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Default Re: praise god - 02-26-2009, 07:01 AM

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Why not go and fill /x/ with orange boxes or something?
I have no idea what this means, but if these orange boxes are as offensive as I think they are, /x/ should definitely be filled with them and not us. Did I get that right?


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Default Re: praise god - 02-26-2009, 01:41 PM

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If the bible is the Literal word of God, why do you only take certain parts of it literally?
You must have us confused with the salad bar pick-and-choose Joel Osteen cherry picking purpose driven "Christians" of the world, who haven't read their Bibles and who don't know God.

The parts of the Bible that aren't meant to be taken literally are all clearly marked. They are in books with names like "Psalms" or in passages that begin with "And Jesus spoke to them in parables, saying". We take the rest of it literally.

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please do not try to use John 8:1-11 as a defence.
I wouldn't dream of it, friend.

The reason we Bible believing Christian in the United States don't stone adulteresses, homosexuals, and incorrigible children like the Bible says is because it's against secular law to do so, and the Bible requires us to obey secular laws (1 Peter 2:13-15).

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I certainly hope not in the USA, as the people who founded this great country specifically stated separation of church and state.
The phrase "separation of church and state" appears nowhere in the constitution. That phrase came from a personal letter that Thomas Jefferson wrote, hardly a binding legal document.

The constitution merely says "Congress shall make no law respecting and establishment of religion...". It doesn't say that state legislatures can't do it, or that the President can't sign an executive order that does it.

There are executive orders in effect right now that take public tax dollars and give them directly to religious organizations. Bush enacted them, and Obama intends to expand them.

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remember the last time the two were intertwined? That was called the Spanish inquisition. a whole lot of needless death.
What do you mean by "the last time the two were intertwined"? There are many places where church and state are intertwined today. Look at Iran. Sure, they are all going to Hell because they pray to the wrong God and they hate Israel, but there's a few things we could learn from them.

Your username seems to be causing a bit of a distraction. Let me know if you want it changed to Brendan.

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Default Re: praise god - 02-26-2009, 02:48 PM

Jenny,

I said the racism was located in the posts made in reply to yours. and have you forgotten all the atrocities Christians have given to the world? crusades, inqusitions, etc. Christianity was at one point no better than islam is today. why must you hate them? why cant you try for peace? what if your wrong?
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Default Re: praise god - 02-26-2009, 02:56 PM

shinchan,

you dont sound very old yourself. believe what you want, I will not try to stop you. I am here to learn. this is the time for truth.

Pastor Billy-Ruben,

I appreciate your time here, and if you could change my name I think we all might be able to get along better. thank you in advance.
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Default Re: praise god - 02-26-2009, 03:09 PM

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Pastor Billy-Ruben,

I appreciate your time here, and if you could change my name I think we all might be able to get along better. thank you in advance.
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and have you forgotten all the atrocities Christians have given to the world? crusades, inqusitions, etc. Christianity was at one point no better than islam is today.
Dear friend:

The people who gave those things to the world were Romanists, not True Christians™. As is explained extensively elsewhere on this board, the Roman Catholic institution is not actually a Christian church, since it teaches un-Godly things like the worship of a goddess based loosely on Mary.


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how can you be content as mere sheep?
How could we not be content as mere sheep? Have you ever seen a sheep that was suffering existential distress? There's a lot to be said for being sheeplike, friend.
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Jenny,

I said the racism was located in the posts made in reply to yours. and have you forgotten all the atrocities Christians have given to the world? crusades, inqusitions, etc. Christianity was at one point no better than islam is today.
That statement is factually untrue. Christians have never worshipped a moon-demon or a paedo-prophet; therefore, we have always categorically been better than Muslims.


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Default Re: praise god - 02-26-2009, 09:33 PM

so your all ready to start ww3 with Islamists? what happened to turning the other cheek?

You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.' But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. If someone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.

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Default Re: praise god - 02-26-2009, 09:38 PM

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you all don't seem like the Christians I grew up with.
You didn't grow up with True Christians, so you're right, we don't seem like them. You need to repent, Bathe in the Blood of Jesus, believe every Word of the KJV 1611, and become a member of the Landover Baptist Church to become a True Christian. I'll be praying for you!

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Default Re: praise god - 02-26-2009, 09:43 PM

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so your all ready to start ww3 with Islamists? what happened to turning the other cheek?

You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.' But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. If someone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.

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you all don't seem like the Christians I grew up with.
That's strange. Have you ever cracked open The Bible (KJV1611)? Luke 19:27 springs to mind.

You see it is the Enemies of God whom God and we oppose.





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Matthew 5:38-42
That passage is about how we are to treat others in our personal lives. We aren't supposed to take personal revenge for wrongs done to us, and we are to love our personal enemies.

However, when God calls us to war, that is a completely different story. Then, God is using us as an instrument to exact HIS holy vengeance against His enemies. Have you read the books of Numbers or Joshua, by chance?

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you all don't seem like the Christians I grew up with.
That's probably because most "Christians" don't know the Bible past a few select out-of-context passages. They believe whatever they want to believe, and search out bits and pieces of the Bible to support it, ignoring the rest. Some of them don't even read the Bible at all. They just imagine what they wish God to be, and then worship that imaginary God.

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Default Re: praise god - 02-26-2009, 10:29 PM

but you arent god, how do you know that he wants you to start a war and send his people to die?
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Default Re: praise god - 02-26-2009, 10:32 PM

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but you arent god, how do you know that he wants you to start a war and send his people to die?
Do you really think we can thwart the will of God friend? God is all knowing, all powerful and active in the world. Clearly He wants those people killed or else He would stop it.



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but you arent god, how do you know that he wants you to start a war and send his people to die?
The Bible tells us in Romans 13 that all rulers of nations are put in place (ordained) by God, to suit His purposes. This doesn't mean that all rulers are good, of course. Oftentimes He'll put a bad ruler in place as punishment for a wicked nation. The point is, whatever any ruler does is God's will. No war has ever been declared without God willing it so. If there's a war, you can be sure that God willed it.

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I said the racism was located in the posts made in reply to yours. and have you forgotten all the atrocities Christians have given to the world? crusades, inqusitions, etc. Christianity was at one point no better than islam is today.
As Pastor Peters has mentioned, those were Pagan Catholics who worship Mary and the Pope, not Christians.

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why must you hate them? why cant you try for peace? what if your wrong?
www.religionofpeace.org.

God directs us to execute nonbelievers. Their demon book - dictated by an illiterate pedophile who married a 6-year-old girl and deflowered her at 9 - tells them to lie to and kill anyone who doesn't worship their moon-god.
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so your all ready to start ww3 with Islamists? what happened to turning the other cheek?

You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.' But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. If someone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles. Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.

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you all don't seem like the Christians I grew up with.
As Pastor Billy-Reuben has stated, this is about personal grievances, not about following God's Law and destroying His enemies, as He commands us.

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Default Re: praise god - 02-27-2009, 03:20 AM

Jenny,

I am not a Christian. No I have not read the bible. Its funny that you talk about islam having a moon-god, does it upset you because you worship a sun god? i mean, have you seen the similarities between Jesus and Horus of egypt? perhaps you should google it. I think to call that a coincidence is a bit naive, and man its so easy to just say " The devil made it that way to trick people!". Christianity and indeed all of the stories in the bible far predate Jesus. did you know basically EVERY religion EVER has the "biblical" flood story of noah? probably not because your christian leaders wouldnt want you to know that. This will be my last post here, I thank you all for bearing my presence so well and I will take what I have learned from this with me for the rest of my wicked life. Please pray for me, as It would take and act of god to make me believe in him.

again thank you,
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Default Re: praise god - 02-27-2009, 03:24 AM

also, I apparently offended the admin of this site, he wanted to know why i was "spewing hate", well friend, It wasn't hate. I was just asking questions. I should think you would appreciate someone curious about what you hold so dearly in your heart. Doesn't it get boring only preaching to the converted?
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also, I apparently offended the admin of this site, he wanted to know why i was "spewing hate", well friend, It wasn't hate. I was just asking questions. I should think you would appreciate someone curious about what you hold so dearly in your heart. Doesn't it get boring only preaching to the converted?
This is our Church forum. The Bible commands that we seperate ourselves from unsaved scum like you, pal. That's why our church proudly flies a banner stating "UNSAVED=UNWELCOME!"

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You religonfags are all the same. why cant you wake the piffle up and understand that science replaces the need to explain away the unknown with a god. I really hope that one of you reads this before it gets deleted.

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Well, technically the law of conservation of mass proves that there is at least an intelligent creator.
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