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  • #16
    Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny!

    Originally posted by UK_Stinks View Post
    Thanks

    " Thiung" is a typo- obviously, should have been "thing"

    Also Countries should have been "Country's"

    forum doesnt allow me to edit posts ?

    You are 9 posts in and already you are being a grammar Nazi? And after you claimed to make a typo yourself. Seems a little hypocritical to me.

    Anyway, what problem do you have with what Mr. Limbaugh said?
    Yours In Christ,

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    • #17
      Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny!

      Originally posted by UK_Stinks View Post
      This silly childish mocking of another countries language is the kind of thuing you might expect in a school playground.

      The fact that Limbaugh is a mainstream broadcaster with a huge following makes America look dumb.
      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Welcome friend, you the Internets friendliest forum! Tell me, what is a 'Thuing'? Not knowing the language of the UK, I am a bit confused.

      Why does a broadcaster with a large following make Americans look dumb? Is there something wrong with being a God loving Republican?
      Tell me, what does a dumb person look like?
      Originally posted by UK_Stinks View Post
      That is a strange question, I don't think there's a sensible answer to it.
      You are the one that made the statement, hence my quandary and confusion. Shirley you know
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #18
        Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny!

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        You are the one that made the statement, hence my quandary and confusion. Shirley you know
        I think he knows, and keep calling him Shirley.
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • #19
          Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny!

          Lets all pray for a blizzard to hit China so they would have to drive snow plows. That ought to kill off 100 million or so of thos commies.

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          • #20
            Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny!

            RUSH: "Ah, never mind, we're not going to gyp Fox. I wanted to gyp it because, well, the, Hu Jintao, he was speaking and they weren't translating. They normally, some translator, every couple of words, but Hu Jintao was just going CHING CHONG, CHING CHOW CHONG CHA, CHONG CHANG, CHING CHONG CHIBABABA, OH CHONGHING CHI CHIGARAI, CHENG CHI CHI. CHING ZHA BABA CHENGA CHENG CHI CHI CHI. CHANGI. OOOOOO. CHING CHOLABA BABA. GE CHOW CHOW BA. Nobody was translating."
            Brother Rush is, as always, 100% accurate in his observations. He and I have spent more than a few weeks playing golf over in the slant countries, and he never fails to crack me up with his spot-on impressions of the way gooks talk.

            He does it even better than I do.
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            • #21
              Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny!

              Originally posted by UK_Stinks View Post
              This silly childish mocking of another countries language is the kind of thuing you might expect in a school playground.
              I'm not surprised you didn't get the point. It was not an attack of the Chinese language or chinks in general. It was a well-justified attack on our false president 0bama.

              Rush understands and respects the Chinese. He knows what they're up to and what they're capable of. His impression of their language was clearly not mocking for several reasons. First of all, Rush started off by wondering what non-English speakers think of the English language when they hear it being spoken. He then spoke in Chinese to illustrate this point to his English-speaking audience. Secondly, he really did speak in Mandarin Chinese. Rush picked up that language by reading a book on a flight to Hawaii a while back. It could not be a mockery because it was real Mandarin!

              Instead, the joke was on our so-called president 0baMao, who sat there, gazing lovingly at the Chinaman, like a lovesick schoolgirl. Our lying leader, who doesn't speak a lick of Chinese, carried on as if he could follow the conversation! What does he take us for? Idiots?
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              of him that sitteth on the throne,
              and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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              • #22
                Re: Rush Limbaugh Agrees: Slant Eyes Talk Funny!

                Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, LOOK AT THESE!!!

                PS Pastor Kenneth and everyone else here knows I do not post filth. So don't look at me

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