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Default Lesbian Sex in Church! - 12-07-2009, 12:40 PM

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The Godless sometimes ask me, “Does it matter how you worship God? I mean, all roads lead to Rome.”

Whereas I answer, “Yes, only Landover leads to Salvation™ all other roads lead to Rome and the arms of Satan’s Emissary.” This abomination below is the final straw. The International Catholic Business Conglomerate has made a takeover bid for the Anglican’t Communion inviting Anglican't false Christians to joins minions of Satan.

In a serious attempt to fight this off, the Anglicans have gone beyond sin and into the realm of blasphemy.

The Rev. Miss Rug Muncher is now to be a bishop! All I say is, “Do you have Scripture for that?”

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RIVERSIDE, Calif. — The Episcopal Diocese of Los Angeles has elected the second openly gay bishop in the national church and the world Anglican fellowship. http://www.inthedays.com/the-falling...assist-bishop/

Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away* first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;”
—2 Thessalonians 2:3


*falling away•Strongs 646: apostasia, ap-os-tas-ee´-ah; feminine of the same as 647; defection from truth (properly, the state) (“apostasy”):—falling away, forsake.

The Rev. Mary Glasspool of Baltimore won election as assistant bishop in Los Angeles in voting Saturday. The first openly gay bishop, V. Gene Robinson of New Hampshire, was consecrated in 2003.
The Episcopal Church is the Anglican body in the United States. The election of Robinson already has deeply fractured the global Anglican Communion.


Within the United States, theologically conservative Episcopalians this year formed a rival church, called the Anglican Church in North America.


Glasspool lives with a female partner. Her election as assistant bishop must be approved by a majority of national church leaders.


From (AP) RIVERSIDE, Calif. — An openly lesbian priest is among the candidates for assistant bishop in the Episcopal Diocese of Los Angeles. If elected Saturday, she would become the second openly gay bishop in the national church and the global Anglican fellowship.


Two rounds of voting at the diocese’s annual convention late Friday did not produce a winner. Balloting resumed at 9 a.m. Saturday.


When voting ended Friday, the Rev. Mary D. Glasspool of Baltimore, who has a female partner, was drawing a large share of votes. Another gay candidate, the Rev. John L. Kirkley of San Francisco, withdrew late Friday, winnowing the original field of candidates to five.


The Episcopal Church, which is the Anglican body in the United States, caused an uproar in 2003 by consecrating the first openly gay bishop, V. Gene Robinson of New Hampshire.


Breakaway Episcopal conservatives responded by forming a rival church, the Anglican Church in North America. Several overseas Anglicans have pressured Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams, the Anglican Communion’s spiritual leader, to recognize the new conservative entity.
Anglican leaders in 2004 had asked the Episcopal Church for a moratorium on electing any more gay bishops while they tried to prevent a permanent break in the 77 million-member fellowship. However, last July, the Episcopal General Convention, the U.S. church’s top policy body, voted that the job of Episcopal bishop was open to priests in same-sex relationships.


The Los Angeles diocese had openings for two assistant, or suffragan, bishops.


In the election for the first vacancy Friday, the winner was the Rev. Diane M. Jardine Bruce, rector of St. Clement’s-By-The-Sea Episcopal Church in San Clemente. She will be the first female bishop in the diocese.


The Los Angeles diocese has 70,000 members and covers six Southern California counties.
That last figure, friends, is the number of souls that are today condemned to the eternal fires of Hell for they have consented to this Satanic appointment and have spat in the Face of a Vengeful God.


1st Timothy 3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;

She's not blameless, she's a lezbean.
She's not a husband
She's probably vigilant - on the lookout for young Christian ladies
She's not what you can call 'sober'
She's certainly not of good behavior
I'm sure the 'hospitality' that a young lady visitor might expect is unspeakable.
Apt to teach - Oh yes! She will teach her unnatural ways!





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Default Re: Lesbian Sex in Church! - 12-07-2009, 01:01 PM

I do not believe in Anglicanism but it is truly a sad day when lesbians are made "bishops."
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Default Re: Lesbian Sex in Church! - 12-07-2009, 01:08 PM

I would like to point out that it is behavior like this that causes Jesus to condemn the entire Anglican "church" to an eternity in the lake of fire down in hell. You see God, in His infinite mercy and wisdom, condemns not only queers (those "without natural affection") but also their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") as being "worthy of death."

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Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
And yet it is Landover Baptist Church that is routinely condemned for being hateful...


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Lesbian Sex in Church! - 12-07-2009, 03:26 PM

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1st Timothy 3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;
Indeed. To those who support such blatant God-mocking: Show me where the Bible says that a bishop may be the butch of one femme or vice versa. Go on. I'll wait.


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Default Re: Lesbian Sex in Church! - 12-15-2009, 04:28 AM

Anglicans are simply those who are to cowardly to be evil enough to be considered papists.

Within Catholicism, the Clergy must have sexual time with children to get their magic dresses. Anglicans must simply have homo sex with those of any age.
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