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    i were doing some indepth innernet researchs for Momma Glynndie's fall colleck-shuns , when i founds a pickture of a classy lady who i thawt were bootiful Mrs.Bowers, but it not. nows, i not want to start no conspuracy theorys but i wonderin if Mrs.Bowers been keepin a liddle seckret from us


    the mistery lady sometimes wear dead animals to, an she were borned in 1949, which make her about forty hunnered millon years old so that be about right!
    Last edited by Petal; 09-19-2006, 08:40 AM.

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    You see, Petal... Pastor Ezekiel complains about my spelling abilities.
    Soon in Christ

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    • #3
      Originally posted by andrewisI View Post
      You see, Petal... Pastor Ezekiel complains about my spelling abilities.
      You just worry about yourself Andy. Don't pick on Sister Petal, who has....um....her own issues.

      I am trying my level best to guide you toward the path of True Christianity(tm), but you seem to be throwing a hissy fit here. Jesus has called on me to judge you, Friend. Better grin while that occurs. And use your spell check!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Petal View Post
        i were doing some indepth innernet researchs for Momma Glynndie's fall colleck-shuns , when i founds a pickture of a classy lady who i thawt were bootiful Mrs.Bowers, but it not. nows, i not want to start no conspuracy theorys but i wonderin if Mrs.Bowers been keepin a liddle seckret from us


        the mistery lady sometimes wear dead animals to, an she were borned in 1949, which make her about forty hunnered millon years old so that be about right!

        You never know, Petal.
        Someone may have been fooling around a little on the side if you know what I mean....
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by andrewisI View Post
          You see, Petal... Pastor Ezekiel complains about my spelling abilities.
          Are you suggestion someone at Petal's tithing level does not love Jesus with her whole, heavily medicated heart?

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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