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  • #1

    The Number Game

    Here's a new forum game for us...

    One person says a number, any number, say "30"

    The person below then says what that number is about. As in my case...

    "30...the earliest amount of years old that I like my Scotch"

    I'll start.....



    8.

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    Tags: fun, fun and games, game, maths, numbers
  • #2
    Re: The Number Game

    8 dollars. Mrs. Porter's weekly fun money.

    18
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • #3
      Re: The Number Game

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

      8.
      Exodus 22:29-30

      King James Version (KJV)


      29Thou shalt not delay to offer the first of thy ripe fruits, and of thy liquors: the firstborn of thy sons shalt thou give unto me.
      30Likewise shalt thou do with thine oxen, and with thy sheep: seven days it shall be with his dam; on the eighth day thou shalt give it me.

      2
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #4
        Re: The Number Game

        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
        8 dollars. Mrs. Porter's weekly fun money.

        18
        The age of majority and - not coincidently - as well the number of Antichrist: 6 + 6 + 6 = 18

        33
        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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        • #5
          Re: The Number Game

          Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
          The age of majority and - not coincidently - as well the number of Antichrist: 6 + 6 + 6 = 18

          33
          The Satanic number of the Freemasons. Also: the reason why Rolling Rock beer is banned from Freehold.

          72.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • #6
            Re: The Number Game

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            The Satanic number of the Freemasons. Also: the reason why Rolling Rock beer is banned from Freehold.

            72.
            The false, NIV’s number of disciples sent forth by Jesus; the correct, KJV’s one is 70 (Luke 10:1)

            88
            Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


            ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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            • #7
              Re: The Number Game

              Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
              The false, NIV’s number of disciples sent forth by Jesus; the correct, KJV’s one is 70 (Luke 10:1)

              88
              88: town in Kentucky.

              11
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              • #8
                Re: The Number Game

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                88: town in Kentucky.

                11
                Apollo 11 was the first manned “spacecraft” to land… in some Hellywood’s studio.

                3
                Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                • #9
                  Re: The Number Game

                  Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                  Apollo 11 was the first manned “spacecraft” to land… in some Hellywood’s studio.

                  3
                  The Trinity. The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.

                  12
                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                  I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                  • #10
                    Re: The Number Game

                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                    The Trinity. The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.

                    12
                    The number of Jacob's sons.

                    42

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                    • #11
                      Re: The Number Game

                      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                      The largest even number that can be expressed as the sum of two prime numbers.

                      42
                      Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything (Douglas Adams, atheist scum)

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                      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                      • #12
                        Re: The Number Game

                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                        42
                        • There are 42 generations (names) in the Gospel of Matthew's version of the Genealogy of Jesus;
                        • it is prophesied that for 42 months the Beast will hold dominion over the Earth (Revelation 13:5);
                        • 42 men of Beth-azmaveth were counted in the census of men of Israel upon return from exile (Ezra 2:24);
                        • God sent bears to maul 42 of the small boys who mocked Elisha for his baldness (2 Kings 2:23)


                        1,189
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • #13
                          Re: The Number Game

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post

                          1,189
                          The number of times I've gone on a Missionary Trip to Bangcock.


                          69
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #14
                            Re: The Number Game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            The number of times I've gone on a Missionary Trip to Bangcock.


                            69
                            My favorite psalm, it really speaks to me.

                            Psalm 69:4

                            They that hate me without a cause are more than the hairs of mine head: they that would destroy me, being mine enemies wrongfully, are mighty: then I restored that which I took not away.


                            Damned IRS.

                            23

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                            • #15
                              Re: The Number Game

                              Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                              My favorite psalm, it really speaks to me.

                              Psalm 69:4

                              They that hate me without a cause are more than the hairs of mine head: they that would destroy me, being mine enemies wrongfully, are mighty: then I restored that which I took not away.


                              Damned IRS.

                              23
                              23 channels of CB radio back when I was a sodomite, and calling on every channel for a queen, in a frantic and desperate attempt to meet my quota of couplings per day. To have achieved even ten trysts per day was considered an outstanding achievement when we chose to be fags.

                              44
                              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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