Hi I am a free thinking atheist but I have been considering holing-up my outlook on life and devoting myself to something more fictional than reality. Reality has just gotten too boring and I would like something to worship.
Firstly, I notice from lurking around on your forum that Christianity seems to involve hate as a key component. Being raised by non-judgemental lunatics, I don't know exactly what I should be hating. Apparently other races, people with different sexual preferences and people of other religions. If there is anything I left out, please let me know. I want to hate enough people to become a real Christian as soon as possible!!!
Secondly, what should I do with all my old sex toys? I read somewhere that masturbators and sexual deviants will be damned and I sure don't want to miss out on all the fun i will have hating people who didn't make it to heaven!! Can I trade them in for a bible or should I get a priest to excercise them?
What does Christianity teach? I see alot about who we should hate and why 90% of the world is going to hell, but there really isn't anything on your site about what Christians believe in or why they believe it.
Anyways, I'm going to go to KKK or NeoNazi rally to see if they can help me learn to hate. I bet there are alot of Christians there. Very few pesky minorties too. See I'm getting it already!!!
Firstly, I notice from lurking around on your forum that Christianity seems to involve hate as a key component. Being raised by non-judgemental lunatics, I don't know exactly what I should be hating. Apparently other races, people with different sexual preferences and people of other religions. If there is anything I left out, please let me know. I want to hate enough people to become a real Christian as soon as possible!!!
Secondly, what should I do with all my old sex toys? I read somewhere that masturbators and sexual deviants will be damned and I sure don't want to miss out on all the fun i will have hating people who didn't make it to heaven!! Can I trade them in for a bible or should I get a priest to excercise them?
What does Christianity teach? I see alot about who we should hate and why 90% of the world is going to hell, but there really isn't anything on your site about what Christians believe in or why they believe it.
Anyways, I'm going to go to KKK or NeoNazi rally to see if they can help me learn to hate. I bet there are alot of Christians there. Very few pesky minorties too. See I'm getting it already!!!
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