[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible

Could you elaborate please. Are you asking me to tithe to you?

Hmm. Let's see...

Have you tithed yet?

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Have you tithed yet?

I don't know. What do you think?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible

All that is known about Thomas Jefferson just skims the surface of this true demon-in-the-flesh! It was well known that TJ was a very private, introverted man so he had a lot of secrets and hidden sides to his personality. Forget the drug farming, forget the negro breeding, and forget his Bible....

What you need to know is that Thomas Jefferson was a necromancer and powerful warlock who used his powers to take control of this nation. As a boy, TJ went out in the countryside and sat down near a cave. Inside this cave a voice spoke: "Come in, Tommy. Tommy, can you hear me?" So TJ walked into the cave and met SATAN FACE TO FACE.

Thomas Jefferson's Secret Book still lies within Monticello to this day, but as per his will, no one is allowed to open it or read it. I have read the book however by SPACESHIP JESUS telepathically xeroxing it and faxing it into my brain.

Now, TJ made this pact with the Devil and was bestowed with great powers. He could raise the dead and create a zombie army to terrorize any townsfolk who stood in his way. He had the ability to astral project, see through time and space, and telepathically absorb the thoughts of others. He even could form black energy balls in his hands and throw them at people, where they would succumb to a major stroke within a week!

Thomas Jefferson is on the 2 dollar bill. 2 is known to be Satan's number. "Deuce". As well, the $2 bill is rumored to have been cursed and an unlucky item to anyone holding it.

Thomas Jefferson is on the 5 cent coin, the nickel. 5 = 5 points of the satanic pentagram! NO COINCIDENCE.

It is said the Declaration of Independence was channeled to him after summoning demons from Hell to help him write it. And the ORIGINAL copy of the Declaration is actually written in human blood on tanned, dried human skin.

Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died on the same day, July 4, 1826, exactly 50 years after the birth of our nation! Adams and Jefferson were well-known adversaries, and Jefferson admits in his Secret Book that he put a curse on Adams so that "he may not live a day longer than I do".

Thomas Jefferson, emissary of the Devil, magus satanicus!

It does not surprise me ONE BIT that this deadbeat druggie with jungle fever denied Christ and lay the framework for the destruction of this nation that we love so much!! This information-- kept secret for centuries by the LIEberal establishment-- was nothing more than a GIANT COVERUP of his obvious hatred for this country!!! If people knew the TRUTH about Jefferson and his systematic sabotage of this country through sin and secularism, they would rebuke him and his disgusting anti-American ideas!! And you can add Abraham Lincoln (a secret Joo), Benjamin Franklin (communist), Alexander Hamilton (fairy), Teddy Roosevelt (socialist), FDR (Nazi enabler and Godless cripple), George Marshall (treasonist sissy), Harry Truman (useful idiot), Colin Powell (a willing tool of the socialist agenda for World Domination® ), Louis Brandeis (anarchist Joo), and Jimmy Carter (the worst, most evil human being ever) to that list!!

If it weren't for America's TRUE PATRIOTS-- heroic men like Gen. Douglas McArthur, Grover Norquist, Warren G. Harding, Ralph Reed, Roger B. Taney, Dick Cheney, Herbert Hoover, Nathan Bedford Forrest, Richard Nixon, George W. Bush, J. Edgar Hoover, George Wallace, Oliver North, Lee Harvey Oswald, G. Gordon Liddy, Joe McCarthy, Roy Cohn, Rush Limbaugh, and James Clark McReynolds--- just IMAGINE where this country would be today!!

I think Jefferson was as queer as a two dollar bill!! He was nothing more than an East Coast elitist full of lofty rhetoric that hid his true agenda-- the destruction of the United States through mongrelization and sin!!

[donnie dumdum]

Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible

I don't like nigras, nigra lovers, and the damn NAACP.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible

You seem to have a thing against Darkies my friend; I'll ask you kindly to respect the anti-racism stance that Landover takes.

NAACP is a communist Front organization and should be reported to The House Committee on Un-American activities.

[Keanuu]

Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible

tee hee, giggle giggle, aren't lies funny, FAGGOT DEMONS, I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF CHRIST.

[A Mad Dog]

Re: Thomas Jefferson created his own version of the Bible

Hmm. Let's see...






I don't know. What do you think?

I tithe but it is not to this organization.