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  • #46
    Re: goodbye

    Originally posted by thesepeopleareChristians View Post
    i give up. ban me already. just keep this thread up here for shits and giggles. also, no, i don't have a penis, i'm a female in real life. so...goodbye.



    and climate change is real
    A teenaged female autistic libtard attacking her elders while spewing vulgarity and foreign gibberish and pushing the glo-bull warming hoax... I think I know the identity of our erstwhile troll:

    Nice try, Greta. We know it's a badge of dishonor for atheists and liberals to receive a banning from this Godly forum, but you failed.
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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    • #47
      Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

      Maybe part he/part she is leaving. There is a lesson here for future trolls. Don't cross swords with the world's experts on sin. That is what we are here at Landover Baptist. There have been thousands of trolls, each and every one defeated.

      Thank you, Jesus, for another victory.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • #48
        Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

        Originally posted by thesepeopleareChristians View Post
        can't wait to expose you on <<<advertisement for a porn site>>>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! try <<<advertisement for another porn site>>>, you may find nicer and sexier women and men there for your crying of laughter
        Dear Miss Whatever-your-name-is: What is the meaning of your very outrageous behavior? exists so that sinners — such as yourself — can learn about the saving Grace of the . But, to mock that Grace is to condemn yourself to an eternity — in blistering-hot :

        Ephesians 2:8,9:
        8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of :
        9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

        John 3:36 "He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of abideth on him."

        So, before you continue down that pathway to eternal damnation, you might like to apologize to for being so rude, and for delivering insults to servants — here, at , before it is too late!



        (Mrs.) Isabella White

        Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the blood of Jesus"

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        • #49
          Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

          Welcome friend! God has a special message, just for YOU! Just ask me more and I can get my BFF to bring you into our Circle of Love(tm).
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #50
            Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Welcome friend! God has a special message, just for YOU! Just ask me more and I can get my BFF to bring you into our Circle of Love™.
            You're a little late to the party Brother Hutchins, but you didn't miss much.
            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            • #51
              Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

              Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
              You're a little late to the party Brother Hutchins, but you didn't miss much.
              Persistence is a virtue when it comes to capturing a woman's heart. Just ask the ladies. When I was younger I would wait outside the nightclubs for hours and they would literally stumble into my van. I welcome our young guest to reach out to me privately - I have a full head of heir, clean shaven and did I mention I'm a doctor. Mr. Hutchins is a fine choice too.
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              • #52
                Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                Originally posted by thesepeopleareChristians View Post
                WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO [[Turn the tables]] GUYS???? I AM JUST A [[Number 1 rated salesman]] HERE! PLEASE STOP [[Killing]] ME

                I AM ALL VERY [[Sorry]]. GO TO [[Hyperlink blocked]] FOR MORE INFO ON THE [[specil]] DEAL WE HAVE GOING!!!
                I have looked trough your posts and found little to suggest that you have much in the way of advice to offer Christians.

                It may be that you are beset by some sort of demon: Have you been through an exorcism before?


                Do "the voices" tell you to do things? Can you use a doll to show us where the man put his hands?
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                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #53
                  Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                  became a searcher,wanting to discover who i was and what made me precise. my view of myself turned into changing. i desired a stable base to start from. i commenced to resist3 stress to behave in ways that i didn’t like any greater,and i used to be delighted by who i in reality become. i got here to feel a good deal extra sure that no one can ever take my region.
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                  • #54
                    Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    I have looked trough your posts and found little to suggest that you have much in the way of advice to offer Christians.

                    It may be that you are beset by some sort of demon: Have you been through an exorcism before?


                    Do "the voices" tell you to do things? Can you use a doll to show us where the man put his hands?
                    oh boy, another dumbass XD
                    also im not christian im an atheist so i never had an exorcism before

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                    • #55
                      Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                      I’m sorry I missed this one but wow!
                      -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                      -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                      -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                      • #56
                        Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN

                        Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
                        You must have evolved from a monkey, because your grammar is awful, hunny.
                        Jen, that particular fool mostly contained its trolling in a single thread and then departed this forum, never to return. You could learn something from such an example.
                        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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