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  • #1
    Re: Lebanon Goes Boooom: Act of GOD? YES!

    I have no idea why it is that Jesus has spoken to me and caused me to agree, in broad terms, with your assessment of the situation.

    God moves in a mysterious way: In the early days, He would send an army to defeat the Philistines or wipe out the Moabites; today, He appears to be using Ammonium Nitrate to smite a population divided between Satan's philosophies of Islam and Catholicism.
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    • #2
      Re: Lebanon Goes Boooom: Act of GOD? YES!

      The information I have received leads me to the conclusion that the explosion took place at a bomb store. Lebanon is a place where a lot of things get blown up and there is a high demand for bombs. We don't have bomb stores here in America just yet, but it is easy to see why such a store would succeed in Beirut. When you get a lot of bombs all together in one place, a defective fuse or timer could cause real problems. It is also possible that the local people were trying to figure out how to work the detonators or something like that. I believe that may be what happened here.

      Also, I can't discount the Jews. They like to blow things up, too and they may have blown the place up and made it look like an accident caused by Arabs monkeying around with bombs.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • #3
        Re: Lebanon Goes Boooom: Act of GOD? YES!

        Few remember when Lebanon used to be a nice place to live - but that was when the mooselimbs were less than 20% of the population.

        By recent reports there were 2,750 tons of Ammonium Nitrate that went up in the explosion. Now that's a lot of fertilizer, and Lebanon is known for growing agricultural products - including hashish (and drugs have been known to upset Jesus).

        On the other hand, I think we can thank God that a shortage of virgins has been averted from the followers of the "religion of peace".
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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