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Re: Creation Science must be taken seriously!
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Re: Creation Science must be taken seriously!
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Re: Creation Science must be taken seriously!
Is that poor poor guy hearing voices?Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
Give him his syrup.. 
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Re: Creation Science must be taken seriously!
What is she saying? The world proves that god exists?
If I said that I have a friend, that you cannot see, hear, smell, feel or taste, but who truly existed. What would you say?
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Of course you have a friend like that, His name is Jesus, and He loves you deeply, if you obey everything He says, and you tithe to this Godly Church (Paypal button at the end of the pageOriginally posted by just Jimi View PostWhat is she saying? The world proves that god exists?
If I said that I have a friend, that you cannot see, hear, smell, feel or taste, but who truly existed. What would you say?
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No, I think he said his name was euhm.....s.....s....wait a minute......s.....ah yeah! it ws Satan!Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View PostOf course you have a friend like that, His name is Jesus, and He loves you deeply, if you obey everything He says, and you tithe to this Godly Church (Paypal button at the end of the page).
Thou shall fear the truth and will not change someone's signature!!Comment
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Are you hearing voices son? Are they telling you to "do things"? How many other members of your family are affected this way?Originally posted by just Jimi View PostNo, I think he said his name was euhm.....s.....s....wait a minute......s.....ah yeah! it ws Satan!
Do Radio waves make you "do things"?
I'll say a prayer for you.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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don't bother saying a prayer for him... it won't do you (or him) any good...
SINCE PRAYING TO SOMETHING THAT DOES'T EXIST WON'T WORK!I CALL REVOLUTION!!
I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!
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Are you still here? I thought you’d gone off to the children’s area.Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplop View Post
Look, to humor you, I chose an atheist site to show you that you are an uniformed moron and that you are wrong.
The author of the site does not know why prayer works, but he shows it works. We at Landover do know why it works.
As you are a straight forward close-minded citizen, who fails utterly to agree with anything even when positive evidence is stuffed under your nose because you are young enough to know everything – I’m not sure what effect the evidence will have.
I can lead horses to water, but I can’t make them drink.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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really smart, choosing a site with a broken link... *cough* !d!0t *cough*Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostI CALL REVOLUTION!!
I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!Comment
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http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/msciprayer.htmlOriginally posted by Kerplunki Zerplop View Post
It works on my computer - yours must be beset by demons.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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This is clearly a case of Mind over Matter: In this case, the actual belief that praying will help causes the person's mind to overcome the injuries that the body has suffered, thus speeding the healing proces. It's a technique that's been practiced by eastern monks for several millenia now.I CALL REVOLUTION!!
I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!Comment
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So, at least you are being reasonable.Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplop View Post
Now, you say (without proof) "Probably mind over matter"
I say, (and you would say, "without proof") "The Lord hears those who pray sincerely."
I would have liked to have seen the result of 2 groups of non-English speakers given (a)Real prayers for real people given by True Christians and (b) A few sentences from a novel given by atheists. The 2 groups would be told that by saying these "prayers" there would be a chance of a third party improving and the third party would be told there were those praying for him/her.
However, although this was not done, I can imagine that group (a) would fare better.
To crystallize the thought experiment, if a member of your family were suffering from an incurable disease, which group would you wish to be "praying" for the relative?sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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neither, i don't believe in prayer...
what i would do is tell that person that everyone's praying for him, and that would have the same effectI CALL REVOLUTION!!
I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!Comment
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don't you even try..Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
you're making me scared now *shivers with fear*
No prayers, please!!!Thou shall fear the truth and will not change someone's signature!!Comment
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