[Levi Jones]

My neighborhood has become overrun with cats. The nice thing is the complete absence of rats and bird droppings. The downside is that the kitties are starving during the winter.

A female just had a litter in my garage. I was thinking of letting the dogs in to feed on the kittens. It would cut down on all the feral cats in the area and restore some balance to the environment.

Isn't it better to kill them upfront instead of waiting for them to die an agonizing death? The way I figure, the dogs will pick their carcasses anyway.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Well, they're just animals. My pitbulls like to play with cats. Playtime doesn't last long, but they enjoy it.

[Nobar King]

A similar situation happened to me last summer. Lots of suggestions were offered. I eventually set out a cage and delivered some of the cats to the humane society.

[James Hutchins]

Nature is all about balance.

Now call me a naturalist but I believe in letting all the animals of the world intermingle. Cats eat rats, dogs eat cats, slants eat dogs. Take one of those out of the mix and the whole thing simply collapses.

A side benefit is I like to see my dogs feed themselves. No chinks in the Appalachia's though. Just me and a .45

[Talitha]

You need to call on Petal.
She Saves many Kittys every year.
Any that survive Baptism (put them in a sack and throw in the river) are guaranteed a place in Heaven
Not many get through but at east you know that they are Saved.

[Dr. Zaius]

What's wrong with your pussy dog and why can't it kill cats? Usually you have to train them NOT to kill cats. You might take this as a sign that you need a better dog.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Q: How to you make a cat go "woof"

A: Pour gasoline on it and strike a match.

[TruePath]

Salaamun Aleykum.

All animals are dirty and Allah has forbidden us to touch them.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by TruePath

Salaamun Aleykum.

All animals are dirty and Allah has forbidden us to touch them.

Yes, I am aware you are married to that terror of a woman:


but this thread is about puppy dogs and kittens, quite a few steps up in desire.

Now go back to making your IED's. May Aliakbaba bless you by having one go off in your home.

[TruePath]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Yes, I am aware you are married to that terror of a woman:


but this thread is about puppy dogs and kittens, quite a few steps up in desire.

Now go back to making your IED's. May Aliakbaba bless you by having one go off in your home.

May the curses of Allah be upon you!

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by TruePath

May the curses of Allah be upon you!

That curse is nothing compared to what your man-wifes monthly visitor must be like. Talk about her being a toxic avenger!

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Dr. Zaius

What's wrong with your pussy dog and why can't it kill cats? Usually you have to train them NOT to kill cats. You might take this as a sign that you need a better dog.

Are you kidding me? Those dogs don't take a piss without my say so. I'm pretty sure I can get them to attack cats like they know to do with Messicans.

The key to making them eat beaners is to spray them with fabric softener and Stetson cologne (relax it's diluted 50% with water) when you are poking them with the stick.

[Larry Lee]

Brother Levy, I'm surprised you don't box up those kittens for your local Korean restaurant. I'm sure the Koreans would make it worth your trouble.

Or if you're feeling adventurous you could cook up a pot of braised cat, and let us know how good it is.

[x60tablet]

A better solution may be to train your children to kill the strays, both dogs and cats. Opposable thumbs can make a huge difference, canines (double entendre ftw) nothwithstanding.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by TruePath

Salaamun Aleykum.

All animals are dirty and Allah has forbidden us to touch them.

Isn't there some story about Muhamid waiting for ages for a cat to get off his designer robe or some such?

See, if he'd have had a dog = job done.

[Petal]

Originally Posted by Miss.Talitha

You need to call on Petal.
She Saves many Kittys every year.
Any that survive Baptism (put them in a sack and throw in the river) are guaranteed a place in Heaven
Not many get through but at least you know that they are Saved.

that true, Miss.Talitha! i put them kittys in a sack but no more that 3 per sacks cuz more than 3 would be cruels an i dunks them in the waters, i says "in the names of the father an the son an the holy ghosts" . after a time them kittys quit thier fuss an get real quiets an peacefull , an that be when i no it time to pull the sack outta the waters. if there be any kittys that survives Mr.Levi's doggie rebukes, i be so happys to takes them to the rivers, yay!