nothing to do with homosexuality. With the way you are all thinking, you could relate ANYTHING to homosexuality. Seriously, give me any picture and ill find some ridiculous way to relate it to homosexuality like you do.
Well, yes of course you can. A lot of pictures from the secular world is sick and twisted, it's a sign of the end times that we are in.


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God doesn't have a single enemy, apart from Satan. That is sooo wrong. and 'Aeternal Damnation Assured"? Really? SO even if they DID sin, theyre going to hell? You are sooo perfect that you've never sinned. sure. Go read a bible.
Oh dear, I believe your father may be a salad bar Christian. Picking and choosing what to believe and not believe.

Did God love everyone when he sent the flood?
Did God love everyone when he destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah?
Does God love all the people who mock him?

Leviticus 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Malachi 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

As for us being perfect, no, we're not. But we have been removed from sin and washed clean.

Psalm 119:1-3 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD. Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart. They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

Romans 6:6-8 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin. For he that is dead is freed from sin. Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:

John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.


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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 04-11-2010, 05:29 AM

"Reason: Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum"
First of all, what's homersexural?
and secondly. I am not. I am straight and am against homosexuality, but think this idea is ridiculous!
"One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself"
OKay, point me to the scripture which calls them unsaved scum. I would LOVE to read that. And it tells you to witness to them, not avoid them! i AM a christian, I love God with ALL MY HEART!
"I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace."
This is messed up, i don't have any demons in me. I have the Lords grace already thankyou, and am not restricted by this so called church. *coughCULTcough*
I mean no disrespect if you are indeed a pastor and not some 14 year old boy having some fun, but i felt i needed to voice my opinion.
Nice talking, and may God bless you, and chase the many, MANY demons so obviously present in you.
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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 04-11-2010, 05:33 AM

"Oh dear, I believe your father may be a salad bar Christian. Picking and choosing what to believe and not believe. "
How dare you. So my father is a salad bar christian because he let me play mario games? Wow. May he burn in hell.
"Did God love everyone when he sent the flood?" *yawn* Old testament.
"Did God love everyone when he destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah?"*yawn* Old testament.
"Does God love all the people who mock him? " Yes, but he does not love the mocking.
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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 04-11-2010, 05:34 AM

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"Oh dear, I believe your father may be a salad bar Christian. Picking and choosing what to believe and not believe. "
How dare you. So my father is a salad bar christian because he let me play mario games? Wow. May he burn in hell.
"Did God love everyone when he sent the flood?" *yawn* Old testament.
"Did God love everyone when he destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah?"*yawn* Old testament.
"Does God love all the people who mock him? " Yes, but he does not love the mocking.
God doesn't love everybody:
Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.


And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...

Matthew 13
[38] The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
[39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
[40] As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
[41] The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
[42] And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 04-11-2010, 05:37 AM

This is just about as bad as another 'christian' site who though the amazing, CHRISTIAN band paramore were demonic mind-controllers.
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This is just about as bad as another 'christian' site who though the amazing, CHRISTIAN band paramore were demonic mind-controllers.
"Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"
Galatians. 4:16


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Unhappy Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 04-11-2010, 05:47 AM

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God doesn't love everybody:
Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.


And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...

Matthew 13
[38] The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
[39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
[40] As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
[41] The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
[42] And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
"He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap.
That's not crap

Oh and... "Going yappity yap yap yappity"
Real mature, "pastor"?

And my goodness... Youve punched the most queers? Im against homosexuality and that even offends me!
And please, PLEASE never come back to Australia.



Also, God loves people who are homosexual just as much as he loves you. The way you live and what you believe in this sick and twisted community is just as much as a sin as homosexuality. I'm probably going to be banned now, so goodbye. And have fun in hell when you get there. i WONT be seeing you there.

PS. I am not tolerant of the racism in these threads either. I am very very angry.
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