Landover Buys Ancient Book

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Landover is delighted to announce its contribution to peace in the world. A senior Pastor visited England, UK, last month and, at a fine art auction bid upon the "York Book of Hours". A volume richly illustrated by the Monks of Fountains Abbey in about 1273.

The final price was $575,000 but, as Pastor Zeke says, "There is no price to Faith."

The book will be displayed in the Reading Room of Landover Christian Library when a suitable display cabinet is available. In the meantime, it will be kept safe at "Flint Towers" under the watchful eye of Pastor Zeke.

However, I have been authorized to give you a "sneak preview" of what treasures are in store


The first picture depicts Veronica selling "merchandise" on the road to Calvary. The T-shirt is believed to be the origin of the Shroud of Turin.

This second shows a scene from the infancy of Christ.

And the third is an exceptionally rare depiction of Jesus meeting Hobbits on their way back to the Shire.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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In the third picture Jesus is wearing his hair in a French braid. I didn't know he did this.

[Dennis Lukes]

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In the third picture Jesus is wearing his hair in a French braid. I didn't know he did this.

The theological implications are vast.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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$575,000 is a great price for an old book.

I hope the seller wasn't someone from Green family (owners of Hobby Lobby) who were caught recently with a bunch of counterfeit Biblical artefacts. When you think about it, owning an arts and crafts store and a museum full of unfinished bits and bobs is kind of a giveaway.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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In the third picture Jesus is wearing his hair in a French braid. I didn't know he did this.

The theological implications are vast.

And it really suits Him doesn't it!

[handmaiden]

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And it really suits Him doesn't it!

It is nice to see a portrait of Him where His hair is nicely pulled back. So many images show Him with locks flowing and flying about everywhere. It's not very manly.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The Pastors are still puzzled by this illustration. It seems to be Satan (left) and Christ (right) having a dispute at a bowling alley, but as there seems to be no Biblical reference, the jury is still out.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Landover is delighted to announce its contribution to peace in the world... A volume richly illustrated by the Monks of Fountains Abbey in about 1273.

Were these Baptwit Monks?

The final price was $575,000 but, as Pastor Zeke says, "There is no price to Faith."

It is this kind of mindless spending that gives Religion a bad name.

The book will be displayed in the Reading Room of Landover Christian Library...

Will both lawn chairs be available? This now doubles your library inventory!

Please let us all know when religious "scholars" drop serious coin on anything written or illustrated by Baptwit writers.



Bless you, my futzy fraud,
Father Mo




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[MitzaLizalor]

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mindless spending that gives Religion a bad name

Thank you for your contribution. Perhaps you were thinking of The Papal States? As you may recall these were smitten by earthquake recently. Landover has not been smitten. However your post did remind me of a possible Biblical reference for the graphic:

James 1:8

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Were these Baptwit Monks?

I sincerely believe that everyone is a Baptist at heart, and this is what counts. If we remove the sin, shame and scandal from the Catholic, is he not a Baptist?

In the meantime, here is a depiction of Kylie of Auvergne who spent her life rescuing destructive pets and teaching them the ways of the Lord (Mark:16:15). How much more "Baptist" can a woman get?

[MitzaLizalor]

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That creature certainly looks like it needs to hear The Gospel. Why does she have a sword sticking out from her shoulder?

[Dennis Lukes]

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I wonder if Jesus ever sported a man bun. I've seen so many Jesus-lookalikes in 2013 sport one, so I wonder if He started it.

You disappear for two years and return to post the most hate-filled, blasphemous thing you've said yet? How do you think Jesus felt when He read your post? Probably almost as bad as you're going to feel sizzling in Satan's oil fryers, fatboy.