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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Kitty!
Happy Birthday to on of the few eskimoes I find tolerable.
I had Omaha steaks send you the trimmings. Enjoy!Attached FilesIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Kitty!
Happy birthday, sister!
I'm sure it will not be long until Jesus takes you into His arms.
Will it be a disease that calls you to Him? A home invasion? Or even a random mugging leaving you bleeding on one rainy night?
Suffice it to say Jesus will welcome you with open arms once He deems you have lived long enough.
God bless.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Kitty!
Will Sister Kitty not just be left on an ice-floe, as is the custom of her people?Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
Happy birthday, Sister!
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2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Kitty!
A most Blessed Birthday, Sister Kitty!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Kitty!
Good point. Jesus sent two she bears to maul to death those 42 rude children so I guess He could spare a polar bear to eat her to death, in the fullness of time. A decent Christian burial in permafrost would be nigh on impossible with the crude technology the Eskimos have.Originally posted by Attila's Wife View PostWill Sister Kitty not just be left on an ice-floe, as is the custom of her people?
Happy birthday, Sister!
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God bless.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Kitty!
Happy Birthday Kitty...hope you are obeying your husband.-Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
-DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!
-FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
-There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
-Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
-Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
-WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!
STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Kitty!
Happy Birthday, I hope you don't make too big of a mess cooking your birthday meal that you can't enjoy it while it's hot!
Yours in Him
DAMPsalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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