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  • #1

    Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

    My neighborhood has become overrun with cats. The nice thing is the complete absence of rats and bird droppings. The downside is that the kitties are starving during the winter.

    A female just had a litter in my garage. I was thinking of letting the dogs in to feed on the kittens. It would cut down on all the feral cats in the area and restore some balance to the environment.

    Isn't it better to kill them upfront instead of waiting for them to die an agonizing death? The way I figure, the dogs will pick their carcasses anyway.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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  • #2
    Re: Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

    Well, they're just animals. My pitbulls like to play with cats. Playtime doesn't last long, but they enjoy it.
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    • #3
      Re: Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

      A similar situation happened to me last summer. Lots of suggestions were offered. I eventually set out a cage and delivered some of the cats to the humane society.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

        Nature is all about balance.

        Now call me a naturalist but I believe in letting all the animals of the world intermingle. Cats eat rats, dogs eat cats, slants eat dogs. Take one of those out of the mix and the whole thing simply collapses.

        A side benefit is I like to see my dogs feed themselves. No chinks in the Appalachia's though. Just me and a .45
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

          You need to call on Petal.
          She Saves many Kittys every year.
          Any that survive Baptism (put them in a sack and throw in the river) are guaranteed a place in Heaven
          Not many get through but at east you know that they are Saved.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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          • #6
            Re: Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

            What's wrong with your pussy dog and why can't it kill cats? Usually you have to train them NOT to kill cats. You might take this as a sign that you need a better dog.
            Ack!

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            • #7
              Re: Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

              Q: How to you make a cat go "woof"

              A: Pour gasoline on it and strike a match.



               Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • #8
                Re: Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

                Salaamun Aleykum.

                All animals are dirty and Allah has forbidden us to touch them.
                Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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                • #9
                  Re: Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

                  Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                  Salaamun Aleykum.

                  All animals are dirty and Allah has forbidden us to touch them.
                  Yes, I am aware you are married to that terror of a woman:


                  but this thread is about puppy dogs and kittens, quite a few steps up in desire.

                  Now go back to making your IED's. May Aliakbaba bless you by having one go off in your home.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Yes, I am aware you are married to that terror of a woman:


                    but this thread is about puppy dogs and kittens, quite a few steps up in desire.

                    Now go back to making your IED's. May Aliakbaba bless you by having one go off in your home.
                    May the curses of Allah be upon you!
                    Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

                      Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                      May the curses of Allah be upon you!
                      That curse is nothing compared to what your man-wifes monthly visitor must be like. Talk about her being a toxic avenger!
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

                        Originally posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
                        What's wrong with your pussy dog and why can't it kill cats? Usually you have to train them NOT to kill cats. You might take this as a sign that you need a better dog.
                        Are you kidding me? Those dogs don't take a piss without my say so. I'm pretty sure I can get them to attack cats like they know to do with Messicans.

                        The key to making them eat beaners is to spray them with fabric softener and Stetson cologne (relax it's diluted 50% with water) when you are poking them with the stick.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                        • #13
                          Re: Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

                          Brother Levy, I'm surprised you don't box up those kittens for your local Korean restaurant. I'm sure the Koreans would make it worth your trouble.

                          Or if you're feeling adventurous you could cook up a pot of braised cat, and let us know how good it is.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

                            A better solution may be to train your children to kill the strays, both dogs and cats. Opposable thumbs can make a huge difference, canines (double entendre ftw) nothwithstanding.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Should I teach my dog to kill cats?

                              Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                              Salaamun Aleykum.

                              All animals are dirty and Allah has forbidden us to touch them.
                              Isn't there some story about Muhamid waiting for ages for a cat to get off his designer robe or some such?

                              See, if he'd have had a dog = job done.
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