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    McCain Picks Up Coveted KKK Endorsement

    My men's prayer group was all atwitter (no, really!) last night, upon learning the exciting news:
    John McCain has beaten out half-Negro Barack O'Sambo for the coveted endorsement by the Ku Klux Klan!
    The video of the endorsement is hosted at LiveLink.com.
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    Tags: election 2008, john mccain, kkk: wannabe rinos
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    Re: McCain Picks Up Coveted KKK Endorsement

    The video doesn't work. The liberal media must have had it taken down.
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      Re: McCain Picks Up Coveted KKK Endorsement

      Of course, the Klan has lost a lot of its fire since the earlier days. Back then they would have rejected McCain because he took a platform with Osama on TV. Times change and I think that GOP and the Klan are coming more together in their outlook. A healthy sign that must appeal to 99% of the voters.
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        Re: McCain Picks Up Coveted KKK Endorsement

        Originally posted by Brother J.H. View Post
        The video doesn't work. The liberal media must have had it taken down.
        I have no problem viewing the video. Perhaps you should consider using our JesOS Operating System, brother.

        I for one can't see why the boys in the klan waited until the last minute to offer this important emndorsement. Why the delay? Why keep us on the edge of our seat waiting to hear which candidate they'll support?

        Anyway, I'm glad the suspense is finally over. McCain has it in the bag now.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          Re: McCain Picks Up Coveted KKK Endorsement

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I have no problem viewing the video. Perhaps you should consider using our JesOS Operating System, brother.

          I for one can't see why the boys in the klan waited until the last minute to offer this important emndorsement. Why the delay? Why keep us on the edge of our seat waiting to hear which candidate they'll support?

          Anyway, I'm glad the suspense is finally over. McCain has it in the bag now.
          Anyone who doesn't support this endorsement probably isn't Christian to begin with. A group of patriots like them endorsing a patriot like John McCain is a sure path to the White house. You'd have to be a terrorist not to vote for John McCain.

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            Re: McCain Picks Up Coveted KKK Endorsement

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Times change and I think that GOP and the Klan are coming more together in their outlook. A healthy sign that must appeal to 99% of the voters.
            Amen Brother. If there's a silver-lining to the Osambo campaign it's the renewed spirit of Godly disgust for miscegenation and Ham's descendents that has washed anew over so many American hearts.
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              Re: McCain Picks Up Coveted KKK Endorsement

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Of course, the Klan has lost a lot of its fire since the earlier days. Back then they would have rejected McCain because he took a platform with Osama on TV. Times change and I think that GOP and the Klan are coming more together in their outlook. A healthy sign that must appeal to 99% of the voters.
              Amen brother, this bodes well from earlier times when poll taxes and literacy tests ensured that the right kind of men were elected to public office. It will certainly take the KKK to help fight off the likes of ACORN.

              Praise Jesus!

              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • #8
                Re: McCain Picks Up Coveted KKK Endorsement

                He's probably not formally accepting their endorsement because he's such a maverick™. He knows that that's what normal people do: acknowledge those that support you, but he does the exact opposite. Such a Maverick™
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