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  • #16
    Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

    Originally posted by Ferret View Post
    how rude!
    If you had any sense at all, you would realize that the poster had gone through life embarrassing herself and others by poor punctuation. Brother Nobar's instructive message will turn her life around - people will look on her with renewed respect - others will seek her advice.

    Such is the service of True Christians and such is the thanks we get! (Not as we expect any, Jesus said it would be hard.)
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #17
      Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

      Originally posted by Dimadozen View Post
      Okay another question??Would you know if someone was wiccan,if they are online?Or is that not simply possible,and where i live there are many wiccans,mostly in albuquerque,what if i were wiccan?
      Most Wiccans are proud of the fact, Dimadozen. They bounce into this Christian forum and announce, "HI, I'm a Wiccan! I read Teen Witch by Silverbunny Ravenfluff, and now I'm a powerful witch!"

      In public, they wear their little pentagrams and say, "Blessed be!"

      It's very easy to pick them out, because they announce it.

      Once they've done so, we know that they practice witchcraft, and we target them for the annual Witch Hunt invite them to Landover's . . . What is it called? "Witches, Warlocks and Wiccan Weirdos Campout", something like that.

      I'm starting to think you might just be one yourself, Dimadozen.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #18
        Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

        I read the wikipedia article, and it said sharkey was arrested for felonies...

        It's also worth mentioning that the government doesn't take a homocidal maniac seriously when he tries to become president. -.0
        "Non-believers can't be considered citizens or patriots...this is one nation under God." --George H. W. Bush, 41st President of the United States

        ^ the above statement was originally bible scriptures, tell me then, why was it replaced by a sad attempt to insult me? I do believe in Jesus, otherwise I would be an athiest.

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        • #19
          Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

          Im a Dark Pagan Goth WOMAN with a blood fetish...

          Am I going to hell? am I am I?

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          • #20
            Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

            Originally posted by godluvsme232 View Post
            Im a Dark Pagan Goth WOMAN with a blood fetish...

            Am I going to hell? am I am I?
            Wow, and I thought you were just a homersexual.
            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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            • #21
              Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

              Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
              Wow, and I thought you were just a homersexual.
              Oh yeah thanks for reminding me

              Lesbian too

              we have blood orgies and witchcraft... what do you have?

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              • #22
                Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

                Originally posted by God Hates Me View Post
                what do you have?
                Eternal life through Christ Jesus!
                Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                • #23
                  Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

                  I can get that by serving myself... self empowerment... basic of the Pagan/"satanic" religions... sounds like alot more fun and alot more worthwhile if you ask me.. so you keep serving while ill be leading

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                  • #24
                    Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

                    Originally posted by God Hates Me View Post
                    I can get that by serving myself... basic of the Pagan/"satanic" religions...
                    I didn't know part of the satanic religion was "serving yourself". Thats gross and just too much information!

                    I learn something new everyday.
                    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

                      all I meant is I didnt have to bow down to anything... freedom.. not the fake freedom thats being overused...

                      Censorship for one is bad mkay

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                      • #26
                        Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

                        Originally posted by God Hates Me View Post
                        all I meant is I didnt have to bow down to anything... freedom.. not the fake freedom thats being overused...

                        Censorship for one is bad mkay
                        The only true freedom in the world is the freedom to Worship Jesus. The rest is satanic communism.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #27
                          Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          The only true freedom in the world is the freedom to Worship Jesus. The rest is satanic communism.
                          I can live with that... communism sucks though... maybe theres Healthcare in Hell... not to mention the billion things denied...

                          How can you be so sure though, what if you reach then end and find out its REALLLY the end... Id rather live now than give too much power to a book written at the dawn of civilization thats been translated so many times noone can really be sure of anything...

                          no offence...

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                          • #28
                            Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

                            hey thank you everyone for the advice,and (god hates me) cool off a little your way to dramatic, that stuff you say is not true,not even of wiccans. what kind are you anyways?
                            My quotes were evil.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

                              she said something about Dark Paganism in another post,,, so shes not Wiccan, but wiccans tand to focus more on the light side of things and the so called "good" Dark Pagans think theres a need for balance, so they work with Black magic and that sort of thing fascinating stuff by the way

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                              • #30
                                Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists

                                Originally posted by keres66 View Post
                                she said something about Dark Paganism in another post,,, so shes not Wiccan, but wiccans tand to focus more on the light side of things and the so called "good" Dark Pagans think theres a need for balance, so they work with Black magic and that sort of thing fascinating stuff by the way
                                The wiccans are lucky to have someone with your intellect on their side.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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