[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Meanwhile in the People's Republic of Canada, 3 whiners have caused who-knows-how-much economic damage to a store chain, as it has to fill garbage dumps with items that kind of remind Indians of themselves:

H&M stores across Canada have pulled faux feather headdresses from their shelves after receiving complaints the items are offensive to aboriginals. [Earth to person with no personal responsibility: inanimate objects don't offended people. Inanimate objects JUST SIT THERE. People are offended when PEOPLE GET OFFENDED. What goes on in your head is your problem, not everyone else's.]

Kim Wheeler, an Ojibwa-Mohawk from Winnipeg, said she first saw the $15 fashion accessories while shopping with her daughter last week at the store in Vancouver's Pacific Centre mall.

"My first instinct was to buy all of them and throw them in the garbage," [because after generations of living under socialism/welfare she has no idea how supply and demand work]...It's not honouring us. It's not flattering us. It's making a mockery of our culture....We just don't think it's cool."

The 44-year-old woman, a media relations worker and former employee of The Canadian Press, [obviously the only reason this stupid story ended up getting printed] quickly realized she wasn't prepared to spend that much money to make a point that might not be heard.

Instead, she fired off an email to the company.

"Headdresses are worn by chiefs in some of our communities ... It is a symbol of respect and honour and should not be for sale as some sort of cute accessory. It is not honourable nor flattering. [and anything that fails to flatter us has to be destroyed]

"People in my community have kind of been fighting that whole 'hipster headdressing' for awhile now.[because we have no actual problems.]"

Emily Scarlett, a Toronto-based spokeswoman for the Swedish fashion chain... (Hey! If they're Swedish, why not fight fire with fire: start your own store, and sell viking helmets. Then she'll understand, because she'll feel every bit as dishonored and humiliated as you are. Or not.)

You know, all I have to do is change a few words:

Originally Posted by a world where Canada doesn't have a racist double-standard

Burger King outlets across Canada have pulled paper crowns from their shelves after receiving complaints the items are offensive to white people.

Jeb Thurmond, an Scots-Irish from Freehold, said he first saw the fashion accessories while eating with his daughter last week.

"It's not honouring us. It's not flattering us. It's making a mockery of our culture.
"We just don't think it's cool."

"Crowns are worn by kings in some of our communities ... It is a symbol of respect and honour and should not be for sale as some sort of cute accessory. It is not honourable nor flattering."

"Of course we never want to offend anybody or come off as insensitive," Scarlett said. "We're always about being there for our customers" [who now have to pay for the cost of dumpstering so much merchandise.]

Scarlett was unsure if the crowns would also be removed from burger king stores in other countries. [Which means that if I'm off getting shot in Syria, or starving in Sudan, I might still run the risk of finding an excuse to get offended.]

Of course, every Indian reserve on the continent sells lots of tacky, stereotyped indian nick-knacks, yet we hear no complaints about that. This is because Indians think that since they invented feathers and not knowing how to tan leather, that other races are not allowed to use feather-technology, and not-knowing-how-to-tan-leather technology.

This reminds me of blacks who think that only people of their race can play black-influenced music like rock or rap. "You can't use not-singing technology! Your race didn't invent not-singing technology!"

I actually like this rule that you can only use technology your own race created - if the rule is applied with no double standard. I will know that Canada's racist hypocrisy has ended when entire retain empires capitulate because 3 white people didn't want to see non-white people wearing something they didn't invent (say, an indian with a metal bracelet. Or a black person with clothes.)

[Bobby-Joe]

Godly point Brother Jeb, look at the white bashing in sports teams names;

Minnesota Vikings (yes, ALL white people of Scandinavian descent are savages with swords)

Oakland Raiders (because you know how white folks like eye patches and piracy)

Pittsburgh Stealers* (because we white folks just like running factories and exploiting immigrants)

Dallas Cowboys (why don't they just call it the Dallas Brokack Mountian since they are just saying all white men are gay)

Arizona Cardinals (since all white religious leaders love child molestation)

As you can see, when it comes to white folks the racism NEVER ends.


* Note: contrary to popular belief their is no such team named "Steelers" in Pittsburgh.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

I personally am offended by Pope Hats. Because of Obama's handling of the economy they thankfully aren't selling well - another feather in the cap of the free market.

1,325 Pope Hats

Because of this terrible economy, I'm having to shut down my business. I have OVER 1300 Pope hats (replicas) that I REALLY need to get rid of. The pope hats came from China and are a little too small for most adult heads and are also irritating to the skin, so you would need to have long hair or wear a smaller hat underneath (just like the REAL POPE). Dogs do not like to wear these pope hats, but maybe a large cat or maybe a nice dog would wear one. My dogs will not but they are not very nice and always hate being dressed up like for Halloween when we tried to dress them up like batman but they became very very agitated and bit a neighbors kid. I will lock the dogs up when you come get all of these pope hats.

My wife is a devout catholic and she finds the presence of all of these pope hats all over the house to be blasphemous. I have pope hats in every closet, pope hats under the sing, pope hats full of other pope hats. She will not stop talking to me about getting rid of the pope hats and has started lighting candles all over the house for my soul but these pope hats are extremely flammable so its a problem in my house (there are pope hats everywhere)

I payed 10x what I'm asking for when I bought these pope hats. I still think there is a market for them maybe when the economy turns around. Act NOW! Don't miss this great deal! I have 1,325 total (I counted this morning). 3 of them have some dog bites and one of them is burnt to a crisp, but you can take that one or leave it. Bring 2-3 strong friends.

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[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond

This reminds me of blacks who think that only people of their race can play black-influenced music like rock or rap. "You can't use not-singing technology! Your race didn't invent not-singing technology!"

Can you imagine if only black people were allowed to sell peanut butter? What would happen? Would soccer moms be buying jiffy off of the street corner for 20$/jar?