A Godly message from Herman Cain

[Bobby-Joe]

Mr Cain discusses the ultimate conservative and the reason for the season.

He led without a mandate. He taught without a script. His common sense parables filled people with promise and compassion, His words forever inspiring.

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The liberal court found Him guilty of false offenses and sentenced Him to death, all because He changed the hearts and minds of men with an army of 12.

His death reset the clock of time.

Never before and not since has there ever been such a perfect conservative.

GLORY!

Remember, Christmas was when God made Himself flesh to stand up to the out of control, tax and spend Roman nanny state.

EDIT: For some reason the linking is going bad on the form. Ignore the Wiki link to that Roman stuff.

[Brother Temperance]

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Praise the Lord! Remember, conservatism is all about respect for the established order and not challenging existing traditions, and that's exactly what Jesus was all about. The tale of how he drove the money changers out of the temple is a fine inspiration for us in our mission to stop interference with the free market by driving the socialists out of the White House. Hallelujah!

He didn’t have a lawyer, nor did He care about who judged Him.
His judge was a higher power.
The liberal court found Him guilty of false offences and sentenced Him to death, all because He changed the hearts and minds of men with an army of 12...

Our Founders recognized that distinction, which helped to inspire the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution and the founding of this nation – The United States of America!
We must be the Defending Fathers and the defenders of the perfect conservative.

As you can see, our mission as Conservatives and Christians is to ignore things like judges and courts, and also to defend the current system in every way. It's a tricky job, but if it's what Jesus wants us to do, who are we to argue?

[sjaakie]

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I agree

[Talitha]

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I agree

Did you press the "Submit Reply" Button too soon? Did you miss out a few lines there?
At least give us some Scripture to back up your agreement, friend.

[Jedediah]

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I can't quite wrap my head around Herman Cain. You don't normally hear such good sense coming out of the mouth of one afflicted with the Curse of Ham.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The boy is a credit to it's race.

[HTannor]

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For an uppity jig Cain sure can deliver a fine speech.

[Bobby-Joe]

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After listing to Mr Cain speak I can safely say that Mr Cain is full of it with The Holy Spirit of the Lord.

[Bob4God]

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This has really made my day.

I am going to attach the entire thing to an email and start sending it back and fourth to my family and friends.

Here are some of my favorite parts:

He never condemned what others believed – just sin, evil and corruption.

Fortunately, JESUS' definition of "sin, evil and corruption" was broad enough to include everybody who didn't believe in Him.

He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. - Mark 16:16

He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth. - Luke 11:23

Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. - Matthew 7:13

And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city. - Matthew 10:14-15

But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 10:33

The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; - Matthew 13:41

JESUS truly was the perfect conservative!

He helped the poor without one government program. He healed the sick without a government health care system. He feed the hungry without food stamps. And everywhere He went, it turned into a rally, attracting large crowds, and giving them hope, encouragement and inspiration.

This is particularly relevant to us. If JESUS could heal people just by touching them without the help of a big government healthcare system, why can't we?

Hospitals are for atheist communist nations.

For three years He was unemployed, and never collected an unemployment check. Nevertheless, he completed all the work He needed to get done. He didn’t travel by private jet. He walked and sailed, and sometimes traveled on a donkey.

Because he is a dedicated Christian Republican, I am sure Mr. Cain will make good on these words and scrap Air Force 1 in favor of a donkey or row boat.

He didn’t have a lawyer, nor did He care about who judged Him.
His judge was a higher power.

Amen!

People need to stop complaining about having legal representation, and realize that all that matters is that you please GOD.

Therefore, I see no valid reason why it should be illegal for me to throw rocks at gays until they die.

For over 2,000 years the world has tried hard to erase the memory of the perfect conservative, and His principles of compassion, caring and common sense.

I am glad that somebody has the courage to stand up to the atheist inquisition that has been driving our precious Christian minority into hiding for generations!

The attacks are disguised as political correctness, or a misunderstanding of the First Amendment to the Constitution. Separation of Church and State does not mean Separation of Church from State. The State cannot impose Church on the people, but the people can display and say as much Church in the public square as they desire.

This needed to be said.

A lot of people don't understand that the confusingly worded Establishment Clause which says, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" doesn't actually mean Separation of Church from State.

Personally, I am not exactly sure what the difference changing the word "and" to "from" makes in Separation of Church and/from State, but I don't have to understand what a Republican says to agree with it.

Herman Cain is very close to getting my vote, except that I am not sure America is ready for another black president.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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I heard today that Herman Cain has asked for, and been granted, protection from the LIEbral media by the Secret Service.

Hopefully they will be able to put their automatic weapons to good use.

[Cranky Old Man]

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He is black, he must somehow be faking this. Does he have a white wife?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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He is black, he must somehow be faking this. Does he have a white wife?

Oh sweet Jesus, please tell me that the boy's not a race-mixer!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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I'd guess around 3/4 Bantu. She has light skin but the nose in particular looks very pronouncedly negroid.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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He is black, he must somehow be faking this. Does he have a white wife?

Hormone Cain married a black woman, he just attempts to rape blonde white women.

I can't believe anyone is considering this would-be miscenegator as President.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'd guess around 3/4 Bantu. She has light skin but the nose in particular looks very pronouncedly negroid.

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The nigress looks like she's high yellow. The boy married up.