I was cleanin’ the church this mornin’ doing my diligence for God and to help my tithes when I discovered some empty Coca Cola bottles. I thought it was perfectly clear that OUR PRESIDENT Donald J Trump and M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Pastor Ezekiel said to boycott Coca Cola. Now I don’t know who did it and I ain’t touching them so as to get my fingerprints on them and end up wrongly accused of not heeding the boycott. I will say this though, when M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Pastor Ezekiel finds out who did this, he will not be happy. I fully intend on showing him later today as I always tell him about the misbehaviors of trouble makers. If these are your Coca Cola bottles, come clean them up NOW!
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Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View PostI was cleanin’ the church this mornin’ doing my diligence for God and to help my tithes when I discovered some empty Coca Cola bottles. I thought it was perfectly clear that OUR PRESIDENT Donald J Trump and M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Pastor Ezekiel said to boycott Coca Cola. Now I don’t know who did it and I ain’t touching them so as to get my fingerprints on them and end up wrongly accused of not heeding the boycott. I will say this though, when M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Pastor Ezekiel finds out who did this, he will not be happy. I fully intend on showing him later today as I always tell him about the misbehaviors of trouble makers. If these are your Coca Cola bottles, come clean them up NOW!
I hear that the Landover police department is no longer using Coke to clean the blood stains off the highway after certain uncooperative individuals accidentally lose control of their cars due to mysteriously faulty brakes.His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View PostI was cleanin’ the church this mornin’ doing my diligence for God and to help my tithes when I discovered some empty Coca Cola bottles. I thought it was perfectly clear that OUR PRESIDENT Donald J Trump and M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Pastor Ezekiel said to boycott Coca Cola. Now I don’t know who did it and I ain’t touching them so as to get my fingerprints on them and end up wrongly accused of not heeding the boycott. I will say this though, when M̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Pastor Ezekiel finds out who did this, he will not be happy. I fully intend on showing him later today as I always tell him about the misbehaviors of trouble makers. If these are your Coca Cola bottles, come clean them up NOW!has to say about obeying the orders from our leaders. Now, is it really worth risking the wrath of Almighty
to not obey?
Hebrews 13:17 "Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you."
You've done the right thing, Mr. Rutherford, by informing our belovedof this travesty. Why, I wouldn't have that dreaded Coke in my gracious home, and I wouldn't want to find it in a place where
people congregate!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Those bottles are mine. I used them tosmugglecarry whiskey to keep me, eh, alert. My wife used to clean them up but for some reason she stopped doing that. As soon as I figure out where she went I will give her a well deserved beating for that.
I thought Donald Trump drank Coca Cola all the time, I must have missed that changing. My apologies, I seem to be getting forgetful lately.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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As I recall, the Christian community has been boycotting Coca Cola long before Trump told us to. Forget about their evil promotion of interracial marriage and multiculturism in their advertisements over the past decade. Coke has been spewing saliva and urine on Jesus since the 1930s! Just look at this abomination:
I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!
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Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View PostAs I recall, the Christian community has been boycotting Coca Cola long before Trump told us to. Forget about their evil promotion of interracial marriage and multiculturism in their advertisements over the past decade. Coke has been spewing saliva and urine on Jesus since the 1930s! Just look at this abomination:
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For centuries before this Coke campaign began, he has been lying to the people, and this is just more of the same. As you shall see in the attached photograph, the intentions of the "Santa" devil are very clear to thepeople, here at
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(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostThose bottles are mine. I used them tosmugglecarry whiskey to keep me, eh, alert. My wife used to clean them up but for some reason she stopped doing that. As soon as I figure out where she went I will give her a well deserved beating for that.
I thought Donald Trump drank Coca Cola all the time, I must have missed that changing. My apologies, I seem to be getting forgetful lately.
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Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View PostI pray that the beatings you inflict upon your wife will ensure she will not make the same mistake twice.Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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C*ca C*la is one of the worst offenders for using subluminal messages. For those who don't know, this is when innocent advertisements or artwork contain secret text and visual tricks to make you think of something you wouldn't normally do. Because of my training I can see these more clearly than normal people - I have highlighted just a few examples in the images below. Caution: do not look if you are easily manipulated!
The top row shows some simple training examples seen in the wild that should be clear to the men. Ladies - ask your husbands to point it out. The bottom row is the dangerous C*ke advertisement. On the right I have exposed the ethereal text using a special filter. There are dozens more there for anyone who looks closely.
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.If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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Yes, Coke at one time used to be a symbol of American Greatness. Starting in 1971 the globalist new world order started with the sinister Council on Foreign Relations, and it's been downhill ever since.
Singing in "perfect harmony" is one world communist government with one yoke of slavery for all mankind. That red logo represents "red" communism - you might as well call it commie cola.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpic
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Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View PostYes, Coke at one time used to be a symbol of American Greatness. Starting in 1971 the globalist new world order started with the sinister Council on Foreign Relations, and it's been downhill ever since.
Singing in "perfect harmony" is one world communist government with one yoke of slavery for all mankind. That red logo represents "red" communism - you might as well call it commie cola.
product of which one could be justifiably proud. However, I stopped buying it even earlier than 1971 -- probably around 1967, or whenever they started using screaming, jungle people to advertise for them!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View PostYes, Coke at one time used to be a symbol of American Greatness. Starting in 1971 the globalist new world order started with the sinister Council on Foreign Relations, and it's been downhill ever since.
Singing in "perfect harmony" is one world communist government with one yoke of slavery for all mankind. That red logo represents "red" communism - you might as well call it commie cola.I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!
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