Interested in Christianity

[Sentience or Faith?]

Hi I am a free thinking atheist but I have been considering holing-up my outlook on life and devoting myself to something more fictional than reality. Reality has just gotten too boring and I would like something to worship.

Firstly, I notice from lurking around on your forum that Christianity seems to involve hate as a key component. Being raised by non-judgemental lunatics, I don't know exactly what I should be hating. Apparently other races, people with different sexual preferences and people of other religions. If there is anything I left out, please let me know. I want to hate enough people to become a real Christian as soon as possible!!!

Secondly, what should I do with all my old sex toys? I read somewhere that masturbators and sexual deviants will be damned and I sure don't want to miss out on all the fun i will have hating people who didn't make it to heaven!! Can I trade them in for a bible or should I get a priest to excercise them?

What does Christianity teach? I see alot about who we should hate and why 90% of the world is going to hell, but there really isn't anything on your site about what Christians believe in or why they believe it.

Anyways, I'm going to go to KKK or NeoNazi rally to see if they can help me learn to hate. I bet there are alot of Christians there. Very few pesky minorties too. See I'm getting it already!!!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Interested in Christianity

Hi I am a free thinking atheist but I have been considering holing-up my outlook on life and devoting myself to something more fictional than reality. Reality has just gotten too boring and I would like something to worship.

If you want fictional, become a Mormon.

I notice from lurking around on your forum that Christianity seems to involve hate as a key component. Being raised by non-judgemental lunatics, I don't know exactly what I should be hating. Apparently other races, people with different sexual preferences and people of other religions. If there is anything I left out, please let me know. I want to hate enough people to become a real Christian as soon as possible!!!

Try starting by hating the sins you commit in your life. Ask Jesus for forgiveness and turn you life over to him. Then we'll get further instructions to you about what you should hate about other people.

Secondly, what should I do with all my old sex toys?

You know, I rarely get tossed a straight line like this and let it go....

I read somewhere that masturbators and sexual deviants will be damned and I sure don't want to miss out on all the fun i will have hating people who didn't make it to heaven!! Can I trade them in for a bible or should I get a priest to excercise them?

Priests? You mean Catholic priests? I'm sure that Father Martin would find some use for your vile contraptions of iniquity. You don't need to worry about your sex toys. You need to worry about your salvation--once you are saved, the sex gadgets will take care of themselves. Try reading this.

What does Christianity teach? I see alot about who we should hate and why 90% of the world is going to hell, but there really isn't anything on your site about what Christians believe in or why they believe it.

It's not our fault that every Bozo who comes in here wants to start a new tread about why we hate blah blah blah. Tell the truth, it gets tiresome. If you want to learn about what we believe, try the Bible in a Year thread, our Favorite Bible Verses, the truth behind Creation in the Creation Science Forum, or the sermons posted on our Church website. But please stop projecting your hate onto us, we are not about that. We are all about God's love.

Anyways, I'm going to go to KKK or NeoNazi rally to see if they can help me learn to hate. I bet there are alot of Christians there. Very few pesky minorties too. See I'm getting it already!!!

Gotta ask yourself, though, have these people been baptized? If not, I'd steer clear, regardless of how appealing some of their ideas might be.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Interested in Christianity

Hi I am a free thinking atheist but I have been considering holing-up my outlook on life and devoting myself to something more fictional than reality.

If you want fiction, then you have come to the wrong place, friend. Why don't you become an evolutionist?

Anyways, I'm going to go to KKK or NeoNazi rally to see if they can help me learn to hate. I bet there are alot of Christians there. Very few pesky minorties too. See I'm getting it already!!!

Why are you interested in KKK and Neo-Nazi's, and what do you have against minorities? Are you some sort of racist? Racism isn't tolerated here, so if you keep it up you will be banned.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Interested in Christianity

Hi I am a free thinking atheist but I have been considering holing-up my outlook on life and devoting myself to something more fictional than reality. Reality has just gotten too boring and I would like something to worship.
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Anyways, I'm going to go to KKK or NeoNazi rally to see if they can help me learn to hate. I bet there are alot of Christians there. Very few pesky minorties too. See I'm getting it already!!!

I see you are following in the footsteps of your false prophet Charles Darwin and become a racist.