Need ideas on how to improve our July 4th fireworks display

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

When it comes to fireworks, audience standards are rising fast. A lot of it has to do with the displays put on by the Russians to celebrate the success of their Special Military Operation in New Russia.

I'm not saying it leaves my sparklers feeling "inadequate", but, well, judge for yourself:

Their displays are also a lot more interactive than ours:

Ideas?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Need ideas on how to improve our July 4th fireworks display

When it comes to fireworks, audience standards are rising fast. A lot of it has to do with the displays put on by the Russians to celebrate the success of their Special Military Operation in New Russia.

I'm not saying it leaves my sparklers feeling "inadequate", but, well, judge for yourself:

Ideas?

I think a great addition to Christian fireworks would by an areal exploding cross. I looked at the fireworks venders and did not see something like this for sale. If we could build one of these we could sell it at Landover.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Need ideas on how to improve our July 4th fireworks display

For me, nothing quite tops the spectacle the Nazis could put on. Perhaps some lower tier tithers could volunteer?

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Need ideas on how to improve our July 4th fireworks display

I think a great addition to Christian fireworks would by an areal exploding cross.

Some folk in town seem to be familiar with this technique. I see them outside my house every few nights doing something similar to this. Have they been commissioned to set this up again tonight?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Need ideas on how to improve our July 4th fireworks display

I like the way we do it in Freehold, Iowa. After the fireworks, we have a huge bonfire and burn Satanic works such as Harry Potter books and rock music. A great time is had by all. Be sure to bring hotdogs to roast in the flames!

Of course, it was better back in the old days when we could burn actual witches. Maybe when Donald Trump is re-elected we'll be allowed to burn some Mexicans, just for old time's sake.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Need ideas on how to improve our July 4th fireworks display

Be sure to bring hotdogs to roast in the flames!

Anyone bringing lutefisk, surströmming, hákarl or kiviak will be escorted from the event and prosecuted under new eco-terrorism guidelines, per strict instructions from senior leadership. No exceptions (looking at you Brother White).

[handmaiden]

Re: Need ideas on how to improve our July 4th fireworks display

I like the way we do it in Freehold, Iowa. After the fireworks, we have a huge bonfire and burn Satanic works such as Harry Potter books and rock music. A great time is had by all. Be sure to bring hotdogs to roast in the flames!

Of course, it was better back in the old days when we could burn actual witches. Maybe when Donald Trump is re-elected we'll be allowed to burn some Mexicans, just for old time's sake.

Italians would be better. They are greasier and make for a longer lasting flame. And Italy has a long history of witchcraft.

" Italian Witchcraft is one of the oldest form of European Witchcraft, and second only to Greek Witchcraft, mentioned by Homer and Hesiod, 8th century BCE."

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Need ideas on how to improve our July 4th fireworks display

Well, I called in what favors I could, and we got the results we got.

Don't worry, these days people are so busy trying to take selfies of themselves with the thing, they tend not to notice the thing itself very much.

At least the choir was great: "This land is my land, this land is also my land".

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Need ideas on how to improve our July 4th fireworks display

Well, I called in what favors I could, and we got the results we got.

At least the choir was great: "This land is my land, this land is also my land".

Nice touch, whoever arranged the "fireworks".

An explosion early on Wednesday reduced one of the slabs at the Georgia Guidestones to rubble.

Some believe[d] the monument to be "Satanic" and a "portal to hell". It ha[d] been linked to the "New World Order" theory, about a purported plot by global elites to rule mankind. In 2008, the monument was defaced with the slogan "death to the New World Order" in red paint. On each side of the capstone, engraved in four ancient languages - Babylonian cuneiform, Classical Greek, Sanskrit and Egyptian hieroglyphic - were the words: "Let these be guidestones to an Age of Reason."

Buh-bye Age of Reason