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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 05:11 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEhtOhwL8xk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0RH0cYs4lw

(btw just as a hint, most of the answers given were very wrong, I felt the need to clarify as I am aware of the type of people I am talking to)


try watching this
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 05:12 PM

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No that is uncalled for, we here at landoverbaptist.net accept all forms of culture and society, including the American culture. The only exceptions to this rule are the gays, and the blacks, and the Manx, and the Jews, and the Hebrews, infact, just about everyone that isn't a white christian (even then, there are those we disagree with and look down on). So please think before you speak.
Why the racism, friend?

This is a Godly forum. Please be considerate.


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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 05:14 PM

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You are Americans, your point is invalid.

That's not much of an argument, sir. Care to expand on this a bit? The eskimo has made a fair point and has supported it with facts and evidence. You bring a cartoon face. I'm not sure what you're trying to get out of that.


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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 05:16 PM

If this is a godly forum, should you not treat others as you'd like to be treated? Should you not love your neighbors?
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 05:18 PM

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Why the racism, friend?

This is a Godly forum. Please be considerate.
I've only been acting in the same manner which I have seen many of my new found friends acting on this forum, with hate towards everyone that isn't one of us!
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If this is a godly forum, should you not treat others as you'd like to be treated? Should you not love your neighbors?
This is a Godly forum and we treat others exactly as God commands. Our very own Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson has a terrific sermon explaining how we can know who are our neighbors.

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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 05:21 PM

To be honest, you Americans are so unaware of the world around, you are wrapped up in your own self righteousness, which you are not entitled to, that to the rest of the world, that one comment I made, would make sense and create laughter. Since you are not however, to you, that is all you see.
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To be honest, you Americans are so unaware of the world around, you are wrapped up in your own self righteousness, which you are not entitled to, that to the rest of the world, that one comment I made, would make sense and create laughter. Since you are not however, to you, that is all you see.
And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
Romans 12:2


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To be honest, you Americans are so unaware of the world around, you are wrapped up in your own self righteousness, which you are not entitled to, that to the rest of the world, that one comment I made, would make sense and create laughter. Since you are not however, to you, that is all you see.
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 05:31 PM

Just off topic, do you guys know where I can find the closest 9/11 store?

They have great prices and are open from 9 a.m. to 11 p.m. I believe.
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 05:31 PM

This isn't a homosexual hook-up site. This is a Godly forum where we praise the Holy Name of Jesus.

Kindly take your faggotry elsewhere.


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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 05:38 PM

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This isn't a homosexual hook-up site. This is a Godly forum where we praise the Holy Name of Jesus.

Kindly take your faggotry elsewhere.

Whats the matter? a little upset that you have taken the Lords vows and smeered your crappy graffiti of what you think is the lords words but in actuality is your own rather bias interpretation. You are not a follower or believe. You are a poser, with wrong views. You are one of the reasons why the rest of the world laughs at the percentage of Americans who give your country a bad reputation for this sort of belief.

The Isle of Man, has a lot of Catholics and Christians, we are also open to new ideas, we are open to different races and don't go on CRUSADES burning those who don't follow our way of thinking. If evolution was real, wait no, evolution is real, you are just underdeveloped.
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This isn't a homosexual hook-up site. This is a Godly forum where we praise the Holy Name of Jesus.

Kindly take your faggotry elsewhere.
This is not a cook book. Go take your kitchen (the location in which you are based, if I am to believe your profile) and your double chin else where.

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Whats the matter?
I told you. This isn't a homosexual hook-up site.

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a little upset that you have taken the Lords vows and smeered your crappy graffiti of what you think is the lords words but in actuality is your own rather bias interpretation. You are not a follower or believe. You are a poser, with wrong views. You are one of the reasons why the rest of the world laughs at the percentage of Americans who give your country a bad reputation for this sort of belief.
I care not for the world's opinions. Only God can offer salvation and avoidance of Hell for eternity. I care only for His favor.

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The Isle of Man, has a lot of Catholics and Christians,
Catholics aren't Christians

Please note my badges, one of which explains I too was once lost in the papist cult but have been saved by the glory of God. I know what the catholic church is really about.


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we are also open to new ideas, we are open to different races and don't go on CRUSADES burning those who don't follow our way of thinking. If evolution was real, wait no, evolution is real, you are just underdeveloped.
I don't burn anyone. Your "new ideas" involve anal rape and there's no room for that here, thankyouverymuch.


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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 05:51 PM

' I don't burn anyone' Just countries I take it then?
If you wish for the gods favor, try following the rules he lay to the teeth, not to what you have created. Your views are based on non-factual evidence.
As for the involvement in Anal rape? I am thinking there is a past experience here with you? were you touched by a cold finger that gave birth to your mighty discriminate views?
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 06:36 PM

I think all us gays an sheep raping manx men and women would love it if came and ministered to us personally, so consider it an invite plus is anyone googled 'isle of man baptist church' i think you'd get a result or two or is google the work of faggot rapists to?
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Whats the matter? a little upset that you have taken the Lords vows and smeered your crappy graffiti of what you think is the lords words but in actuality is your own rather bias interpretation.
Maybe someone can explain to us in detail exactly how we've misinterpreted the Bible and what the correct interpretation is. I'll even give that person a hint: We don't interpret the Bible; we just read it and follow what it says.


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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 06:40 PM

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or is google the work of faggot rapists to?
What you mean to say is "or is Google the work of faggot rapists, too?"

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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 07:02 PM

Oh look, the big man takes it upon himself to point out a simple grammatical error. Maybe you should take a look through this thread and take note of the horrific spelling mistakes that 'gods langauge' seems to contain such as 'sheeps', 'Isle of Mannish'. Check Matthews teachings on taking the log out of your own eye before pointing out the speck in your own
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