[Tumpelritter]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

Valentines day was invented by the leading nation of the axis of evil:

It's evil was contained, until an anti-security draft-dodger supporting CATHOLIC named "Saint Valentine" introduced into the west:

Saint Valentine takes us back to the 3rd Century, around 269 A.D. He was a Roman priest or bishop who performed weddings so that men could avoid being drafted into the Roman military.

I´ve always guessed that catholics secretly support gay marriage; And they do it just to keep the military low of good soldiers. How many good, heterosexual men were prevented from joining the army by false religious leaders?

[dudeguy]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

Valentine's Day is stupid for way more than religious reasons. It was invented by greeting card companies to make up for a lack of sales in the first quarter of the year.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

Valentine's Day is stupid for way more than religious reasons. It was invented by greeting card companies to make up for a lack of sales in the first quarter of the year.

You are saying the right things. Unfortunately for the wrong reasons. Please get on your knees for Jesus Christ!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

For those of you who have never seen a Valentine's Day card, these are some typical examples:

[Northsoul]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

Never seen those cards, but the people in there are part of the joke, so don't take it seriously

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

Never seen those cards, but the people in there are part of the joke, so don't take it seriously

Trotsky, Hitler, Stalin and Mao are all in on it? Well besides the fact they're all dead, doesn't this prove it's a socialist plot?

[Northsoul]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

socialist plot to do what?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

socialist plot to do what?

To socialize because they hate freedom, duh! What you are you, some kind of simpleton who sees history and politics as some kind of simplistic, childish cartoon?

[Deaner]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

Thus when children exchange heart-shaped "valentines" (often with members of the same sex!) they are actually participating in an Iranian-invented celebration of illegal draft dodging by giving each other pornography and mock abortion pills!

Sheee-it. I knew there was something wrong with that symbol.

I also never liked the word "vulva". It kinda always made me feel funny inside.

[Deaner]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

socialist plot to do what?

To socialize because they hate freedom, duh! What you are you, some kind of simpleton who sees history and politics as some kind of simplistic, childish cartoon?

Don't worry Bobby. I've been watching that jerk ever since he signed up. He gives me the creeps. I got your back 'bro.

[Deaner]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

I can think of an excellent argument on Catholics' behalf -- and NO, I'm not Catholic, I'm just a mediator. You can't blame the whole religion for the actions of one. That would be like us taking credit for everything Jesus did. I know plenty of Christians I'm not proud of sharing a religion with (however, they shall remain nameless; I pride myself in tact).

Stop your doublespeak and lack of humility. We know who sent you here.

"I pride myself intact". What a bunch of brainless hooey.

[Northsoul]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

why do I give you the creeps?

[Deaner]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

Trotsky, Hitler, Stalin and Mao are all in on it? Well besides the fact they're all dead, doesn't this prove it's a socialist plot?

How much more proof does that idiot need?

[Deaner]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

why do I give you the creeps?

Are you coming on to me?

[Northsoul]

Re: Why "Valentines Day" is Treason Season!

Are you coming on to me?

errr...that quote was a bit gay, I'm totally into guys just FYI. I'll do ya.