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  • #31
    Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

    Originally posted by Brother Wilfred Ernest View Post
    Bo Duke gets my vote. John is a platinum tither here at Landover!

    I like his semi-mullet hairdo. And from this photo, it is obvious that he likes to pretend he has satan by the tail.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #32
      Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

      I was browsing through your albums, kind of looks like I stepped in a time machine or something...
      A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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      • #33
        Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
        I was browsing through your albums, kind of looks like I stepped in a time machine or something...
        Enjoy it while you can, young pervert. Jesus is likely to kill you any day now, and you'll step into hell on that fine day. And the Angels will sing GLOOOOOORY!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #34
          Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
          I was browsing through your albums, kind of looks like I stepped in a time machine or something...
          I was browsing through your albums. It looks as though I'd stepped into a Catholic seminary or something.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • #35
            Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

            Yeah, I personally wouldn't listen to music just because it's Christian. If it isn't good music, as in, to listen to, why bother?

            Personally, how about The Beatles? Some of the best songs ever and the beginning of classic rock.

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            • #36
              Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

              If we are going to take the piss out of 50's Christian bands can we also do the same for 50's secular bands?

              Todays Christians have more tasteful things to listen to than what is posted above.

              Oh and by the way I'm a Christian and my favorite band is Evanescence. Go figure...

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              • #37
                Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                Originally posted by Fish View Post
                If we are going to take the piss out of 50's Christian bands can we also do the same for 50's secular bands?

                Todays Christians have more tasteful things to listen to than what is posted above.

                Oh and by the way I'm a Christian and my favorite band is Evanescence. Go figure...
                Who is this "we" you are referring to, nancy? You are a false Christian and as such, we should not be yoked with you.

                "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? ... Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord." -- 2 Cor.6:14-17

                Since you are not a True Christian, you are nothing but unsaved trash. God says we are to shun you, so bugger off.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #38
                  Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                  I think you need to carefully redefine your understanding of being 'unequally yoked'. Are Christians not to preach the gospel, help the unfortunate and show God's love? How do you think Christianity spread?

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                  • #39
                    Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                    Originally posted by Fish View Post
                    I think you need to carefully redefine your understanding of being 'unequally yoked'. Are Christians not to preach the gospel, help the unfortunate and show God's love? How do you think Christianity spread?
                    Friend,

                    When do we not show our love for the unsaved dirtbags who infest God's creation?

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • #40
                      Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                      Originally posted by Fish View Post
                      How do you think Christianity spread?
                      By brute force, you fool! More often than not, sinners need to be driven like cattle to to The Lord. For the recalcitrant, it is much easier to accept Christ's Gift of Salvation when your only other option is death and the threat of eternal damnation, see? You have a lot to learn, son.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                        Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                        By brute force, you fool! More often than not, sinners need to be driven like cattle to to The Lord. For the recalcitrant, it is much easier to accept Christ's Gift of Salvation when your only other option is death and the threat of eternal damnation, see? You have a lot to learn, son.
                        No, thats islam you're talking about.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                          Originally posted by Fish View Post
                          No, thats islam you're talking about.
                          You're skating on thin ice with your blasphemy, f@g. Watch out!

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                          • #43
                            Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                            Originally posted by Fish View Post
                            I think you need to carefully redefine your understanding of being 'unequally yoked'. Are Christians not to preach the gospel, help the unfortunate and show God's love? How do you think Christianity spread?
                            How did Christianity spread? It was spread exactly as Dear Sister Ann Coulter wants it spread now -- by the sword.
                            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                              Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                              How did Christianity spread? It was spread exactly as Dear Sister Ann Coulter wants it spread now -- by the sword.
                              Sure, if you want to rewrite history...

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                              • #45
                                Re: Recommended True Christian(tm) Music

                                Originally posted by Fish View Post
                                Sure, if you want to rewrite history...
                                So just how was it spread then, antichrist?
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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