Why is Dubai buying 200 Tesla electric cars?

[Nobar King]

Don't they have unlimited amounts of gasoline?

http://www.greencarreports.com/news/1109007_tesla-to-sell-200-electric-cars-to-dubai-taxi-service

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Why is Dubai buying 200 Tesla electric cars?

All kinds of lofty PR verbiage from the enviro-tree huggers, which immediately raises suspicions about the more sinister mooselimb goals - lithium ion battery terror weapons.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why is Dubai buying 200 Tesla electric cars?

Don't they have unlimited amounts of gasoline?

http://www.greencarreports.com/news/...i-taxi-service

To the wise, this is a warning that even the a-rabs are panicking about oil, as the end of the world approaches.

The final battle at Armageddon will be fought on their soil sand, and this will disrupt their transport system.

The wise Christian should see this as Jesus hinting that we should be buying oil futures (Saudi Light is my tip.) Although when the end of times comes, money will not save anyone, but may well ease the journey to Paradise if used in a Biblical manner.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Why is Dubai buying 200 Tesla electric cars?

You see, under commie Obama and liberal GW Bush they had all these complicated distinctions between "good guys" and "bad guys" and who we could bomb or not. It was all "bomb the bad guys" or "don't bomb the good guys" or blah blah blah. No-one has time for any of that. Way too complicated which is why socialism failed.

With Trump it's clear as never before. America FIRST. That means... I mean, it's about... what I mean is it's not complicated. It just needs a Strong Leader and the best people. BAM, solved. Next problem.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Why is Dubai buying 200 Tesla electric cars?

Don't they have unlimited amounts of gasoline?

http://www.greencarreports.com/news/...i-taxi-service

We know that the useless eco-terrorists in Tesla cannot produce more than 20 cars a year. They get too tired, because they eat less and less meat, you know, for the environment.


So Dubai buying 200 electric cars is to make sure that everybody else in the world has to buy a regular, manly car.


Good for Dubai. Nevertheless, America should drop a bomb or two. You never know where the next mooselimb terrorist is going to be born. Or when the next Emir decides to raise the prices of oil.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Why is Dubai buying 200 Tesla electric cars?

They opened a new road a couple of years back. What should the speed limit be? they wondered. By positioning some speed cameras they determined that most drivers zipped along at about 160-180km/h so set the speed limit around there. How would these battery-cabs fare?

The less hamstrung producers of lithium are the Mexican states of Bolivia, Chile and Argentina which would provide employment opportunities for repatriated interlopers. Other producers may also have an abundance of uranium which would be ideal for battery charging in case the Emirates wanted to conserve their oil reserves. If we could build the reactors and supply the uranium ourselves, a complete service would be available selling electricity to the taxi fleet and if the reactor sites were rezoned as extra-territorial enclaves an opportunity for preaching the Good News about Jesus would open up too. A real win-win!

[Des]

Re: Why is Dubai buying 200 Tesla electric cars?

Wait, what? Dubai and this Tesla fellow have a battery of ion Star Wars weapons? Those are WMDs, right? Why aren't we carpet bombing them already? Have the Dumbocrats blocked Trump's Godly and Constitutional right to bomb our enemies? Why haven't the Christian news services been keeping us up to date on these frightening developments?