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Default Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w - 04-06-2010, 09:29 AM

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Default Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w - 04-07-2010, 02:39 AM

...This is repulsive. Putting fake sperm into your 10 YEAR OLD daughter's panties? Sick. Not only is it dumb, it's pointless. A 10 year old is going to be interested in bike rides and playing with her friends, not if she'll 'do the deed' with little Tommy next door. It's better to have a talk with her about all that stuff instead of a lose-lose situation for her.

And I know a Christian family who never did that trick, and guess what? Their daughters have no thoughts of sex or anything like that.
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Default Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w - 04-07-2010, 02:43 AM

I ment FAKE sperm, not genuine sperm like I said up there.
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Default Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w - 04-07-2010, 02:46 AM

Gah, I'm so sorry! Forget these 2 posts, please.
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Default Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w - 04-07-2010, 04:00 AM

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And I know a Christian family who never did that trick, and guess what? Their daughters have no thoughts of sex or anything like that.
Are they dead?


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Default Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w - 04-07-2010, 03:37 PM

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Remind me never to have tapioca pudding at your house again.


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Default Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w - 04-09-2010, 10:26 PM

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With your son you can use it many ways, squirt it on the sheets in the morning and ask him what he was dreaming about since it wasn’t Jesus.
You do realize that "wet dreams" are completely natural, it's just a part of growing up and going through puberty?
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You do realize that "wet dreams" are completely natural, it's just a part of growing up and going through puberty?
You have been deceived by Satan. True Christians™ do not have wet dreams. The Holy Bible is very clear on this: Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."


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Default Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w - 04-10-2010, 02:05 AM

You're going to punish your son for not dreaming about Jesus? You can't control that unless you get into deep lucidity, which I'm sure you disapprove of, also.
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Default Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w - 04-10-2010, 05:34 AM

wrong area again, sorry.


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Default Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w - 04-10-2010, 07:57 AM

BTW I tried making this and it came out pure white, instead of greenish, like real seed. Any idea what I did wrong?
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You're going to punish your son for not dreaming about Jesus? You can't control that unless you get into deep lucidity, which I'm sure you disapprove of, also.
Of course you can control what you dream about! This is why it is important to always pray before you go to sleep.


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Default Re: genuine seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and wife - 04-12-2010, 04:59 AM

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If your son has gone out to a "kegger", sneak into his bedroom while he sleeps it off. Squirt some of the stuff onto his bottom.

When he wakes up ask him, are you SURE you can remember everything that happened last night?
LOL I love that kind of practical joke! Remember when those Saudi Arabians tried that one on us when we met at the 08 GOP Convention? We were all "OMG We have camel-AIDS!" until we figured it out.


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Default Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w - 04-18-2010, 07:16 AM

total disgust. have faith in your kids
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total disgust. have faith in your kids
I have faith in Christ. Kids need to be watched!


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