Vatican recruits Innocent Children

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

In a worrying development, the Vatican has started recruiting Children as spies on Baptists. The child's phone is hacked by Jesuit Intelligence sources and then the child will start to receive propaganda messages. All details of conversations and messages are then relayed back to the Vatican.

Promising candidates are offered pictures of Mary or "Saints"and once they reply with thanks, a priest will contact them directly and threaten to expose their messages unless the child works for "Il Papa"!

[Isabella White]

Re: Vatican recruits Innocent Children

This is not terribly surprising, dear Brother Bathfire. I must say, I have suspected something very strange is going on, for quite some time. Why, in one of their very own Cathyolick interwebs places, they have a "game", about spying!

My kids just love those "I Spy" books! (Ya know, the ones were each page has a huge picture and a list of things to find in the picture!!) So when I was trying to think of things to keep a group of teens and older children busy I thought it would be a fun idea to have a "Catholic I Spy" for them to do!

http://www.catholicinspired.com/2012...-all-ages.html

Obviously, all of that mumbo-jumbo is "code" for the very things that you've described in such great detail, Dear. And, I knew it would be like this. Those Cathyolick kids next door have kicked their football over into my prize-winning pansy patch three times this week! Naturally, this has necessitated visits from them to retrieve their blasted ball, but I have suspected, all along, that they do this, just to spy on me. And, now, they're doing it to other -fearing, servants of the ! And, they're not even trying to cover it up!

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Vatican recruits Innocent Children

If Cathlick priests and nuns could just have children of their own as the Bible instructs (Genesis 1:28), maybe they wouldnt be so obsessed with stealing other peoples' kids. As it is, the idea of Catholic priests luring and grooming children in secret and away from the eyes of their parents should throw up massive red flags in the mind of any person who hasn't been living under a rock for the past few decades.

A Catholic child is far, far more likely to be raped by their priest than they are to be abducted and raped by a stranger. This is a statistical fact. Trust your kids with a Baptist pastor instead, where you know they'll be safe.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Vatican recruits Innocent Children

This is really alarming. All this coding can only lead to bad ends.

I've always wondered why Catholics need all those "alter boys." Now we learn it is not just for sex but as spies. Pastor Zeke needs to warn those in the pews every Sunday that his sermons have copyrights. Catholic Priests have no right to steal his material and use it is their messes (or maybe they are called masses).

[Isabella White]

Re: Vatican recruits Innocent Children

This is really alarming. All this coding can only lead to bad ends.

I've always wondered why Catholics need all those "alter boys." Now we learn it is not just for sex but as spies. Pastor Zeke needs to warn those in the pews every Sunday that his sermons have copyrights. Catholic Priests have no right to steal his material and use it is their messes (or maybe they are called masses).

I may be wrong, Dear Brother Mayor Hold, but I doubt it: I think those "alter boys" are held in captivity by those Cathyolick priests, so that they can be abused, and then become "altered" boys.

It is no secret that the Cathyolick organization is full of priestly perverts, and that the more they are exposed, then the more that they are protected, from within. This pattern is predominant within their "churches". When the boys become men, then they, too, will search out their own boys for unadulterated alteration -- as you shall see below!